How did the company that created Ferrero Rochers manage to create something that wasn't very yummy?
by fucking up
That amount of white chocolate would churn my stomach. I had two white chocolate truffles the other day and my gutty works were fucked for an hour.
>>7388245
"I don't like coconut."
Great thread, OP.
When's the last time you had a patty melt, /ck/?
>>7401187
>macaroni is just a deconstructed grilled cheese
>>7401190
macaroni is a pasta noodle you retard
>>7401228
>calling pasta noodle
desu calling pasta noodle instantly makes it disgusting, would be like calling sirloin steak shitpiss steak
Chicken picatta. Easy and quick to prepare. Makes great sandwiches if you have leftovers.
Post your favorite go-to dishes that you wish you'd learn earlier in life than you did.
>>7401054
Always wanted to make this but never have wine in the house. I suppose I could use chicken stock instead of wine?
And I guess one of my go to dishes is breakfast. I love breakfast for dinner, buttermilk pancakes and eggs with some sausage mmmm.
Wish I learned earlier? Well it's not a dish as it's a side, but home fries. Dice up the potatoes and then microwave the potatoes for a few minutes. Then throw in a cast iron pan that's already sauteed onions and peppers while the potatoes were nuking....
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>>7401054
How can you start a thread like this, and not post a recipe?
Why does nobody post recipes on this board anymore?
>>7401138
I always fuck up home fries, but then again, I never microwave. How long? Do you rinse the starch off?
is there anything more heavenly?
>milk-cookie-disease.jpg
Sounds about right
>>7401041
nice try insomnia
To be honest pham I prefer sea salt/rock salt and chocolate.
What are some good dishes that include bacon, that aren't just over the top "epic" junk recipes that are using bacon just to use bacon.
>>7399267
Egg and bacon pie is tasty as fuck.
You can use it for (almost) carbonara, or, if you have no pride, you can wrap it around crumbed schnitzel and just oven the mess.
You're asking for something really strange.
Just make bacon, eggs and hashbrowns.
what's some really tasty sausage i can find in the typical american grocery store?
i usually just get hillshire farm smoked sausage. i realize i could be probably doing so much better than that.
I buy a fuckton of kielbasa.
You can do almost anything with it, and it's not a bad snack in slices, either.
I never buy big name brand sausage, shit is terrible. In this part of Texas you can get fresh made sausage anywhere, or at worst there are local brands that stores stock, some are pretty great. As far as Hillshire Farms and Johnsonville and big names go, nobody buys it.
>>7398780
Chorizo, it's Italian and better than the rest.
15 pounds of boneless skinless chicken thighs
Hmm...
>>7394713
/fit/ eats chicken tits
what are you gonna do with em, opie?
>>7394686
better Jamaican jerk those breasts
First off, I'm not fat. But Jersey Mike's has a very distinctive mayonnaise. I can't seem to find anything that resembles the taste. Sometimes I ask for 2 or 3 times as much just to relish the flavor. Anyone know what brand they use or where I can find a recipe?
Anyone? Subway has crappy mayo. Quizknows has a funky chunky mayo. But JM has that perfect "God's Cum" Mayo
Add garlic salt and MSG to your regular mayo
>>7387748
They probably make it themselves, or rather have some 3rd party company make it to their specs and distribute it to their stores. The ingredient list is on their website but no recipe.
Do people actually put this stuff on hotdogs?
>>7400682
Why not? I usually buy my relish and mustard separately, but I'm sure it tastes pretty much the same.
>unitaskers
>Go to authentic Peruvian place with a date
>They serve this shit in front of me without me asking
>"I didn't ask for this"
>"Oh, it's on the house. If you don't like it, let us know."
>Take a sip
>What the fuck is this, tastes like bubble gum
>Take another sip
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>>7400592
If you want something worse, try Kola Inglesa. It's basically liquid swedish fish.
Always have these floating around the house since my mom passed the habit. It's probably the one thing Peruvians are most proud of.
>>7400592
>>IT DOESN'T TASTE GOOD BUT I CAN'T STOP
Hahah, so true.
Don't buy it, anon. Just buy a more delicious quality cream soda. Same mood without that weird acidic artificial metallic almost banana-y flavor.
There was this piss neon yellow soda in bolivia, papaya something. It essentially tasted like the tangy battery acid part of red bull but I couldn't stop drinking it
I wanna stop eating pizza and fast food, but is that even possible? Like in this modern day where we stress to even have time to nuke your frozen pizza?
Where should I even start? Maybe doing some simple pasta or cold veggies for lunch?
Man, that looks like a really good dog.
>>7400108
You could try killing yourself. That usually goes over well.
I tried smoking some wings using pic related, 3 hrs later still not cooked all the way. Any hints to keep it at a hotter temp? I fucking still smell like Applewood dammnit.
>>7399887
Did you use the smokebox or indirect coals in the main chamber?
>>7399887
>Any hints
Git gud
>>7399887
Finish them off in your oven it you Don't have literally all day to smoke meat. Or like the other guy said, put the coals in the big chamber with the wings.
How often do you oil your salad /ck/?
I made sure to oil my salad once in the morning and once when I go to bed.
>>7399718
You're like the funnier version of Dane Cook.
2/10, never post here again pls.
Whole olives or pitted olives, /ck/?
Just give me olives and nobody gets hurt.
whole.. pitted are too salry usually
>it costs more to buy a burger and fries separately than it does to get the meal plus drink
>you pay a surcharge if you want water rather than a coke
>yfw fast food menus are engineered to make you complement your food with cancerous soda water
This should be illegal
>>7399585
Just throw the soda away you fedora toting fagmunch.
>>7399585
soda companies subsidize the fast food industry. Water companies don't, hence the "Surcharge".
It should be. Sensible fast food companies just give you a discount on the whole meal. In-N-Out, memes aside, charges less for just a burger and fries or burger and drink that for any combo, for example. Hypothetically everything is tiered so you pay only for what you order, without these weird pricing shenanigans for not getting a specific combo.