How the fuck is this tiny piece of shit 240 calories?
So we are out of ideas for food for our games night. I was going to ask /tg/ but figured I would get better responses here than rainbow Brownies. Our usual fare is jalopano Popper's,wings, spinich/artichocke/tiziki/Buffalo dips, sliders. All good stuff bit would like some new ideas with a dash of health consideration
>Our usual fare is jalopano Popper's,wings, spinich/artichocke/tiziki/Buffalo dips, sliders.
So you usually eat trash? How about queso dip made with RoTel tomatoes and Velveeta cheese? Chili dogs made with Hormel chili? Tacos made from an Otrega kit? Frozen supreme pizza undercooked in your oven, then dunked in ranch dressing?
For healthy just open a bag of salad that no one will eat.
I am starting a diet and I have been struggling to find a healthy alternative to noodles (already tried Zoodles and they are alot of work, and in the end not very similar to a noodle). I stumbled upon shirataki noodles (also known as miracle noodles) and they seem like a really good option.
>does anyone here have experience with Shirataki noodles.
Noodles are already healthy, I don't know what your problem is. In fact just today some people released another clickbait study suggesting that a greater proportion of pasta in the diet is associated with improved weight loss and healthier body weight. Carbs are good for you my man. Don't tell me you are yet another victim who fell for the low-carb meme. No wonder Americans are so fucking fat if they avoid pasta and potatoes
What do you buy here??
Give it to me straight /ck/, do my potatoes have aids?
There's this circular ring on ALL of them, in the EXACT same location. I don't understand it, it can't be rot right? What the fuck is it! I want to make mashed potatoes but these are all I have and I don't want to die from this shit. Should I just kill myself now rather either than live without mashed potatoes or get tater-aids?
It's called bacterial ring rot, it's a somewhat common disease of the potato plant and poses zero threat to humans. Potatoes with ring rot are sold and consumed all around the world and ring rot does not disqualify potatoes from being sold because it does not affect the quality or safety of the potato. Google to compare
Just made my own pizza.
FYI le fromage is Dutch Gouda.
Julia Child's omelette have changed my fucking life. I used to think the omelet was the lowest form of egg preparation. Tough spongy browned skin that tasted like cardboard, who the hell would ever want to eat an omelette over scrambled or fried or even boiled eggs?
How wrong I was.
Lets make food thread, 5 images, and final product.
picture one is this meat.
got some mushrooms washed. Love mushrooms. If you don't like mushrooms you should not be on ck because you have an inferior palate.
How the fuck does this Jap woman be so thin and eat so much crap?
>puts fries and big macs in a rice cooker with rice
>puts bacon lettuce tomato into giant ass bowl of rice with cold water, ice and some Jap seasoning
I don't know, maybe the 130 litres difference of soda per capita per year has an effect.
My father is a chef and has been really depressed since last summer. How can I get him back into his former self? I think about reawakening his love of cooking, but I'm not sure where to start. What dishes would you make to rediscover your love of food?
Tell him to get out of the worst industry in the world. If he likes cooking he'll enjoy it a lot more if he's cooking for himself and not some arsehole customer at 10pm on a Sunday night
>The chef does the cooking
Most of the cooking he does is for himself, the rest is when we wants to impress others. The problem is he haven't done much of either for the last year and I'm trying to get him back into the habit.
I put some rice, a frozen hamburger patty, garlic salt, salsa, and various hot sauces into a pot of water I currently have on an electric heater. I wonder what will happen.
I forgot to mention I also threw some ketchup in there. Currently drinking my favorite beer, Hamm's.
Fuck alcohol. I hate the taste, but I love the feeling. How do I get fucked up as efficiently as possible? I want to take in the alcohol without having to gag on it, or take it with all of the extra calories from sugar. Inb4 alcohol provides calories, I know.
You won't taste a thing and the alcohol will absorb through your intestines, delivering the alcohol straight to the blood stream. Bypasses the liver and everything.
tito's vodka (or whatever is of good quality but underpriced in your region), ice, water, juice of 1 lime, simple syrup to taste. On weekends add a cucumber. never have a hangover again, slowly destroy your body.
Lemon juice and vodka. Healthy pour of each, over a lot of ice. Maybe a splash of some soda just to balance the sour, or just add a lot of water and dilute it.
Lemon juice is extremely strong tasting, making it nearly impossible to taste (especially if you have enough ice and/or water) and the burn of the sour liquid masks the alcohol burn, your body won't know which is which, probably just the lemon.
I get it by the liter from the dollar store. Cheap, efficient, literally doesnt matter what...
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What strange pizzas do you like? I like BLT pizza
Specifically the recently released Soylent 1.6, if not, 2.0.
It was uninteresting however many years ago when it was just one autist mixing powders in his dorm, and it's uninteresting now.
Please fuck off if you're just going to sit around making "thoughts on x?" threads all day.
Ketchup on hotdogs? Y/N