Rate my meal /ck/
It's eggs with sauce and bread
Am I a weirdo, or does anyone else think that food dropped on the floor is hilarious?
It's comedic gold to me.
What's your favorite lunch-in meat?
my neighbor(a family man) just brought my a plate of his wifes cooking since he saw me get home at 8pm.
I just moved in a few months ago and we have only talked a few times but are planning on doing a few activities together
What's the appropriate thing to do in return? I washed the plate and taped a note describing how great the meal was so his wife knows I enjoyed it.
anything else I should do? natural born autist so i know i already fucked this up
He's prepping you to be the bull in his cuck fantasy. Your autism probably can't handle that. I suggest you write a note telling him that human interaction makes you uncomfortable, and to please avoid it in the future.
Never made bread before but theres a first time for everything
Did i do a good?
more adventures in 100% hard red wheat bread. last batch was great but didnt get much oven spring. this dough is very slack, highly hydrated. nothing but yeast and water. its starting the bulk ferment and im going to let it go way long because im busy and because this is slightly underyeasted and i want to see what happens.
here is more porn of my vintage Hobart while we wait.
thats about as risen as its going to get. if I cant bake tonight Im going to fridge it overnight.
R8 bread also post your bread.
>you know it's done when it sticks to the wall
Dave's pimpin seafood stir fry.
Some dumb girl tried to hijack my thread so I'm starting a new one.
ingreds are in the pic; this will be a quick one; and here is the video bonus:
So I have a problem with gaming and need a new hobby. Being a massive faggot with no gf I have decided to try baking. Being the fat fuck that I am I like vanilla cheese cake, but have never made one.
Any good tips ?
best recipe ?
Creative Innovations ?
Who first invented the fabulous, the magnificent, the orgasmic Lasagna dish that is so damn tasty I want to bathe in it?
Also what is the best Lasagna recipe?
lasagne is shit, and every time i say it's shit people are on here are like 'you've just had shitty lasagne' and it annoys me because i am a better, more well-travelled cook than any of them and i made an entirely well-informed decision to hate lasagne.
will you travel to my home and cook for me?
hey, guess who my favorite food writer is.
It's not Tina.
It's the dork who gets his fingers pinched.
Nudes can cook.
Holy fuck I love my griddle.
What other down-home style cookin' can I do with this thing?
>buy some real thin or beef steak or slice some super thin
>buy some hot dog buns, the good kind
Mince the onion, and put it on the griddle, put steak on top of that. As soon as the onion is done, start mixing the meat around, sprinkle some salt. When it's at desired level of rare, slap a slice of your favorite cheese on top, and put a bun on top of it. Let the cheese steam and melt, than pull it all...
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ask a guy who just made a chocolate malt in a bowl anything
So a while back my girlfriend made some meat/tomato sauce for ravioli and when I ate it I could tell the beef was bad, I just manned up and finished my plate and then didn't eat any more of it.
The rest of the sauce went into the fridge and just sat for a couple weeks, I thought she threw it away eventually but I just found it in the freezer and she's re cooking it to make beefaroni right now
tell her that shit is bad u fucking goob
>G/F is trying to kill me what do?
Fast food degenerates not allowed
>stone ground mustard (made in house)
>thick-cut pickles (made in house)