How to cook Bacon perfectly?
Who makes the best malt liquor videos /ck/?
You come home from work and your quirky 4'9" Guatemalan wife has made this for you.
What do you do?
>You come home from work and your quirky 4'9" Guatemalan wife has made this for you.
Beat her for making me lose the presidential nomination of my party then make guac in my guac bowl.
Name a better quality brand.
>PROTIP: You can not.
This is dedicated to my /fit/bro. Lets make sick gains, cunt.
I have some eggs, milk, protein power and creatine. Pretty standard.
I'll make this quick. First goes the ice, creatine and brotien.
you dont need all that shit to be fit
if you want unusually large muscles then you better have a use for them otherwise youre just compensating for something else that has you insecure
So my local grocery store had chicken breast chunks on sale for $1.15/lb the other day...being the poorfag I am, I scooped up a 5 lb. package.
As far as I can tell, it's simply the leftover scraps from when they were sectioning up the breasts at the butcher. Nothing wrong with the meat, just all sorts of fucked up shapes and sizes.
That being said, since its now all in my freezer, any recommendations for cooking 5 pounds of these freakshow breast chunks? I'm leaning toward some kind of stew right now...
Stir fry. You can use them for stews, but since they're low fat, low connective tissue they're not the best choice. If you were to go down to that route, I'd advise adding them towards the end.
What is this /ck/ and how do I make it?
what people think vegans eat VS what we really eat
so whats up barbarians?
How do you respond to this without looking like a hypocrite?
kill yourselves. oh wait you already are by eating your hormone injected and cancer inducing filth.
>Driving with friend
>It's lunch time so I suggest we eat somewhere, so I say McDonald's since it's pretty close by
>"Oh I'd never be caught dead eating at Mick Dee's. I got better taste than that."
>I say "Okay, where do you want to eat?" thinking he's gonna suggest a healthier alternative
>He says "Five Guys Burger and Fries"
McDonalds sucks dicks from every direction it's possible to suck a dick from. You could summon Cthulhu, enter his non-Euclidean dimension, and you would find McDonalds sucking dicks from impossible lines and angles.
Your friend did you a favor. Five Guys is better in every way.
>perfect balance of nutrition to meet your RDA
>can 100% replace all food in your diet
>no cooking time or energy required
>contains no animal products
>over 1 year of shelf life
Basically it's human chow...
Mediocre food for a mediocre life I guess.
Is this the most overrated meme channel? Cayenne on fucking everything? Kinda pleb tier seasoning
Do you eat anything not in the way in which it was intended?
I buy and eat bags of croutons the same way most people do potato chips or goldfish crackers
It's just my favorite snack, people think it's freaky deaky but I don't see why
>but I don't see why
Because there are set rules to things. Just like the rule that chili needs to has beans in it to be called an authentic chili. Or the rule that American or English spaghetti carbonara is made with a nice amount of heavy cream. Or that New Yorkian cheese frisbees are called "pizza".
What this guy said. Food choices are heavily cultural. I've done what you do OP, and it's delicious. Can anyone give a reasonable reason why an American breakfast is more or less proper than an English breakfast? No, not without a bunch of stupid bullshit.
I don't see anything wrong with that at all, croutons are delicious and come in great flavors that you don't get in chips or crackers.
I enjoy a slice of untoasted, good quality sourdough bread with olive oil, salt + pepper for breakfast. My sisters used to give me shit for it growing up, yet have no problem eating wonder bread toast with butter on it.
I fucking love noodles, im like that little nigga off of parappa the rapper 2.
I'm not one of those anime faggots that eats it because Japan. I grew up with the shit
But I've never actually had what could possibly be the best tasting ramen.
I love sour stuff so i've always put vinegar and A1 steak sauce into it. What could I add to make sour and tasty Ramen.
this man is literally the reason i cook
Did you ever have a birthday or fun time at Caesarland?
No. I had a birthday party at Showbiz Pizza Place, I was fucking horrified.