Saw a post about the weirdest shit subway sandwich artist have run into. Saw a post about a guy with diabetes putting cookies on his sandwich to avoid his wife's wrath. Thought it was a dope idea. Thus the footlong with salami, bacon, spinach, jalapenos, extra extra mayo, and white chocolate chip cookies was born. The workers started questioning who the sandwich was for and I chickened out of saying it was me and said I had a pregnant girlfriend. The workers and customers in line proceeded to bombard me with questions about if I was going to marry her, would I try the sandwich,...
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Should have manned up and said it was for you.
Who gives a shit if they are grossed out? Say you wanted to see if it was any good.
>>7569505
jesus christ how much mayo do you think you fucking need you shit head? theres more in there than meat!
>>7569505
Subway is disgusting as a regular sandwich. This is just torture.
So I got a bag of lemons on a whim at the store
now.
what can i cook?
I don't want to cook WITH lemons
I want to make something out of them
>>7569318
Lemonade. Add vodka. Use homemade simple syrup
The extras rub in your eyes.
Pics of lemons please.
>>7569339
i don't drink tho
lemonade could work
and you dirty bird, here
Lemon bars, lemon meringue pie, candied lemon peels, lemon marmalade, avgolemeno soup.
Mayonnaise should not go on burgers. I shouldn't have to say no mayonnaise when I order a whopper, Wtf why would you put mayo on a burger?
>Whopper
>first choice in burger
I'm new to /ck/, is this a meme?
it tastes good with ketchup and mustard
>>7569242
Who here /guaconburgers/?
So good lads.
I have developed what I believe is an ethical argument for consuming animal-based products. I'm going to go ahead and call it:
"The domesticated animal/human pact of symbiotic benefit".
To put it briefly, all animals that have been domesticated for the purpose of consumption have become reliant on human intervention for their species to survive, despite the violent means in which humans use them for their own benefit.
If humans stopped raising domesticated animals for consumption, it would surely result in the extinction of their number. Nobody...
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you're going too deep bro
just eat the fucking hamburguer
I, personally, have never felt the need to justify the consumption of animal products.
Are you sure you're not vegan?
>>7569252
Have you ever killed an animal?
I grew up on a farm with goats, pigs, chickens, and cows. When I killed them, I thought "How do I justify this?"
I'll be hungry forever after this video, this looks, fucking, amazing. Food porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-l0ore9EH4
>>7568106
Looks delicious desu
Cool, Serbs are my neighbours and brothers by blood, but enemies by circumstance. Bulgarian here. The only things I'll criticise is how much products go into this when you could just toss the minced beef and the bread on the grill and have a similarly tasty snack quicker, then season it on your whim. That grease at the end is lewd too.
Terminology/differences for the interested:
Serbian cheese (Kashkaval as we call it) - either from Sheep or a Cow milk, it can be mixed by both if the Cow milk is fat-free. This type of cheese is made by first filtering the produce,...
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>>7568316
So Mangalitsa pigs are found outside Hungary as well? I've only tried it in Hungary desu. Didn't know the neighboring countries also use it
Sup /ck/, I recently thought of a surefire way to lose weight for you fat fucks out there
I call it the Fire Dietâ„¢
The rule is, everything you eat must be drenched in hot sauce. Not just any old sauce, it has to really be hot. Something like Dave's insanity sauce or hotter. Also, no milk.
The idea is to make eating unenjoyable and painful. Since the sauce will mask the taste of anything you eat, you can start eating healthier foods (since you can't taste them anyway).
What do you guys think?
>>7567974
Good luck while you're on the toilet
I've taken to using a 500,000 scoville sauce on anything I eat. Basically does exactly what you say, I can only eat small amounts to ease the discomfort. A bowl of soup easily takes like 45 minutes to eat because I need to cool my mouth off between every spoonful.
>>7567985
This is completely true. Crapping it out is way worse that taking it in.
If drenching everything in hot sauce kept you thin why are so many blacks fat
Anyone else use these? I have a ton of them and its what I normally use. Its easy to clean, keeps portions from touching, and is practical. I had a girl over for dinner and served dinner on one of my trays and she seemed uncomfortable and I think she was making fun of me. I guess its time to get some fancy plates.
What prison allows you to use the internet?
>>7567926
Lol
>>7567915
>keeps portions from touching
The components of most meals I prepare taste good together. I don't see that as a plus in most cases.
We have an overabundance of custard at home, so I need ideas for what I can make with it.
What are recipes you like where custard is used?
Creme brûlée
>>7567475
Something about bananas, Nilla wafers, and whipped cream
>>7567475
eclairs or cream puffs
Hey /ck/ I'm from Toronto and I'm heading out west in a few weeks for the first time. I'll be hitting up Vancouver and San Francisco with stopover in Eugene, Oregon.
Looking to see if anyone had any ideas about what I should try or have any awesome recommendations for places.|
Already have a bunch of things on my list like In N Out, fish tacos, oysters and seafood. Looking to see if anyone in the area or has been before can help me out.
>actually putting fast food on your list of things to try
>>7567307
This
Go to the local subreddit(I know lol plebbit) and ask them the best places to eat
>>7567307
Why not? If I ever visit the US I'm probably eating all that trash.
/ck/ how do I gain weight in the cheapest way possible, without dairy
be american
>>7565984
first post best post
>>7565971
Put rocks in your pockets. Try jumping into a river or lake afterward. The wet cloths will add some weight.
Domino's opened a store here in Milan. I'm thinking I'll order a pizza when they all go for a fixed 5,50€ on Friday.
What's the best that American pizza can offer?
>>7565335
that bbq chicken looks pretty legit anon.
>>7565335
extravaganza
>>7565337
You think so? It's basically just cheese, onions, chicken and bbq sauce.
Pleb filters
>"My setup costs more than my car" Edition
What's the most you'd be willing to spend on coffee gear, assuming you could afford it? I'd be pretty happy with my little 3 cup Moka even if I were rich, I think. I'd buy a much nicer grinder though.
>>7564738
most i would spend is $1200 or so on an espresso machine
Unlimited budget? Probably spend the $8,500 for a slayer espresso machine and a Baratza Forte grinder which would run me about $950. There are much more expensive grinders but a forte doesn't look like there's a rocket ship in my kitchen.
I spent $95~ on a bonavita variable temp kettle and $130 on a baratza encore and both those purchases felt very exuberant for me and my broke college student ass.
All I got is a coffee presser and an electric water boiler. I'd like to get into those fancy cofee drinks like the capuchino and frapachinos and espressos
Welcome to S&S cafeteria. Whatll it be?
Spaghetti, obviously.
great american favorite with fried oysters
>>7568297
Which of these options are vegan, gluten free, non-GMO, and ethically harvested?
BLACK Indian PALE ale? Wtf??!! Why not IBA?
BIG
>>7568116
>IPA
Or as I call it, fedorabeer.
>>7568116
Fags are gonna fag