What's the best stuff to put on a roast beef sandwich?
>>7582168
Horseradish
Red onions sliced thin.
Deli mustard.
Maybe Swiss if you're feeling frisky.
>>7582168
Sauerkraut and mustard
Let's make dinner again /ck
Slice up some onion. We're going to cook it down at add it to our burgers
>>7581730
>family pack
>someone on 4 chan has a family
Is there any cheese more disgusting than Swiss?
Even American plastic is better.
>>7580371
B-but Swiss is best sandwich cheese. Your parents must suck.
But you're also non American so your opinion is literally worthless.
Dick cheese
>>7580371
Here we see the 13 year old with no sense of taste whining about what his parents buy.
In places like Japan and to a certain extent, Korea, they look down on people that prefer salmon sashimi to other fishes such as tuna.
This is because they consider it entry-level and plebeian. You probably think I'm shitposting but seriously, go talk to any Japanese fishermen or sashimi enthusiasts.
So, are you a plebe or a patrician?
Supposedly, according to Planet Money podcast, salmon sushi was not done at all until the 90s when it was shoved down everyone's throats by some team of Norwegian MBAs, at which point it was grudgingly accepted as possible although by no means desirable.
Which is odd because I have a clear and distinct memory of eating salmon sashimi in Japan when I was a kid in like 1986. But in retrospect it could have been tuna or something.
B-but I like salmon best ;~; it's so soft and fatty...
Oh well, 'guess I just have to accept that I'm a pleb.
>>7580315
i'd go for salmon nigiri if it's house smoked but other than that i wouldnt pay for raw salmon unless it was super cheap
I don't have friends but I want to go to a proper restaurant
Do you just walk in and ask for a table for one?
>>7580038
kek
Yes.
>>7580038
yes. its a bit awkward but youll get used to it. its really not bad as they bring your plate quick since its only you. go enjoy the food and forget about everyone else. none of the people there know why youre on your own.
unless you dress like an autistic naruto. then it will be obvious
>A New York City designer has come up with a pizza box design that doubles up as a pipe to smoke marijuana.
>An app called Push for Pizza allows users to order at the touch of a button a pizza delivered in a box one section of which peels away and folds into a smokeable pipe.
>The cardboard forms the sides of the pipe, and the little plastic piece that keeps the box top from crushing the pizza becomes the bowl—though it isn't plastic here but temperature-resistant white ceramic.
>'It is common to crave food when one gets high. It is also typical practice to order a quick pizza to satisfy this craving. We are aware of these trends and decided to combine these two interests in a actual product,' says Push For Pizza co-founder Cyrus Summerlin to AdWeek.
>He says that including the pipe, which they designed in collaboration with Nikolas Gregory's design studio, helps to make the pot-to-pizza path pretty painless.
>While the image of the lazy, couch-dwelling marijuana user is changing as drug laws loosen, one thing that will remain constant is the tightly woven relationship between pizza and pot.
>'The pizza is in hand before the munchies set in, leading to a more relaxed and enjoyable experience without the interminable delay of its delivery or the pain of gnawing hunger,' Summerlin tells AdWeek. 'And the pipe comes at no additional cost. Its materials are 100 percent recyclable.'
>The pipe is apparently durable and has been tested.
>The bowl piece is constructed using a ceramic, though should it go into mass production, they would likely use a temperature-resistant vegetable-based recyclable plastic to cut costs.
>Gregory says that there are no plans for production, but that could change based on how well the invention is received.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3543283/New-York-man-designs-pizza-box-turns-pipe-smoke-weed.html
If you're ordering a pizza because you're already high, what are you going to want the pipe for?
Potheads. They just don't know what they're doing half the time.
>>7579673
Dude, marketing, lmao
>smoking out of a greasy cardboard tube
I'll stick to joints, thanks
get a pizza stone they said.
perfect pizza everytime they said.
>being that bad at anything
end it
>>7578525
Put it back in the oven and cook it until it is ash.
>stone meme
i fell for it too
Do you get lamb barbecue in america?
We grill lamb. But in my experience it's uncommon to fully cook/smoke lamb like we do with pork or beef.
>>7578063
They don't end to eat much in America . .. are you a Kiwi or Aussie?
>>7578063
You find a restaurant that has it. We have restaurants for just about everything. Might take some searching, but you'll find it eventually. Unfortunately lamb is kind of an uncommon meat in America. The easiest place to find it around here is in Greek or Middle Eastern restaurants.
ITT: Overrated shit
Meat
>>7577547
Have you ever tried buffalo milk mozzarella, OP?
>>7577552
Ate it 15 minutes ago, hence the thread.
What the fuck do I do with it?
>>7577470
Buy local.
Take a tsp and put it in warm water each morning for an energy boost.
>>7577475
>consume calories for energy
this is a useful tip
>>7577479
Look it up bozo.
I keep seeing Brits post about these and it looks delicious. I am surprised no one has introduced this here in America near colleges. It looks like the best drunk food one could have.
Why do Scots deep-fry everything?
>>7577361
They have more pubs and small chain/non-chain restaurants to buy those at
Because the average crap food stop is actually just one of several, the closest you can get to something like that would be Jack in the Box's combo meal
>>7577361
>I keep seeing Brits post about these
m80 bo b80
pls educate you're self
Coke Zero was invented by either Satan or a mad scientist
How does a diet drink nail the taste of the regular drink but still be so good that you actively prefer it to regular Coca Cola?
I carry a can around the office with me at all times. I like how it looks against my white shirt and black slacks.
Pepsi max is also way nicer than normal Pepsi.
never tried coke zero probably because diet coke is so shit.
>>7576653
Not fooling me, shill.
your chopsticks photos, how to use, etc...
>>7576497
Here's the chopstick I use
as you can see it has prongs on it that make moving food from the plate to my mouth easier.
Very modern
You should try it some day
how to use
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dBu3kLoDGM
>>7576497
The urethra is a convenient place to store chopsticks
Aldi, Coles, IGA or Woolworths?
I wish every Australian was dead
>>7576265
IGA because it's literally 30 seconds away.
Coles for big shops; the one near me is a lot nicer then Woolworths
>>7576283
This is a good opinion.
>>7575821
Are you honestly too stupid to figure out how to use a fucking Crock-Pot?
>>7575821
>get up
>get ready for work
>put meat in crockpot
>go to work
>come home
>pull meat out of crockpot
>tender and delicious
Sometimes falling for memes improves our lives.
>>7575821
>The meat's been in the Crock Pot for 35 minutes and it's still not done!