I just ate 500 grams of raw squid. Didn't realize until I happened to read the directions saying "this product must always be cooked first."
How fucked am I?
Haaaa haa haaahaaa haaa!
Epic thread!@
Can't believe you did that OMMMGGG!!@@@!!!
OH shit.!
U R DUMB!
Lolo ""this product must always be cooked first."
You didnt read the direcvtions OMG!!! EPIC
>>7590554
yeah.. I wish I was trolling.
I have a job interview tomorrow morning too, I can't afford to be sick.
How fresh was it? It might be okay... maybe. I'd see a doctor ASAP if I were you.
What do you take to work for lunch?
A hearty sandwich and an apple. I'll have a cup of coffee if I feel like it. Work lunch is best kept simple.
>>7589559
This. Hate feeling like a bloated fuck at work.
I have a really nice co worker who always has different food, everyday before they eat I ask "can I get some of that?" or "wanna share that?" and they obblige everytime so I just stopped bringing my own food, these days they pretty mich just bring a whole extra portion for me, really xool of them.
>salt on cookies
>a strip of bacon on maple bar donuts
This shit is now being sold at my local bakery. Why are pretentious hipsters trying to ruin perfectly good food?
America lmao
>>7587543
>salty and sweet don't go together
>>7587559
North america lmao
Too often
>>7587481
Whenever I cook with it.
really craving
Vegans on SUICIDE watch
Yuck.
This thread again? At least get a new giffy.
>look mom I posted it again!!!11!1one!
just got my san marzano tomatoes delivered and i'm finna make a batch of this sauce
gonna use clarified butter instead of butter and normal olive oil instead of EVOO
any of you made it? any tips?
butter will make it taste weird.
>>7587793
>OP, Kenji lopez's recipes tend to be a pain in the ass and time-consuming,
yeah, don'do this. red sauce isn't a big secret and Jumanji Alt-Cuck is a fraud, basically.
i like Mario Batali's version if you really need a recipe
Why don't we all just cut the crap and admit that white bread, or in other words, bread made without husks and shit in the flour, is better than wheat bread in all flavor-related aspects?
>>7586461
Personally I go for deep fried pancake batter dollops.
>>7586461
>opinion = fact
aspy kek
I prefer honey wheat.
ITT: Post your market meat prices.
>>7583174
Woah! Is that Alberta?
>>7583189
Vancouver Island, British Columbia
Why? good prices or expensive. Never bought meat anywhere else
What are some teas you enjoy drinking whether in an independent shop or at home. What independent/non-mainstream coffee shops do you go to?
I am into white teas such as: shou mei, white peony, silver needle
Is that from Intelligentsia?
>>7534715
Yes, sir. I love their attention to detail
Anyone tried filling their own teabags? I need something quick&easy (=disposable) to enjoy my (pretentious) teas at work.
I'm especially interested in pic related because they seem to be the thing that fills the first couple of pages on ebay when searching for empty tea bags. Anyone got these ones specifically? Do they work or do they explode in your face or something?
I'm gonna make some good brown gravy. Sausage gravy!
I have half packs of chorizo and hot breakfast sausage. I'm thinking of mixing them then frying. This is my first pack of chorizo and the first go was just breakfast burritos.
Think it will taste alright?
>>7591994
What kind of sausage is that?
It looks scrumptious.
>>7591997
If your referring the pic its a googlegrab. I think it was the Alton brown recipe. Mine will be darker. But the sausage needs to thaw first
Why are people afraid of MSG?
because of the MSG
Idk why anyone would be afraid of mobile suit gundam
>>7589285
Its metal solid gear
Food in UK that you can't get in America
You yanks don't even have Doritos brand salsa dip, what the fuck
>>7584837
That's because we know how to make it ourselves so why would we buy it?
>>7584839
If that's the case why would you have so much fast food and convenience culture
We know how to make salsa too but it's interesting how you guys don't have this?
>>7584837
nope, we just hire mexicans to make real salsa for us.
wow, you really got us there. tell us more about these new world ingredients you limeys just found.
What does /ck/ think of Chipotle?
It's pretty cool that we can piss and shit because otherwise life would kinda suck, you know? It's like i told dirty dan the man - don't eat cheeseburgers in bed man, it's counter-intuitive.
>reaching over the guard.
fucking disgusting.
>>7588587
Why eat chipotle when you could get even better authentic Mexican food made in less clean cooking areas?
what's your snack trinity? a snack trinity consists of:
-something crunchy
-something sweet
-something to drink
pic is mine
>>7588024
juanitas corn chips,
supremely dark chocolate, or just bakers chocolate.
and some tea.
Crunchy-Flips with pizza flavor
Sweet-waffles with nutella
Drink-dark beer
No prefered brand
Cheap alcohol general
Who /Black Velvet/ here?
>>7585018
> Cheap booze
Ew. Just wait until it's on offer.
>>7585018
Damn, anon. that place has all five of the classic US bumwines! Where exactly was this from?
Years ago some friends and I did a "bumwine challenge" in which we drank all of those. It took us considerable effort to find them all. We had to visit three different liquor stores, all in the ghetto.
>>7585018
muhfuckin bumwine