I've been feeding these two ducks for the past week. They were SUPER trusting and immediately switched areas to hang out to be closer to me. So I was thinking how safe would they be to kill and eat? In Southern California btw. Just wondering.
Best Energy drink?
Best Energy drink.
Annoying relatives thread?
>aunt develops lactose intolerance at age 60 somehow despite living 40 years on a dairy farm
>won't eat anything with any amount of butter despite it having like 0 lactose
>will send back pasta dishes if cook had the audacity to finish it with few slivers of parmesan
>won't eat nuts because she has diverticulitis (she doesn't) and they inflame her bowel (wft how do you know?)
>any rumor of spiciness "gives her migranes"
>MSG makes her joints hurt, won't eat any asian food
>on the advice of her dumbfuck doctor she is now gluten-free for health purposes (seriously fuck you doc)
>grills waiters for every single ingredient on half the menu
>absolutely no alcohol in dishes even when it getting cooked out
>balsamic vinegar makes her "gassy"
I swear to god she does this shit just for the attention. All she eats is fruits, vegetables, and protein so she's probably healthier than me but I can't eat at a restaurant with this woman without wanting to blow my brains out
It's pizza night!
Which of these dipping sauces would you have with fries?
Left to right: sweet and sour, honey mustard, ketchup, mayo.
50:50 ketchup and mayo (not mixed and poured directly onto the chips) with a generous amount of vinegar and a dash of salt.
If I have to play by your rules though, mayo would be fine. No one should ever eat chips without salt and vinegar though.
I have devoted my entire life to finding the perfect recipie to the definitive snack,
my search has brought me here, I hope my search ends here. I have one very complicated question, /ck/
How do I make PB and J?
>tfw addicted to eating unhealthy, sugary foods on an almost daily basis
How do I stop?
Stop buying them. It's a lot easier to exercise willpower at the grocery store (especially if you're not shopping while hungry) than it is when there's a package of candy right in your pantry.
Egg, Colby jack, avocado, grilled onions, alfalfa sprouts, thin sliced rare London broil, Blue Plate mayo on grilled whole wheat.
ITT: we judge each other based on what toppings we put on our pizzas.
>spinach, black olive, vidalia onion, green pepper, mushroom, and occasionally anchovy.
There's a special place in hell for those who only prefer plain cheese pizzas and whine about not getting theirs and doesn't want to eat any pizza with toppings when pizza finally arrives.
That said, mushroom, onion, red/green pepper, spinach, ground beef, pineapple, and ham for me.
why people pretend this isn't great pizza?
Because it really depends on how each individual shop is run. Quality can vary depending on the people working the shift.
Also, several years ago Domino's was really bad (cardboard crust, sauce was basically ketchup, etc). Kinda like where Papa John's is today. They did eventually overhaul how they crank out the pizza with better ingredients, but it still largely depends on the people that are making it. Even the delivery guy has an impact on quality of the food.
>in Chicago, they would call this pizza
The perfect inexpensive meal.
So my order was $31 but I only had $30. The business would not just give it. Were they being retarded or what. They'd rather have no money than lose a dollar?
>They'd rather have no money than lose a dollar?
Fast food places are really tight-fisted these days, that's why you have to request (and sometimes pay for) sauce packets now. With profit margins being so small in the industry it's cheaper in the long run to throw your order out than comp anything ever.
have you ever fucked food?
i always appreciate being able to share things like this
so ive fucked a few bits of food, the best being a cherry pie. i felt a little bad wasting it since i love cherry pie but the eventual cum added a lot of flavor to it, which ill get into later. the texture on the inside was just right, if youve ever fucked a guy whos ass was full of shit then youd know the feeling. its really smooth and squishy and manages to grip you just right. i made sure it was still a little warm for the sensation, but by the time...
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