So I received a call from my parents that they are coming home in 2 hours and I have to prepare something for them.
I have some chicken (pic related) and an oven.
Maybe some soy sauce and ketchup.
What do?
Just serve them the cooked chicken marinated in Heinz™ Tomato Ketchup.
That right, tangy taste has just the right zing to spice up any meal on short notice. Impress your parents today!
>>7657429
Invite them into a Restaurant.
Go buy more stuff?
You could put some soy sauce on the chicken and then bake it at 420°
Your options seem pretty limited
Is it possible to make milk tea without it sucking? What's the trick to it? And finally, for the enteral question, how retarded is this idea?
>>7657162
Wat. Just use condensed milk in hot tea.
>>7657172
No, see, I wanted to make the tea entirely out of milk. I drink close to a gallon a day, and I figured doing a lot of it as tea would be cool.
>>7657178
I'm craving a midnight snack. What's the best thing to eat when its late at night that doesn't involve a fuck ton of preparation?
Water you fat fuck
>>7657097
I'm the king of this shit i do peanuts maybe ice cream if I'm feeling frisky can't go wrong with chips im a beer guy so i like the salty stuff beef jerky was always good but pretty pricy nowadays you basically gotta buy snacks
>>7657098
Yes because peeing for the rest of the night sounds like a fucking amazing idea you retard
Who else here loves roast bread? I just discovered this tonight and it is the bomb.
>>7656776
have you tried dry cereal and milk in a bowl?
I usually boil my bread because that's how mom made it. What are the advantages of roasting?
>>7656824
Fucking brits.
Whats your favorite poutine? What do you add aside curd cheese, gravy and fries? Sausages? Bacon? Both? What is your favorite gravy for poutines? BBQ, brown gravy, italian sauce?
The classic, made with seasoned fries, is the best. Messing with it is usually overkill. That being said, there's a place around here that tosses their fries in a garlic/parmesan mixture and tops with gravy, canned mushrooms, and green onions with a side of garlic sauce. It's fucking amazing, but I can only get it like once a year cause I feel so sick afterward.
>>7656774
>canned mushrooms
no thanks
Who here approves a Canadian annexation by the US?
New England or Manhattan?
I just tried Manhattan for the first time two days ago and I must say, it's the patrician choice. Plus, it was the password in Ace Ventura.
I rarely eat pizza.
>>7656655
Is that a Chicago style in a ceramic cup?
Rhode Island.
Just kidding, Manhattan can be good, but New England is the only true patrician choice.
Cutting kryptonite thread
>alfredo sauce
>pepperoni
>italian sausage
>bacon
>basil
I order this shit every time I go out to my local pizza place... I always eat the entire 18" pie. I fucking love alfredo pizza.
>>7656554
>I always eat the entire 18" pie.
how does weighing over 300 pounds feel
>>7656554
that's god to be at least 5000 calories
>>7656683
well i'm a bodybuilder and currently weigh 190 @ about 11% body fat... so i'm feeling pretty good desu senpai
You jelly /ck/?
>america
I make active efforts to not envy the good fortune of others. I don't know if it makes me more satisfied with what I have, but it at least doesn't make me less satisfied
I'm jelly of everything but the root beer, also french onion is the superior sun chip flavor.
Where do I start if I want to become good at cooking?
First you need to get a proper chefs knife and some at least halfway decent pans.
Second you need to get a good handle on ingredients. Go to a farmers market or a fish market or a butcher and ask for advice in choosing proper ingredients of their field. If your ingredients are shit then your final product will be as well.
Thirdly you have to watch God of Cookery
Fourthly you need to start making food. If you are trying something new look up 3-5 recipes on what you are making and take what you will from each one to make your own dish and then tweek it. Anyone...
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>>7656245
Not on /ck/, that's for sure.
I bought a good set of stainless steel pots and pans, and a Rachel Ray cookbook. Look online for recipes, too. The first time you cook a recipe, cook it exactly like it says, then subsequent times tweak it to add more of the flavors you like and less of the ones you don't like. Sooner or later you'll figure out principles based on this and be able to apply them to other things, thus creating your own dishes.
Going vegan for a month, what are some good recipes??
carrot sticks
Just eat meat like a normal person.
>>7656143
grass
what is your BEST and most FAVORITE crockpot recipe?
i'm gettin real fuckin tired of chili senpai
>>7655927
>crockpot
do you live in a college dorm? there's literally no reason to own one of these if you have a range
>>7656001
not OP, but I am monitoring this thread because I do live in a college dorm, and I do cook with a crockpot in there.
Red beans and rice, beef burgundy, and beef stew in rotation gets old after awhile. I'm looking for ideas.
Also used mine a hell of a lot when I was working. Leave the apartment, go to work, come back 10 hours later to hot dinner it was nice.
>>7656020
have you tried using pork, muhammad?
On a scale of 1-10, 1 being Captain D's/ Krystal and 10 being a Michelin 3-star restaurant, how would you rate the following restaurants:
>Outback Steakhouse
>Ruth's Chris Steakhouse
>Olive Garden
>O'Charley's
>Red Lobster
>Applebees
>Ruby Tuesday's
>TGIFriday's
HOW DOES POLAR BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS
>>7655922
haven't been to any of those except tgif
i dont really remember how it was but i wasn't blown away or disgusted
>>7655937
Who has the best condiments? This includes ketchup, mustard, barbecue sauce, etc.
>>7655902
Most condiments are easy to make at home, relatively
Why hasn't the government executed the heretic degenerates that thought this was a good idea?
Hunt's
>want to wake up
>drink cup of coffee
>immediately feel the energy rush
>immediately feel like taking a shit
>want to fall asleep
>drink warm milk, chamomile tea, whatever the fuck
>nothing happens
Why can't there be a magical beverage that'll make me sleepy right away that isn't a hard drug or a whole bottle of alcohol?
eat dinner earlier in the day
I find that eating a pound of spinach right before bed helps me take a shit in the morning. It's only like 100 Calories, but all those greens go right through me.
Crush melatonin supplements into warm water...
!~BAM~!
Tea that makes you sleepy
Is it called banh mi if it's not on a baguette?
Is it called a reuben if it's not on rye?
How is stew different than soup or chowder?
>>7655735
just be a snowflake and make up compound names
>Banh Guette
>Ryeben
HOWEVER stew is different than soup or chowder because it always contains meat and the ingredients are not mixed together (not fully mixed in soup or chowder, but it's much more homogenous)
Also I think chowder is exclusively seafood and soup tends to be primarily vegetables
Someone correct me if I'm talking nonsense
If you eat stew with a fork, you will consume most of the volume. Not so with a soup.
I don't know about chowder. I've only seen it in movies.
>>7655852
Corn chowder.