>want to try out rabbit
>buy one off the butchers
>feel really bad on the way home
>get to see the rabbit
THE HEAD IS STILL FUCKING ATTACHED HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
I CAN'T DECAPITATE THIS FELLA NOR CAN I EAT IT WITH ITS HEAD ATTACHED
>>7673687
>getting triggered by anatomical features
Stick to your boneless tendies, carnists
If you don't feel comfortable eating an animal, you don't have to eat it.
Make a tiny about of wabbit stock.
Or eat the meat off her cheeks.
Does /ck/ like craft beer?
Craft beer is over. I drink homemade cider now. Cheap as it gets to make and no nasty gas
>>7673626
not as much as /ck/ hates asian males and white women.
No, I don't like to drink.
ITT-God tier candy
I'm about halfway through these.
>>7673607
original is best tho. I wish more candies would have lots of lime and cherry in the same pack instead of mixing in crappy flavors
These are the flavors
>>7673610
>cherry
>not being shit tier
orange and lemon/lime are god tier
>>7673612
>grape soda, pineapple banana
disgusting would not touch those and prob not carribean punch or paradise. It reeks of sugar
What is the manliest drink?
What is the most patrician drink?
>manliest drink
real moonshine, straight up
>most patrician drink
Champagne
>manliest drink
coffee
>most patrician drink
tea
>manliest drink
whiskey
>most patrician drink
water
Guys what the hell is with all the blueberry talk?
>>7673470
the blueberry lobby finally got enough money to afford dial-up
>>7673470
They're coming back into season in the US right now.
>>7673470
They're not a standalone fruit.
>temPYUra
>riCOHtta
>re-goat
every fucking time.
>auTISM
PAHsta
What if there was a blueberry beer?
>>7673334
were*
What if there was a potato jam?
>>7673334
There are several. They're ok, at least the ones I've had.
What are some stories about your fuckups?
>Be an idiot
>Put some hotdogs in a deep pot with water thinking they'll boil
>Turn on the wrong heat(?)
>There's a wooden basket nearby
>Leave to play vidya on my laptop in my room
>Small fire on the basket
>Brother goes to get something from the kitchen and notices the fire
>Spend...
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Chopped off a good chunk of my left pointer finger, nail and all. Didn't even notice it until I was sauteing fingernail in blood.
Good excuse to brag about how sharp my knives are though.
>>7673273
Tell me /ck/ is it a bad thing that this is making me laugh? I've fucked up as badly as he did but still...
Referring to the video.
>using japanese mandolin
>try using the safety provided
>safety flips
>lose tip of thumb to the last layer of skin
>stem the bleeding and get to hospital
>blood on steering wheel, pants, floor of car
>am told I'm a hair's width from needing a skin graft
I still use mandolins, but fuck those "safeties"
The bottled water I'm drinking tastes kind of unpleasant.
Does this mean it's giving me cancer? I live in America after all.
The brand is Deer Park, if you were curious.
What year is it?
How complicated is water?
I wasn't curious.
>>7673234
>What year is it?
© 2015 (I'm new here, so I don't know if this answers your question. Does it?)
>How complicated is water?
So I am getting cancer? I see.
Yo my rap taste good in my mouth like deer park
Spring is having identity issues this year. It's still cold as fuck outside, so I wanted something braised and nice and warm.
So this week's cook-along is for a nice rabbit stew with barley.
Ingredients
1 rabbit, cut in serving pieces
2 table spoon flour
salt and pepper
1 tea spoon paprika
olive oil
150g spicy pancetta
1 onion, diced
1 garlic clove, minced
1 fennel buld, cored and sliced
2 cups white wine
1 table spoon tomato paste
2 table spoon barley
1 sprig of fresh rosemary
I am so fucking ready for this
>>7673181
1. In a plate, combine the flour, paprika and salt and pepper to taste.
>>7673195
I hope you will enjoy it.
/ck/'s thoughts? Would you eat this?
no
last time i had pizza with jalapenos i was blackout drunk and we ordered a pizza i dont remember exactly who was ordering but i thought wed agreed on plain pepperoni pizza and an abomination with pepperoni and jalapenos came instead - i ate too much and vomited and it fucking burned on the way back up so much the next morning and tasted solely of pepperoni grease
>>7673112
If pickled jalapenos, yes. If raw, no.
>>7673121
Were they pickled?
why is pic related so good? i feel like it shouldn't taste as good as it does
>>7673106
Lots of sugar. And salt. I usually drain most of the liquid and mix in a bit of spicy mustard to cut down on the sweetness whenever I have them.
>>7673106
get off the computer duke
The big can of these + 8 pack of cheap-ass Bar-S hot dogs cut up into small slices + 12 minutes in 1100 watt microwave = God-tier poorfag meal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw2Hf1YulJI
Skip to 8:30 and weep
Oh and watch up til there for some incredible scenes of gluttony
>>7673090
This is probably why a lot of cultures include holidays where you fast. If you don't ever know what being hungry actually feels like, you probably start eating more when you're bored, unhappy, etc.
>>7673111
Look to the steak
>>7673111
The particular Unitarian-Universalist church I do stuff with occasionally (I'm not UU, though) does Thanksgiving work feeding the poor and homeless out of their kitchen.
A few of the UUs at that congregation have decided to do a two-day fast, consuming only water (and I assume cigarettes for those of them who smoke) on Thanksgiving and Black Friday to remind themselves to be thankful for the food they have the rest of the year.
I thought it a useless idea at first until I learned that the families who...
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"food" for nu-male beta cuckolds
>>7673049
>the manchild doesn't like vegetables
>>7673049
le real man eat bacon meme :^)
>>7673049
If that's all you eat, maybe. Only fanatical vegans say you should eat nothing but raw vegetables though.
H-h-here I g-go.
>>7672937
You got this.
>>7672937
why wouldn't you cook the egg separate if you want an egg on your burger? seems like this way would lead to an overcooked egg...