Sup /ck/, let's discuss terrible restaurants in your town that quickly closed.
>Terrible bar called Jackasses
>All the food had retarded names like the "Big Dick Burger" and the "Pasta de Cum Saunce"
>If you didn't ask for the the item you wanted exactly the wait staff would make you repeat it.
>I'd like a hamburger please
>What was that?
>A hamburger?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>work in the mall when I was college
>all typical food court shit
>bbq place opens up for some reason
>get pulled pork sandwich
>it's awful and cloying, tastes like ketchup
>month or two later, decide to try them again
>order ribs
>tastes like it was from a slowcooker, same ketchup cloying taste
I like to give...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>the b-big d-dick burger
Holy shit i keked
But on topic
>Shit indian restraunt they served pizza and burgers too but always tried to claim authenticity
>Open for a year closed down due to sanitation issues
>COULDN'T KEEP POO IN THE LOO
>also the food wasn't good to begin with and was very overpriced
Captcha looks like it has shit in it
>like a restaurant
>it closes in a year
>dislike a restaurant and think the food is terrible
>restaurant still open and has been for 5 years
Just what the fuck.
Lets have a food abomination thread
>>7752788
I just love a 'go 'op 'rn.
>>7752797
mandatory
Post your webms lads
>>7752009
Cheese is disgusting.
Why do Americans eat it everyday?
>>7752009
stop. doing. generals.
>>7752066
Stop posting in them :^)
Does dieting actually work?
Yes. In fact diet can attribute to about 70% of total weight loss. The extra 30% is exercise just to tone you up so you're not a skeleton or need to loose some upper layers of fat which require cardio.
>>7754808
Yes you fucking retard. It's been proven time and time again since the dawn of mankind that if you eat less, you lose weight.
Simple diet for fat fucking retards:
-Stop drinking soda, replace it with water, add a vitamin C flavour tablet if you're that addicted to sweet things
-limit your intake of high calorie dishes especially sweets and anything deep fried
-do more exercise
-take as much food as you normally would at a serving, but then throw away a few forkfuls before you eat anything. You are now dieting. Congratulations
also limit eating out, restaurant food is very complex and often very high calorie.
And yes, your dumb fat arse will lose weight, within a week if you're not a fucking pussy who can't control their impulses.
I've lost 92lbs on one.
what's the purpose of a decanter? it seems redundant.
>>7753292
So people can't tell how cheap your whiskey is by looking at a label on the bottle
>>7753292
> drinks shit that still has cants in it
Alright /ck/, a wealthy entrepreneur approaches you about opening a restaurant.
You can open literally any style of restaurant you want, but it must have some sort of gimmick or theme to make it special. It must follow the local laws of your city and state obviously.
What do you open?
>>7751340
Microbrewery with traditional French Canadian cuisine.
>maple syrup bukkake
Serve real 'go style 'za--talking plain ketchup in a bowl. Anyone who complains will get called a new york jew bagel boy bub.
I would specialize in cheeseburgers but instead of cheese I would use peanut butter and instead of burger patty I would use jelly.
The New and Improved Cheeseburger Emporium, is the name I have been bouncing off investors in my free seminars that you can attend for 10 thousand dollars per day, but I'm not going to make the same mistake that Mr. Trump did, as will be upfront that it is not a real University but more like a bake-off.
Rate, hate, appreciate
>>7752786
>No imitation crab
kill yourself/10
>>7752786
what in the fuck is "yum yum sauce" and why has your kitchen time traveled from 1963 to now?
Calling it now, this is gonna be ugly. But probably delicious.
ITT: Unforgivable food sins. I'll start
>Ketchup on eggs
>Ketchup
You have to admit that Heinz marketing team was TOO good at their job.
Ketchup on anything not baked.
Sprinkling salt onto your salad.
Fuck you OP, ketchup on eggs is fucking awesome. You know now that i think of it ketchup can truly go on everything including steak.
Have Americans gone too far?
>>7745415
I tried the cheeseburger one. I think they're onto something with the pickles on pizza.
cheeseburger pizza and "big mac pizza" has been around for like a decade at this point, especially at pizza buffet places
they're late to the trend
>>7745415
Wegmabs had an awesome cheeseburger pizza back in the 90's. Have never seen it since.
Been pondering this black Facebook meme for a while. Gotta get rid of one FOREVER.
>Ribs
>Steak
>Shrimp
>Fried chicken
>(Let's consider the one that has to go covers any variety of that food type)
I'm having an existential crisis. Which one do you pick to get rid of /ck/?
>>7751744
Ribs
shrimp because anaphylaxis
>>7751744
Steak for me, I know everyone is suppose to love steaks but I'll take most meats and whatnot over it.
Fight me
>>7745496
fine, except for pink needs to be on the other end, below everything else.
cherry for lyfe
>>7745500
Ladies and gentlemen, the man with no taste.
Hating yellow is a meme
Red > Yellow = Pink > Orange
Give me 5 GOOD reasons why anyone should go vegan?
>>7755059
1. No more fighting over the preferred bloodyness of pic related
>>7755059
>muh environment
>can't get fat as easily
>muh animal feelings
>can brag about how socially progressive your diet is
>????????
>>7755080
Literally a vagina in a shell.
Remember when wings were considered garbage and you could buy huge trays of them for a couple of bucks? They practically gave them away. Then hot/buffalo wings became a thing, and now their one of the most expensive despite having the least amount of meat and the largest amount of waste. I went to the store today and 3.5 lbs. were $9.
When I was poor, I'd go buy a tray of chicken wings and a 5 lb. bag of frozen crinkle fries and fry everything up. I could get the fries and a quart of oil for $3. Then another $3 for the wings. $6 bucks for some god-tier comfort food....
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
supply and demand muthafukkaaaaa!!!!
>>7747269
I think it's a natural process, same thing happened with lobster.
Welcome to basic economics. It really is a fuckin shame though. Same thing happened to skirt steak
Jesus christ I always thought chopping onions and crying was some kind of meme, but this is awful. It's like when we went through the tear gas chamber in boot camp.
>>7747035
Make sure your knife is sharp. Always heard that dull knives will make the whole crying dealio worse. Ive never had a problem after keeping my shit sharp.
>>7747035
chop faster pussy
>>7747035
just wear facemask swimming goggles
Well, I'm broke as fuck, drinking, and hungry. 'Sup /ck/. I see a lot of threads about budget cooking, so here we go. The best rice and beans you'll ever make for cheap.
All you need is:
1 cup rice
1 can black beans
2 cloves garlic
1 small onion
2-3 spoonfuls of sofrito
1 1/3 c water
1/ 2 cup ham or any leftover meat you want to throw in
Chili powder, oregano, cumin
>>7753617
Also, either oil or bacon grease. You can use either but I prefer bacon grease. It adds great flavor
I thought that the onions and garlic make the sofrito. I family always made their own; I didn't know it was sold in stores.