what are your favorite foods when you're sad?
>>7758794
mcribs, lots of mcribs
>>7758794
Beer
>>7758794
A few bottles of IPA and a shit ton of chinese takeout.
1. Chew a piece of mint gum
2. Take out gum and eat piece of milk chocolate
Instant mint chocolate
Does "Foodhack" mean "stupid shit nobody would bother doing"?
Sorry, I'm unfamiliar with the term.
>>7758722
1. Chew a piece of mint gum
2. Take out gun and drink some cyanide
Instant mint cyanide
>>7758722
Bread too dry and salty?
Add some water!
Hey /ck/. I'm making fries with some shitty breaded fish for my brothers. Come watch me.
>>7758720
Forgot to mention the fish is you know the stuff that's already breaded and you cook from frozen but whatever. let me get started
Is it Salmon? I love salmon.
>>7758734
Let me check. Start by washin your potatoes
I honestly don't know how some of you faggots sleep at night.
You come here, shit post most of the day, trash everyone in /b/ tier posts and then jiggle your fat tits in bed at night and chuckle about how smart you are.
The bottom line is, McDonald's is fucking delicious and it's one of Planet Earth's most successful businesses.
The McPick 2 promotion allows a consumer to purchase not only a sandwich but also fries OR cheese sticks for TWO FUCKING DOLLARS.
If you rip on that, you are just an asshole, plain and simple.
Eat a dick, I hate you.
>>7758671
In my area they stopped doing the mc pick2 for 2$ after about to weeks, then started a mcpick 2 for 5$ with shit like the Big Mac on it and 10 of nuggets really not a great deal and they entirely got rid of the god tier cheap cheese sticks
If you're going to rip on people's man boobs, I'd suggest not immediately following that with a shill for McDonalds.
>>7758671
>only three moose sticks
jews
When you're peeling vegetables do you move the peeler towards or against you? Is there a superior way?
>peeling
Cretin
Peel things away from me
get away from me you filthy peels
>>7758600
>peeling towards yourself
Enjoy your trip to the ER
general asian market
Looks depressing
different,this is a korean market
At Sonic
What should I get?
$5SonicBOOMBOX
Get a burger, chili-cheese tater tots, and a strawberry limeade.
Get to a better restaurant
Anyone else eat bread by itself? When I do it i feel like im in the middle ages or something, feelsgoodman
I did it at work once while on break and everyone made fun of me
>>7758396
Yeah, but only if it's freshly baked.
>feels in the middle ages
>not even sourdough
I need your help /ck/.
I'll be short on money this month, but not ice sandwich short on money.
what are some dishes that are pricey but don't taste like shit?
'go 'za
Or, you could look through the catalogue/archives because holy fuck we have these threads at least once a day every day
>>7758408
I don't come to /ck/ often, is 'go 'za chigaco pizza? Goddamn that has me grinning like a fucking retard.
It's a slow board here so answers are coming.
Don't listen to those pizza memes OP, they are cancer.
How do I learn how to cook? I plan to move out in a year or two, and I want to learn life skills
>>7758368
You learn by doing, basically. Look up some recipes and try them out. Start out with some simple pasta dishes.
>>775836if there is something in particular you are interested in making check YouTube or any site like food network that is the best way to get started. Eventually you will fill your recipe box enough to start improvising.
>>7758368
The same way you learn anything else. Google is your friend. Please don't make a thread like this ever again.
How do you like your tomatoes?
>>7758293
Pretty much every way imaginable. Stewed tomatoes are fucking delicious. Sun-dried on a pizza with garlic is based, but lately I've loved them diced and drizzled with a nice balsamic for some bruchetta, or even just with a slice of fresh mozzarella.
Right out of the garden
>>7758293
Charcoal grilled and served as a side to a plate of koobideh w/ rice and sumak.
Hey /ck/ what is a decent cheap cookware set? preferably from Amazon or some common retail store... Tired of cooking with Great Value-tier cancer (Literally).
>>7758277
I'm not sure you want a set. IMHO, they tend to have oddball sizes that you don't need. Why not just buy the individual pieces that you actually need?
>>7758286
Sure. What's a good brand then?
>>7758289
T-Fal. They have a good non-stick fry pan for 30$ or so that is quite good.
What are some cheap tasty meal hacks you've created?
>toasted bagel
>extra cream cheese
>hot cheetos
mmmmhhh!!
>Tosated
>Sour """"cheese""""
>Cheetos
Good job running a fucking bagel
>>7758193
Sure is summer in here.
>>7758193
wa la?
Ok im trying to lose weight. Every night I drink a 40oz of steel reserve which is 8.1% alcohol. and a 24oz of Milwaukee best ice which is 5.9% Alcohol. Im going to switch to vodka and water
How many shots of vodka will give me the same feeling from what I drink now?
Liquor is more calorically dense than beer. More alcohol = more calories.
Cut it out like you'd cut out soda.
are you asking how much vodka you need to consume the same amount of alcohol?
can you seriously not do the math yourself?
this isn't cooking. this is retreading the ground ostensibly laid by primary fucking education.
>>7758169
Yes thats what Im asking, and no I cant
I don't even know what to get here, I went once and didn't understand the concept? What is the deal is this place goor or not?
Ant pic related
Pretty good
>>7758149
One just opened in my town and I'm afraid to go there because I think they'll laugh at me for not knowing what to order.
ITT: Crippling social anxiety + autism