Hello friends, time for another episode of me penetrating objects that are meant to be in your mouth; I Fuck Food.
Food Item #2: Marshmallows you said, and I listened! Congrats to the anon who suggested this, I had a lot of them.
Preparation: 10/10(Easy!) Get about 8-10 medium marshmallows and put then in a medium sized cup or glass. Slap it in the microwave for 10-20 seconds til desired warmth, then let it cool. Careful, I didn't let mine cool and I burnt my dick with marshmallow. It didn't feel-good at all.
Stealth: 7/10 You can do this if you...
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I'm going to be going back to school in the fall and money will be tightish, you have any good ideas on things to make or how to improve pic related?
Have any of you ever been in a mental hospital? If so, how was the food?
I've been in three different mental hospitals. In the best one the food was mid grade hospital chow, the worst one was jail-tier.
I stopped acting erraticly years ago but now i have cancer. The hospital i go to for treatment has unbelievably good and the people who prapre and deliver it super nice. I make sure to be super nice and funny with them so i can get extra treats.
It wasn't too bad. It's just like something you would get in a cheap cafeteria, similar to school lunches. They would tell us what the meal would be that day and you always had the option of ordering a burger or chefs salad instead. The food was delivered there, they didn't make any of it on site.
The water was fucking horrible though. There was only one drinking fountain. It was warm and tasted like iron.
How much does garlic cost in your country?
Here in Europe prices are insane.Just couple of years ago you could get a kilo for 1-2€. Now a kilo costs up to 10 €. Has garlic become a luxury?
Do you pour your chips onto a plate or grab them?
daily reminder that burritos are a variation of tacos and as authentic as al pastor.
>Doesn't post daily
Retard and a faggot desu.
Have some pork.
No one should care but at the same time no one should call a taco bell taco "authentic" nor hsould they call a san fran burrito "mexican" those are tacos and burritos, but those are mexican-american tacos and burritos
So basically I can put whatever I want into a tortilla and call it a taco, or are there some basic principles that I have to follow like onions, garlic, beans, etc?
You can do whatever you want. There's no Platonic ideal of what a taco is supposed to be. There are regional variations in style that you might want to be aware of if you're interested in that sort of thing. For example tacos arabes are usually made with flout tortillas, and tacos placeros usually have rice in them. Mexicans have already worked out a lot of delicious variations on the taco, so there's really no need to reinvent the wheel when it comes to tacos. But you can if you want.
So a friend of mine thought it would be funny to buy me some of ja/ck/s sauces.
What do I even do with them?...
BBQ- isn't nearly as sweet as I was expecting.
"Gourmet"- literally a shaker full of ramen chicken flavoring
The other two smell and taste like he just repackaged Kroger brand.
What's the best tasting fish? I heard fish is really healthy and I want to start eating it. I tried tilapia but it tasted like dirt.
What's wrong with boiling burgers?
You're supposed to steam those hams, Anon. Not boil them
Is there a cooking starter kit?
Moving in my own first apartement next month and need to start cooking for myself.
There isn't. But I recommend the following as very basics.
At least 3 pots of various sizes
Anything else can be bought based on need. No sense in having an item if you barely use it.
Figured this might be the place to ask.
I have an exam tomorrow, and I want to know what I can eat to boost cognitive functions while taking it. I'm already going to eat a pound of blueberries, drink a pot of green tea, and eat 200g dark chocolate. What else can I add?
>El Presidente, the kitchen, they made you a ham and cheese sandwich
>Is Cuban, comrade?
>Is it Cuban? The sandwich?
>Is ham and cheese El Presidente.
>aye aye aye! Answer ME!
>s-si El Hefe, i-is Cuban!
>Bueno, I like dis "Cuban" sandwich. What kind is it again?
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Not to disrupt this garbage shitpost, but the Cuban sandwich was invented in Florida, not Cuba
Basically Cubans in Miami and Tampa would make a "mixto" sandwich and whiteys didn't want to learn any new words so they just asked for the sandwiches the Cubans would get. Thus it became known as the Cuban sandwich and since it came about at the same time in both Tampa and Miami, there are differences in the sandwiches depending on where you are.
Whats your go to dish when youre outta ideas for dinner?
For me its tacos. So easy to just brown meat, cut veggies and roll on a soft burrito.
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Usually a quiche. Now that it is summer, I will grill something (chicken, fish, sausage) and have it with a salad and a steamed/baked/grilled vegetable or some carb (couscous, quinoa, potato).
I was eating a lot of bag salads over the last few months, especially the chipotle one in the pic and this kale Caesar one. I'm pretty sick of them now so I just make a salad with spinach, a leaf mix, homemade vinaigrette, and things like pumpkin seeds, dried cranberries, chopped apple, croutons, whatever.