Why cooking is so hard?
>>7060241
Some people just can't do it, and I don't know why. I watched my friend try and make pasta. He put it in the water, added salt, and just stood there stirring it for 20 minutes. I asked him "Is the pasta done?" about 10 minutes and he's like "nah nah m8 trust me I got dis"
So he serves it up and the pasta is soggy shit, and he managed to burn the sauce despite literally only have 2 things to do. I cannot still understand how that happened. Like he stood there the whole time...
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>>7060245
What a good. Sauce always goes in the microwave.
It's not, it's just that it's passed down by generations. If nobody in your family can cook and you didn't see them cook or even participate in the act as a child then most likely you can't cook either it's simple as that, just because you don't know how.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8derAz_Sdo
>My name is Salman Agah and I am cofounder of pizzanista, with my wife, Price.
>uh yeah I'm doing the stinging nettle, burrata, egg, potato pizza
Is this only an American thing?
>>7060236
>Is this only an American thing?
No. Mental illness might be rampant in America, but it's hardly exclusive to the country.
>>7060239
It was a rhetorical question mate
>>7060242
Oh was it?
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>>7060091
shuuut the fuck up
>>7060092
no u
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>eating wings with person
>they use a knife and fork thinking it's less messy
>they make a giant mess in the process
>peck and tear at it henishly
>all their "finished" wings still have plenty of meat
>they complain that wings don't have enough meat for a meal
Please tell me I am the only person who knows somebody like this, because if this is a common thing...
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>>7060067
If you don't want to get messy, just order boneless chicken.
>>7060067
I know no one like this because all the wing places I go to don't provide forks and knives
>asks for all drums because they don't know the trick for flats
You actually go out with friends and order your own plates of wings as a complete meal?
And then your friends complain that there weren't enough wings to make a meal?
This is honestly one of the most unrealistic posts I've ever seen.
I'd like to start cooking for my one year old son, or even preparing him some nice foods.
He just recently turned one and he can eat most foods now.
He liked some butternut squash I made him, and he also liked some chicken I made.
What's tasty to a one year old?
I have no clue as his mom is a twat and kept him from me for a while.
Any ideas as to what nice treats I can whip up for my son?
Mix ammonia and bleach then toss it in his eyes
check out mom blogs and youtube channels, they know all about feeding babies and are really into feeding their babies and making DIY party decorations for them
I can't be around kids at all at this point, so I don't really have any real life adult perspective. But give your kid whatever you eat and expose him to as much food as possible at a young age.
The one thing my parents did right was feeding me adult food from a very young age (like, I don't remember a time where there was a vegetable I didn't like). If it's something spicy you obviously need to make a mild version, but exposing kids to all kinds of things at a young age is the best thing you can do for them. When they get old enough to say no it's too fucking late.
The one thing I don't understand is how my parents trained my brother and I to eat out at restaurants. Some of my earliest memories are eating out and I have no recollection of being told to behave, and how to use silverware and put my napkin in my lap and everything else. If I ever have kids I'm going to need to ask them about that, because I somehow knew how to act in a restaurant since I was 4.
im hungry
suggest something for me to buy, prepare, and eat.
i cant cook rice
will deliver.
>>7059852
learn to cook rice faggot
cook a stir fry with rice noodles or something
fast and ez
cook your cock and balls on a plate
chocolate covered fish tacos with boiled cantaloupe
Best thing to order from them?
Whatever coupon you have. The wings are the worst I've had.
cheesy bread
Stuffed cheesy bread
What do you guys bring for work or school? Do you care if your food goes soggy, and if so, what do you do to prevent it?
Going to pack a sandwich with pb, bananas and honey tomorrow. I don't have access to a microwave so warm lunches will be hard.
>>7059630
I'm a faggot who eats salad out of a jar.
It's too easy to not do.
soup, usually
>>7059630
I make a batch of nutritious and delicious muffins at the beginning of the week and use them like rations. Last week it was oatmeal-apple-cinnamon; this week it's hazelnut-pear-cardamom.
I'm allergic to Gluten, milk, soy, and have a corn intolerance.
Life is hell
please help with suggestions for alternatives
just accept that evolution is telling you to die
Just don't eat.
You'll fee sick either way.
Hello friend, Im here to help.
Next time you have the tummy grumblies, try this household classic.
Absolutely ZERO gluten, ZERO milk, ZERO soy, ZERO corn, and it will stop life being hell.
Why do my tortillas keep coming out crumbly?
I'm trying to make oat flour tortillas and they keep coming out crumbly like pie crust.
People on forums say it needs either more oil or more water, but they still come out crumbly even after adding as much oil as possible before the dough gets greasy and as much water as possible before the dough gets sticky. I even let the dough sit for 30 minutes after it's mixed like the recipes say.
>I'm trying to make oat flour tortillas
That's why
>>7059541
over-cooking
>>7059541
Try it without any oil. Just oat flour, salt and water. Also knead it for a few minutes and let it rest for a while before you form into tortillas and cook them.
I cook for a living. Unemployed and in bed with the flu. AMA
By "the flu" do you mean alcohol withdrawal?
>>7059431
If you're unemployed, you don't do anything for a living.
>>7059449
Nah he's dopesick obviously.
Considering getting a sausage stuffer
what goes into making a good sausage?
muh dik
>>7059430
Meat, fat, herbs and spices.
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLX4NYrW1bI
Gonna be ordering Indian food for the first time tomorrow. What do you suggest I try?
Try their curry.
>>7059410
Lamb or goat vindaloo, puri, and a mango lassi
You will not be disappointed
>>7059410
Chicken pakora starter
Chicken Madrass
Sag Aloo
Pilau Rice
Keema Naan
Just tried an anchovy pizza today.
>smells like a dirty harbor
>suspect it might just taste kinda salty
>first bite not part of anchovy
>tastes like it smells
>second bite tip of anchovy
>literally the worst thing I ever tasted
>probably gonna smell like it for two days off that one bite
Who the fuck eats this shit?
people who like salt and fish
>>7059404
Edgelords mostly
>mfw the idea of eating a whole fish scales and all
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good tv dinners
I forgot all about Night Hawk TV dinners. Those used to be my go to when I was in college and didn't ever cook. I never see them in the stores where I live now though.
don't microwave the chicken. you want to crisp it up in the oven/toaster oven.