Trying to put together an ironic postmodern cancer cosplay suit for a shitty con
help me out
I'll probably substitute a pair of movie 3d glasses i own for those steampunk ones, shit's too expensive
ask on the help thread
You need cat ears and a tail
wear some sharingan lenses or something
while at the con buy a shitty dakimakura and carry it around
Paint your face gray, wear homestuck horns and an AoT jacket. For Bottoms go with the school uniform skirt from love live and some skeleton thighs with slippers for the undertale touch.
No fedora? Tie the Naruto headband around it. Perhaps a half naked anime girl or Death note shirt under the robe. There used to be boxers somewhere that said "Wanna see my bankai?"
>>9015784
Dude, a shitty pair are like 3 USD on Ebay or Aliexpress.
Come on step it up
>medium wash high rise straight leg jeans that are slightly too small and too short
>brown belt
>pic related shirt, tucked in
>japan headband
>white tube socks and white sketchers
>>9015781
Needs a pair of these
http://www.brookstone.com/cat-ear-headphones-axent-wear/990635p.html?bkeid=partner|vendor|axentwear|catearheadhonesbuybutton
>>9016085
>sketchers
Nah, black New Balance. Every neckbeard in the world buys that same pair of $20 New Balances.
>>9016119
my mom got me these headphones for christmas
it hurts
>>9016085
don't forget the fedora hat
>>9015781
try going there using your everyday outfit
>>9016085
nah, tube socks and sandals honestly.
Buy a cheap black/brown wig and spray paint it yellow for that good old "I don't need a wig" look.
don't wash your face for a month
stick it in chip fat before the big day
>>9024475
Sandals? Its 2016, at least use crocs.
>>9015781
>fedora
>mlp shirt (make sure it has some front and armpit sweat stains)
>lewd personal small equine daki or plush
>autism shoes
>black duster or trench
>sonichu medallion
>don't shave at all
What's the gril equivalent?
>gay sports anime shirt
>aot jacket 2 sizes too small
>yaoi paddle
>unbrushed mousey brown hair
>faggot glasses
>cat ears and collar
>mf's studded hats with senpai or some shit
>bear thigh highs
>striped armwarmers
>>9025047
idk, maybe some ugly hair color and style that shows roots that haven't been retouched in a month could replace the unbrushed mousey brown hair
>>9015781
Anything from milanoo
>>9025047
Yaoi paddles have been thoroughly banned since 2007 maybe 2008. Same with signs that say "Will yuri for yaoi"
>"wa lolita" kimono
>legwarmers
>armwarmers
>animal eats
>fairy, angel or bat wings
>Random homestuck shirt
>thick black unflattering glasses
One of these masks
>>9025262
You forgot flower crowns
>>9025047
Faggot glasses?
the thing is most people wont assume your doing a cosplay and just assume your one of the hundreds of gross weebs
