Didn't see a thread on regrEtsy items or shitty sewing projects while surfing through. Les do dis!
>>9002972
what
>>9002997
Oh goodness this is bad. Is that an actual banana?
>>9003002
yes lol, it looks so pathetic and rotten. like a banana slug
>>9002972
>assuming their best and worst intentions
how the fuck do you do that?
>>9002928
lol they are selling that headdress for $38
I just fucking love etsy headdresses.
They never end.
It's like a hot glue curse.
>>9002928
Is that a skull wig head under all that? I have a mighty need.
>>9002993
That's kinda cool actually.
>>9003064
>the teeth one
So disgusting!!! And ugly too.
>>9002991
That's actually pretty cute. I could see my 3 year old niece going ape for it haha
>>9003064
They really are the best. Bless them....
>>9003318
Oh lawd, there's more!
found this
>>9002988
Literally why
>>9002999
I thought that was a cat. Also, witnessed.
>>9003325
Looks like poop
>>9003325
>I wear this crown of shit. Upon my liar's chair.
>>9003325
Is the cloth part of it or did the seller just get creative?
>>9003383
>with detachable placenta and umbilical cord.
>>9003383
>>9003383
I know this is awful but these threads are supposed to be cgl related
>>9003401
Shame because the lace and trimming along hem is kinda nice. At least, from what I can tell.
>>9003410
Yeah but...
>>9003410
agree
>>9002983
??????????? hair snaps are tiny? even the medium ones? how big are these ears because i pray these aren't cat ears.
>>9002993
I honesty thought that was a butthole
>>9003410
>>9003417
The dress is awful but I can't look away from those baffling heads on the wall. Are they lumberjacks? Hipsters? Vaguely racist caricatures? I just don't know!
>>9002988
>materials: 3D boobs
>>9002988
so are those m&ms?
>>9003097
craft stores usually carry them around Halloween
>>9003339
brb time to plan my NiN coord
>>9003097
Go to walmart.com and search styrofoam skull. They have one for $5.
>>9003402
There's a gap exposing the back, lol
>>9002999
Stuff of nightmares...
>>9003410
B-but anon, it is cgl related, we were all babies being born once
>>9003620
Are these plastic cups?
>>9003895
I think they're hats.
>>9004372
I think they're hideous.
>>9003559
you can get extra large ones
when youre so lolita that your shit is covered in flowers :')
>>9002983
these are from claires i bought them years ago for dumb baby jfash ideas. thank god my cat ate them
>>9003614
I hope I'm wrong, but it looks like the tartan panel is the same material as the ribbon and they used the wrong side to make the skirt. It also looks like they used the bottom half of an old leotard/ panties as the waistband and the wrong side of old black sheets to complete the skirt, but it's late and I might be jumping to conclusions based on the usual Etsy materials.
>>9004372
I meant inside the hats, look at the shape
>>9004488
I thought that was a chocolate penis lol
>>9003895
Girl in my comm made hats using yogurt cups. Her "business" failed obviously. She tries routinely to blame that failure on anything but the fact that they were hideous.
>>9004488
...what is it? horns?
>>9005119
>yoghurt cups
What the fuck? Those things start to break by the time you're done eating it. How did she think they were going to make good hats?
>>9003401
Nooooo, I have this fabric. Pls god why.
>>9005119
please tell me you have pictures.
>>9003417
I totally see ZUN using this outfit as reference for a new Touhou character
>>9010323
Holy shit, now I can't unsee it.
>>9002997
Sorta thought that was a fucked up vagina at first. What was this tagged with?
>>9002993
this would be good for guro/medical-kei stuff i think
>>9010492
...a squished strawberry? Why?
>>9010929
Because several blind anons replied with "dis look like anus/vagina". Only reason I can come up with.
>>9003812
I can envision it now... bleach-stained black cutsew; a shiny PVC skirt; ripped fishnets everywhere...
And to top it off, the crown of shit ;p
also greasy Reznor hair is a must. And cocaine. Lots of it.
>>9002993
Behold my ms paint skills
>im sorry
>>9002993
I kind of like this but I have to wonder if it would be preserved well in the resin?
>>9011000
this is truly a thing of beauty. Well played anon
>>9011062
All that hot glue...
Last i checked menhera is supposed to be cute. They literally chose basic huge fleshtone bandaids jfc
>>9011055
b-but anon, BDSM harnesses are soooopa kawaii desu according to tumblr and rorita queen yumi king :P
>>9011077
I don't even menhera and I can do better than that.
>>9011062
>"novelty"
>>9011062
I like the idea, but the execution is just so awful. The way the flowers overlap makes it look like the pony's in a glitchy game and the closeup isn't in any way flattering.
>>9002997
this looks like vomit
>>9005310
they have eyepins in each end... no idea
>>9011296
I noticed that too, maybe its meant to go on a necklace/bracelet with the chain attached to each end?
>>9011077
Barf.
>>9011055
Holy shit am I on lolita humor right now?
This is clearly targeted at tumblr ageplayer """ lolita ""'
>>9011308
Who'd actually wear something like that though? It literally looks like someone took dog shit and rolled it in flowers.
>>9004488
I've ordered such cute stuff from this shop... why this
>>9011062
Is...is that what G4 fakies look like?
>>9011077
I honestly feel if she hadn't gone overboard with the red thread this would have been salvageable
Mmm nice
>>9014337
wasn't this shit invited to hellocon?
>>9014258
No, that's a breezzie. A kind of pony-fairy.
>>9014348
I'm pretty sure she wasn't invited... She is super weird, she spammed this shit one of Finnish community pagea and to sales group and got banned I believe. Everyone was confused and asking what this shit is and she didn't respond just spammed more. I think they can't turn her away if she has business code or whatever it is in English.
>>9014293
It looks more like they look a red pallpoint pen and tried to draw lines on it....if its thread that would improve it
>>9014293
>this would have been salvageable
Good lord. How?
>>9014293
So it would be good if it was just two plasters stuck to some lace?
>>9002928
That's awful, why the heck is it so big..?
>>9014610
ok so hellocon just has 0 quality control/is too nice to say no?
>>9015015
Ewww I hate my period, why would I want a painting of it?
>>9014686
Are they real plasters? I thought they were felt or something which would be kinda cute for a menhera accessory.
>>9014337
I get that deco is hard, but it's even harder to look at something like this and think it looks decent, never mind good enough to sell.
>>9015015
how is this board related? There isn't even any sand in it.
>>9015163
kek
>>9015101
I have a feeling they're real. Still fleshtone not kawaii either way.
>>9011069
Thanks for making my weekend great anon
>>9015026
Assert your dominance around The Man
>>9011077
I used to follow mysteriously menhera and they are cringe af so not surprised they make shitty things like this too. Literally biro red pen on some plasters.
shame on fymenhera for reblogging it desu
https://youtu.be/MtmA4xeF4YY
Sweetorials used to be a decent channel for crafty stuff but now it's gone to shit.
The idea isn't bad, but the execution is absolutely terrible.
Also,
https://youtu.be/scDPhlkbpFY
>"Lava Lamp" Aquarium
>it's a water jar with oil and glitter
Look at how grody the end result is, I can't tell if she failed to use distilled water or not but she didn't pre-rinse anything before putting it in so there's a bunch of dirt and filmy-looking stuff floating around. I think it's mostly from the cheap growing goldfish.
>>9014471
D-did everyone forget about flutterponies?
>that one mlp movie was the greatest thing in my childhood
>>9017342
>LavaLAMP
>Doesn't glow at all.
>>9017360
g3 made the breezies and g4 revived them, no sign of flutterponies since g1
>>9017379
Devastated. They seem similar in build, too, being skinnier and with longer legs. I really do miss the g1 ponies, Fizzy and the pegasus ponies were the best, but the flutterponies were just so elegant looking in comparison to the adorable chubby g1 pony build. I never got into it past the movie and my Fizzy/Northstar dolls though.
>sageing my shit
>>9015015
Why would the blood come from the left side of her labia? tf?
>>9017723
I think it's a vagina eye... thing.
>>9018008
>vageyena
>>9003333
NICE
Is that a condom on the right one???
>>9020116
That's where all the jizz on the shoes came from.
In all seriousness, that shit will tear off so fast.
>>9003609
aka painted M&M's
>>9020116
in what universe is this appropriate for fairy kei?
or even to wear at all in public?
>>9020116
Just saw these dear lordy lord
>>9020116
What the shit is the condom thing meant to be? It looks like a very bad failed attempt at some sort of pie, if you squint, but at a glance it looks like she took the shoes out to a unicorn brothel and kept whatever stuck.
>>9020116
Christ! It really DOES look like a condom!
>>9020116
>man made materials
For sure.
>>9011069
I will forever remember myself as having the first comment on that post. Lol Is this what acknowledgment feels like, anons?
>>9015163
Underrated post of the thread goes to you
>>9020116
Gross! It look like someone spilled globs of cottage cheese & someone's baby shower grab bags on those shoes.
>>9023480
Can't help but read that in Father Jack's voice
>>9015015
How is a clay vag painted to look like an eye a period statement?
>>9023764
It's crying blood
>>9023480
ANUS is on trend ARSE is not kawaii
>>9014668
i want a dress with this print now
>>9011039
yeh wasnt there a thing about someone doing this with biscuits ?
>>9023787
If I'm being completely honest, I'd buy it if it said 'anus' rather than 'arse' just to pay homage to Alaska.
>anus merch when
>>9038096
Make it yourself anon, if you go on Etsy you'll probably find resin-coated buttholes instead of something decent.
>>9038158
You made me curious
https://www.etsy.com/listing/218949832/latex-anus-mature-item
