I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-5p5pmOHQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeBunPiIzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ
>>8848576
It has been some time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eFxyQAEZQc
My cringe of the day was going to a local beercade and seeing someone over 21 wearing furry cat ears and outside of a convention environment.
>>8848766
besides the obvious eyes
why the fuck are lips painted so crooked. they're not even centered. fuck.
hey, i wonder if anyone could help me find an ancient gem of a cringe vid; i havent seen it in forever and fear it's been deleted off youtube but it was this really shoddy panty and stocking cosplayer pretending to transform into both in her room with really awful wmm effects. it haunts me at night.
>>8848773
That sounds hilarious. I'll help you search for it, but in the mean time, I ran into this
https://youtu.be/j9kTHuT5y_M
>>8848775
>can't walk in wedges
>trying so hard to be sexy
>>8848766
That is so terrifying
https://streamable.com/d3mg
it was taken off youtube but this is the one where that girl dressed as Freddy Fazbear and flopping around and stuff
>>8848773
>>8848775
I may have failed to deliver. I'm sure it's gone, too because I got to the 15th page and "panty and stocking cosplay transformation" eventually turned into irl (softcore?) pr0n.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAL-g0Bho-c
oh well.
>>8848766
if i saw someone wearing this kind of makeup to a meet i would punch them with rings on every finger
>>8848824
Not sure if to cringe at the Joker or that Sailor Venus' "shirt"
I have a few to fish out but first:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVy7YeeqGZQ
>>8848839
classic
I wonder what these kids are up to now.
>>8848842
I can't stop laughing at this. It stopped being cringe at 20 seconds.
>>8848824
...Ew........ He's so fucking gross.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nu_KyCcA1I
>>8848775
Took me awhile to realize this wasn't PT...
when people backtrack this hard after sharing publicly, yikes
>>8849102
have no idea who this person is but WOW I'm so annoyed by all her self-deprecating captions on her pictures
>>8848576
>girugamesh
How long has it been?
>>8849102
I apologize, again- yes,I do think you're makeup is kind of creepy, but that doesn't mean I don't think you're skilled. I can see objectively and with an opinion seperately, there's no need to continue on negativity when I've apologized for ticking you off.
>>8849843
omg when phi phi posted the first one i thought i was hallucinating, this shit is nightmare fuel
>>8849843
>365 days of cringe and puke
>maybe even nightmares
>>8849843
>>8849850
>>8849854
>>8849855
>>8849859
>>8848842
>that video
>cringe
Wut? That's grade A comedy
>>8849904
Oh no, I thought it was funny after 20 seconds too.
>>8849859
I have no clue how she even thought this would be a good idea. I love some of Phi Phi's makeup looks and cosplays, but this is just uncanny valley
Animals don't deserve this kind of bullshit...
''Dolly makeup''
She added me a couple days ago...
>>8850284
To be fair I doubt they were retarded enough to not use doggy safe dyes which is basically coloured shampoo
>>8850333
>thinking of trying to be a plus size model lol
>Chii
topkek
>>8849102
what is this referring to?
>>8850333
This girl posted this in the plus size cosplay thread last tekko. Her "Lolita cosplay"
>>8850399
get that poor plush out of those monster boobs
>>8850399
>>8848576
>come on let's go
>meow
>meow
>MEOW!!!!????>?>>?>fdsdfsd fvgsdfbfg
>>8850399
>>8850461
>>8848699
I legit love this video. I wish I could go back to having fun pretend time with friends.
>>8850399
Oh god
Why doesn't she have friends that will help her be less of a trainwreck?
>>8850309
>mfw old school ganguros used to use white paint markers for their eye makeup and this is what it reminds me of
>>8849738
Keke she self posted! Telling a cosplay model her picture has been retouched is basic. The photographer even did a good job you salty. What reaction were you expecting from her fatty? She'd be smart not to respond to your backpeddling. Your tacky trash talk b8 has been revealed newfag. Deal with it.
>>8850532
maybe she does but doesn't wan to listen to them
>>8849859
HOW DARE SHE BLACK FACE!! SUCH A RACIST PIG
>>8848839
This is my new favorite cringe video. The subtitles are so entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMzKOwdthtI
>>8851114
You can hear the autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXwtIXuGYls&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJF0C_6onuM
The anime itself is cringe, but the commentators make it great lmao
>>8851330
whoops I meant to write fanime; goddamn autocorrect
>>8851202
What did she even say about the paris attacks?
>>8848839
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
I don't it, why are they so excited?
>>8851413
cuz itz foamz!!1 x3
*squee*
What I don't get is that at the time this was film, how they're out of high school and still act like that. A part of me envies their shameless, but happy banter, but the other part of me is like
>>8851142
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)
Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.
I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.
I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.
So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.
One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.
I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.
>>8851440
Oh my god shut up. As an actual autistic, you're embarrassing me.
>>8851440
T-this is bait right? This has to be a copypasta that my newfag ass hasn't seen yet, right?
>>8851440
I think this comment single handedly dragged Autism awareness back 10 years.
>>8851440
Here it is, the true cringe.
>>8850545
Fair enough. That's probably the situation.
>>8851440
Holy shit senpai. Get it together.
>>8849843
I can't help but think Phi Phi did this to fuck with the few diehard fans who still hate her
>>8851440
>GCSE
> $30
what
>>8850399
That is the fattest double chin I have ever seen. Christ.
>>8848699
>Not posting the one with updated sounds and graphics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYqFJxVuBc
>>8851494
I have really old KH videos that I always want to contribute, but I am terrified seagulls will recognize me.
>>8851440
Omg this has to be the autist version of that marine rant about having over 1000 confirmed kills or some shit. Oh my sides.
THE BEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bODNmNpdH0
>>8851440
A++ copypasta material right here
>>8848839
im dead inside
fucking furries
them niggas needed baths really badly
>>8851494
My sides
how did I not see this?
>>8851330
the commentary is just as cringey it's even worse that they think they are funny or clever for making fun of some 13 year old's fan video
>>8851413
they build fursuits and foam is expensive
>>8848839
I was once a furry. What the fuck was wrong with me?
I used to know people like this. It is tolerable once, but grows really old fast. Even alcohol couldn't make me tolerate them more as the behavior seemed to worsen if they had any.
I'm glad that I was able to escape.
In retrospect, I don't even know what I was doing in that community.
>>8851764
can you tell us how you became a furry
>>8851877
Their mum drank while pregnant.
>>8848839
I love every person they yell "we've got foam! " to who clearly doesn't give a shit.
>>8851440
>I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.
I'm losing my shit
>>8848831
Joker was okay but not great. It seemed like he was trying a little too hard as opposed to having fun with it.
>>8851365
I can't find the cap, but it was basically that she was happy that wars and natural disasters were happening in the middle east because the people from there were responsible for the Paris attacks.
>>8851440
this made me stomach hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PASGPcnV7lU&ab_channel=OliRouxCosplay
>>8851880
kek
>>8851877
I found out about furries through some former weeb friends of mine. We liked wearing cat ears and similar things. It didn't help that I liked kawaii art (including some furry), so I figured furries would be something like that.
Oh, was I wrong.
Almost everyone I met was some kind of "animal": "I'M REALLY A WOLF AT HEART, MEOW MEOW MEOW, anyone that isn't a scalie triggers me", etc. Almost the entire group was full of autists and basket cases. A lot of them liked to hit on others while sober or drunk. Hugs and groping attempts were normal along with all sorts of other creepy actions. There was always an abundance of cringe-worthy behavior and "quirkiness" and everyone seemed to tolerate each other(?????). If you weren't quirky and "lolsorandomXD", you would stand out. Everyone had to one-up each other, somehow. This was "usual".
Some would talk about "Furry Pride", yiffing in fursuits, "orgies" and almost all of them were obsessed with Disney-esque anthro crap. Confessing kinks and talking about BDSM was the norm. Clearly, I had fallen into the deep end.
Also, the secondhand embarrassment was real. I couldn't help but think "what an low point I've reached" and other thoughts. This didn't even last two months and I already had many reasons to distance myself.
I don't think I was ever a furry to begin with. Mind you, I thought I wouldn't meet so many creeps and autists. Now, I just let furries do their thing, but damn, they are a good source of keks.
Sorry about the blog post and shitty writing. I'm tired. All I know is that I want nothing to do with furries ever again. I cringe talking about them.
>>8852070
cringe-ish, but have an ita to get things back on track
>>8850534
that girls neck is literally headed for the moon.
>>8851202
She seems so out of breath just from talking. Maybe some of it is attributable to anxiety/nerves, but damn, she seems so out of shape.
I don't understand how people who've known they've had the bergs for years still don't understand how to comport themselves at even a basic level.
>>8851440
Going into my copy pasta bank right here
>>8851943
I couldn't make it through the whole thing. Holy crap that is some potent cringe.
I'm so tired of seeing their 2edgy4me Gravity Falls cosplays. Pls stop
>>8851904
desu, posting 2hu fandom is cheating.
>>8852051
Is this a man or a woman? lol
>>8852051
I lost it as "I'm such a slut"
>>8852070
I knew some furries that weren't like this at all. They hated the cringey part of the fandom and were so lowkey about the hobby they would only bust out the fursuits for conventions and act totally normal once conventions and meetups were over. The people you sound like you knew are like straight outta that CSI and My Strange Addiction episode on furries lol
>>8852539
wait there was a csi episode about furries
>>8852214
Autists from Tumblr and FF must be stopped
>>8852543
Yup lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fur_and_Loathing
I only defend the ones I know though, and I know some furries do good stuff like donate a shit ton of money for charities. But having been to one of the cons, furries have a large number of people who should be cleared off from the gene pool as a favour to future generations. And inb4 I'm a edgy faglord, just go to a con and see how bad it gets, then tell me you wouldn't want the same.
>>8851440
The next navy seals copypasta.
>>8852051
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PASGPcnV7lU&ab_channel=OliRouxCosplay
Not cringe I think
>>8851440
this is cringe in itself
>>8848576
>I'm afraid that would be after the watashi wa.
>>8848576
>university has a voice acting club
>decided to check it out and am awaiting their first meeting
>suddenly worried it's going to be full of weebs wanting to learn how to dub their favorite animus
>expecting half the members to sound like OP's cringe vid
>>8852073
You know, I actually don't mind this because it fits her. She didn't squeeze herself into some horrendously tight dress with her gut hanging out. It's not a bad cosplay.
>>8852051
I almost cried at "hot hot leg leg so hot it fries an egg"
>>8852778
if they do you are morally obligated to give us a follow up. i want to cringe so hard my ancestors feel it
>>8852796
Naturally I will report on any notable cringe after the first meeting happens.
>>8851943
>forty seconds of crying/screaming
I have no idea what the fuck I'm watching, but I'm literally crying with laughter
>>8852073
I feel so bad for this girl. Even if she lost weight, she'd still be ugly as sin.
local anime club had some event yesterday...
>>8853003
>>8853003
It amazes me that people still cosplay L so badly. Its such a basic outfit and wig but I never seen it done well.
>>8853073
I've been around since 2008. I have no idea how I missed out on such a gem for so long.
>>8853003
>Undertale
>Homestuck
>anime
>>8853003
Blundertale is not an anime. Homestuck is not an anime. This club is shameful.
>>8848699
This makes me strangely happy.
I miss playing pretend. Maybe I should get into larping or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2wTq1yeww8
I'm not sure if I'm cringing, laughing or both
>>8853089
okay I'll bite; where's the cringe?
>>8853089
That's canon though. The only nitpick is that the wig colors are swapped but that's such a minute detail.
Vendetta or didn't know.
>>8852667
No it's cringe alright
>>8853144
I will admit, they are the skinniest anime club I've ever been a part of. But it's the most secondhand embarrassment I've ever experienced due to an anime club.
>>8853205
More stories with them?
>>8853089
not cringe worthy, but i d hate it when black people think they don't have to body paint for garnet. also i think this had like 100k notes on tumblr, which disappoints me
>>8853212
The anime club runs a ton of meetings through the year, everything from cosplay roller skating, to "cosplay disco" dances, and even an annual convention. Most people would love having so many events I would think, but the club is ran by one guy and his small group of friends. They make all the art, name the events, and are super cringe-inducing. The guy won't let new people in to organize because he is worried that he will be overthrown, which is how this club was formed.
I threw together a shitty crop of some of the official artwork for the club's events.
>>8853250
This past year at their con, one staff member was in charge of two separate panels. She didn't attend either of her panels, one of which was a tea party. She didn't tell the other host where she was or what she was doing. Instead of being at the panel, she was running around in a different cosplay taking pics and dodging responsibilities.
Another staff member was in charge of running the card tournaments, but he left the prizes at his home the first day of tournaments. The second day, he didn't even show up, so another staff member got put in charge. This replacement also had his own panels that he didn't show up to.
The maid cafe was also cancelled last minute for undisclosed reasons. They just sold/gave away the snacks they were supposed to be serving at the maid cafe.
This is the $30 badge for the barely 300 people convention.
>>8851904
is that a man or a women?
>>8853309
Mannnnnnn
>>8851202
Does she remind anyone else of BrolitaJenny? Where did (s)he fuck off to anyways?
>>8853003
>Nothing but Shonen garbage
Shit son, I enjoy myself some Fate/Zero, but would it kill people to dress up as Chiroco Cuvie or Kenshiro or something?
It's like weeaboos watch nothing but toonami.
Also, where the hell are the Lum cosplays? I never see her anywhere.
I'll tell ya what's cringe - whatever retarded ass raid that's going on right now.
>>8853399
Everytime I see that picture I think some bastard is going to take a dump on that poor baby.
>>8853410
bumping for preservation of threads
>>8853397
is this what counts as a 'raid' now? LOL
>>8853417
I was thinking it might be that the mixedracetittiesanon who got all butthurt in the first embarrassing friends thread. Either way, I can't imagine why they haven't been permabanned yet.
>>8853424
Does 4chan even really bother perma-banning or do they just issue one day and three day bans?
>>8853431
/tg/ had VirtualOptim permabanned.
VirtualOptim was a notorious namefag who went full autismo/retard/edge-mode everytime he crawled forth from his liar of faggotry.
Talking about elves? He'd meticulously detail how he'd love to sneak up on them and slit their throats and burn their bodies.
Basically, that shit every day.
Then, when GookMoot took over, the motherfucker got permabanned. And their was much rejoicing.
Can't find the screencap tho...
>>8848576
Oh fuck I know the person who made this.
>>8853456
Here's his youtube channel if you want to see third and fourth hand just how awful he was.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeTAzGS_0VSIbHh8i5fhKxQ/videos?sort=dd&view=0&shelf_id=0
>>8853457
2/10 for copypasta
>>8853459
Do they have any more cringe content?
>>8853465
The entire channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m87du66dx5Q
>>8853470
Thank you based anon
>>8853470
jesus christ she's so nasally
>>8853471
No prob haha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEEC2rThdQA
I like how at the end they even admit how shit it was.
"Cosplay Photographer" pages are Cringe-city.
>longing to have as much fun as these weebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOq3qZy7t1k
>>8853444
Sounds like someone got posted in one of the bad cosplay threads or bad makeup threads or even ita.
Alright, That's all I got.
>>8853487
>pipe cleaners
>>8853505
>no hem on the top shirt
>runs in nylon
>control top showing
>What are you even
>>8849843
>>8849850
>>8849854
>>8849855
>>8849859
>>8853488
>>8849843
Phi Phi why
>>8853530
Like the apprentice becomes the master the cringe thread has become the cringe.
>>8853554
Seriously.
>>8851440
Navy seal level shit here.
>>8850333
omg i deleted her and she keeps trying to re add me lmfao
pittsburgh cosplayers are a trip
>>8851440
yikes senpai
>>8853205
too close
>>8851440
Shit I am just now seeing this and the worse part about my previous statement was I didn't even mean to insult, I was just saying that as a matter of fact.
>>8853504
Who the fuck is this supposed to be?
>>8848839
This was actually quite fun, cringy but fun. Reminded me of my own super weeb days though I was not a furry. Didn't care what others thought and had a blast with the most stupid things!
>>8853669
looks like jack from mass effect but.. not?
>>8850333
Think she deactivated.
>>8851440
>>8850399
she looks like she's about to explode
>>8853488
this is the ugliest design i've ever seen
>>8853003
I will have one event this Saturday too and I want to get a cosplay for first time, but I'm afraid to end looking even worst than these.
>>8851440
It's a pasta from /mu/, calm your tits.
>>8853003
>anime club
>homestuck
>undertale
ya ok
>>8853864
just realized other people commented on this, haha
>>8853864
That's the other thing that makes it so cringe-inducing. It's all HS, Undertale, and old weeaboo garbage animu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKHoBhM7MVI
I feel like the audience for this video is necrophiles or something with that fucking title
Also the makeup looks really shitty in my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI5niV20EhU&list=PLIeK60u9AWQ9ctEwWN2eb2sOJujfDjmqf&index=1
Nope.
There's more if you go onto their facebook group.
>>8853320
Nick fury is a new tuhu?
>>8853149
But it's funny
>>8853089
This isnt cringe
>>8853497
this is beautiful how dare you
>>8854631
>starts to play ucla Asians in the library video
This whole girl is cring
>>8854767
No. Shes a little shit.
A cosplay of Jessica Nigri.
>>8854908
She's fucking 12 you cunt of course she's a little shit. That doesn't mean you should be equally shit as a sibling. What, are you 15?
Eevee please stop.
>>8853488
she looks so uncomfortable, i drew her
>>8848839
There is something about the scene where she pulls out the handicap hanger that gets me every time. Not in a funny way, but in a deeply saddening way. I don't know why, but it is so inexplicably telling of their lives, like I just got a glimpse into their entire past. It explains everything.
>>8851413
it's cringy but at the same time its cute how excited they are, minus yelling at people on the highway
>>8851943
omg wtf i'm dying over here
>>8855193
This is actually kind of sweet.
A classic.
>>8855209
oh I remember this.
>>8855209
Oh man. What happened with this?
That's got to be a boi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_wvyNGHrU
I .. Hope this is a joke. Otherwise it'll be my new classic.
Anybody have any fail masquerade performances?
Those always crack me up.
Gems i've collected:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnMYMEGC620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HzSq26tHz4&index=1&list=PLgvY-yunKi8Fwp2YtXKwdILWTzdtqqjEC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4X95GG0_Lo
>>8853504
my boobs are hurting just looking at this
>>8854912
lmfaoo you can see where she layered like 3 or 4 bras+makeup to get nigri tits. but why would you cosplay nigri?
>>8855209
how have i not seen this before. what the hell?
>>8850333
Oh god I'm friends with her too! She's a friend of my friend..?
She added me and then proceeds to post 100+ photos of her and her boyfriend or friends every single day. Then added me on a different account too..
She's an entire trainwreck.
>>8855683
I actually quite enjoyed the last hetalia one.
>>8855831
> Off-key singing
> Bad cosplay
> Bad jokes
> Grown adults in Hetalia costumes
If this isn't cringe, you are, anon.
>>8848824
Safety pins holding up collar
Doesn't even know the word cosplay
>>8855861
whoah whoah calm down there. I was just saying that its alright. I've seen far worse.
>>8853003
I'm so used to the bottom of the barrel cringe and whatnot, this anime club doesn't look too bad.
>mfw undertale is the new homestuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUiBOQCXGIY
>>8855683
I remember seeing rhat Hetalia one when it was first uploaded. I agree with the other anon that while it's not perfect, I don't really think it's cringey. I just can't stop thinking about how tumblr would have shit themselves if it would have come out more recently.
>>8854912
>pretending stickers are cum
Ffs and people wonder why cgl hates Jnig?
>>8856231
It's like we went back 10 years.
>>8853003
>the year of our lord 2016
>people are still cosplaying L
>>8849843
>>8849850
>>8849854
>>8849855
>>8849859
There were people on my usually sane FB feed actually praising this.
I made a face like you would believe when i saw praise for this. SUCH CRINGE.
Like when you hit your funnybone and you know the pain is coming so you seize up.
The kind of cringe when you are pooping and a sudden loud noise makes your rectum cut that poop off at the pass cause your life may be in danger.
This is, how do you finish that look and go "yes, this is good."
>>8850333
I honestly feel a little bad for people who get this big.
Even if they drop that weight to chubby they still have to get all that skin taken in. That also leaves scars.
That's nightmare enough to never try and just settle for it.
>>8855209
>Check Out Angelic Pretty's New Line: Chibi Cupcake!
>Angelic Pretty's
>Chibi Cupcake
>>8856577
stop being off-topic felicia
>>8853003
That dirk looks p cute tho idk, even if it is probably a girl
>>8856231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nhs7epXqwI
I wish I hadn't watched the fashion show video because youtube wants me to watch this one now.
>>8853617
Hey, theres a reason why Pittsburgh was purged in fallout
>>8856603
The Dirk is cute, and is a girl. The three on the left (homestucks) are always together at cons, and are actually pretty good cosplayers. They cosplay the typical kuroshit, homestuck, death note shit though.
>>8856231
>Was into Lolita for 10 years
>Finally got her first dress
>Most ita dress possible
>>8856117
Hey man, at least we didnt make someone kill themselves like the su fandom [spoiler] yet [/spoiler]
>>8849843
I mean, it's not like Phi Phi DOESN'T look like shit all the other times, so.
>>8854211
Well, its not that bad, they're having fun and as long as they're not bothering snyone then its fine
>>8856722
um details????
>>8856764
Pretty much a girl on tumblr was drawing fanart of steven universe, one of thin rose quartz and i think garnet but white and with blonde hair but the people who followed her didnt like that so they just kept harassing her over and over again and eventually she just posted that she was going to off herself, she did but luckily she survived and is now better. I dont get how people can get so heated over a fictional character not being drawn a certain way.
>>8848839
> the part where they walk into the group home at the end and you realize they are actually literally retarded
Shit got dark.
>>8856843
I thought it was a college student-apartment?
people who have one cosplay and spam pictures of it ugghhh
pic related does this.
>also that fucking shoop
>>8853499
This bitch looks just like Beans?
>>8854942
Underrated post.
>>8852051
Honestly, I thought this was hilarious. As long as the person meant for this to be ridiculous, I wouldn't really call it cringe.
>>8851440
This is why the "nerds will inherit the earth" narrative must stop. Jfc this was so embarrassing to read