I didn't see one in the catalog, and I fucking love these threads
(shoddy wares from non-etsy sites accepted)
Priscilla Dawn is easy mode, but this monstrosity is listed as a fucking wedding dress
>>8639150
I actually think that this is the only good PD dress I've ever seen. The skirt hem is shitting me, but the design itself is.. Pretty cute.
>>8639150
This one would look good in a more couture photoshoot.
But definitely not as an actual dress, let alone lolita.
they put "sissy" in the fucking name
>>8639274
> that price
You could buy a hundred seifukus for that cost
for just $450 you can own this lovely dress
>>8639083
Cheap lace makes me cringe to a point that I can't accept gifts from family anymore, they always, always but shit with cheap af lace.
Someone can't use scissors for shit
>>8639210
>$359.04 USD
sheeeit
Please update us if this sells, because maybe I need to get in on this ita racket.
this would be perfect for a chord with >>8639210
>>8639199
>that stitching
looks like it melted.
>>8639448
I thought this was a pad from the thumbnail.
>>8639452
forgot my pic, its probably what they used to make it look like that.
>>8639453
can't unsee
>>8639167
I thought this was a merkin
>>8640264
I want to see someone find a way to use this with the Krad medusa print, now.
perfect for coording your milanoo lacemonster
>>8639210
Man that pattern looks AWFUL..
made a collage because I couldn't pick just one thing from this shop
>>8639150
What kind of wedding does she think this dress would be appropriate for?
another collage, same shop as >>8640516
the little old lady who runs this etsy claims that all her items are made to complement lolita fashion
>>8639122
I was about to go off on my hatred of using petticoats as a skirt, but then I noticed--- Is the right panel way smaller than the left?
>>8639210
oh god is this the "lolita" pattern from Simplicity or mccall?
>>8640549
Fucking shit I thought that was an actual person
The bizarre hairpieces are my favorite.
>>8640402
To be fair my friend's legit h.Naoto bag is pretty much just a higher quality version of this in purple.
>>8640538
>dat g1 ballerina pony
>completely wrecked
Also where is she getting these supplies? They look like the kind of stuff we pulled out of my mom's craft stash from the 80s/90s.
the entire shop is stuff like this
>>8640768
And the hems don't line up.
>>8640253
I thought it was Laganja at first.
>>8641317
>In my half asleep state I read that as Lolita's qi potato
Not far off
>>8641317
it doesn't look terribly made... but why that print all over??
>>8640956
>the one thing in this thread with somewhat decent lace
>looks like the vomit from when my mom's cat got in the craft room
>>8641569
A lot of people see a small print like that in the store and find it pretty when its 2 feet away from their face, but don't realize it will no longer read well from 5 or more feet. This happens most often with people who exclusively shop at Joanns because of their heavy emphasis on quilting prints. I'm sure that print would probably make a really nice dress for a doll, but its just way out of scale on a human.
>MADE IN FRNCE cake hat
This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't $56 and didn't cover Paypal fees nor shipping.
>>8639274
>Sissy
>>8639660
I have seen 12 years old selling way better craft.
I remember those 2 little girls who were selling cute dragonfly hair pin made out of small pearls.
>>8641010
I'm not convinced it isn't XD
>>8639150
>dat hem
>>8639210
It's like an ita housecoat...
>Handmade lolita inspired wedding dress size XS max bust 80cm
>includes dress, cape, collar and matching offbrand gloves
>>8643856
Perfect for your child brides
>>8643856
That's just a kid's gown...
>>8640253
That's some Cremaster looking shit right there.
>>8639448
A kawaii pad.
>>8639456
>Favorite by 3 people.
>>8640528
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Miss Shit Taste and the poor soul who she roped into marrying her.
July 16, 2016 at the March County Junkyard
Respondez sil vous plait
Not really regretsy but more like holy shit.
For only 80$ you too can have a piece of leather for your arm
This was going for 50 bucks on Facebook
>>8639269
Okay this is kind of adorable
>>8645321
If they're going to sell for 30 bucks a pop you would think she would at least spring for a cheap-ass agitator to get rid of the bubbles.
>>8640392
This looks exactly like the dress I made in 2005 to attend our local 'loli tea party' at 13.
>>8645321
I normally like long nails but these offend me. Gross.
>>8640803
kek, this was exactly my thought
>>8640392
The construction looks cleaner than most dresses I see on this thread. It's still a hot mess, but hey, no visible seams basted together with mismatched thread.
I don't know what's going on with the skirt, it looks like someone's crouching under the camera pulling at the corners to make it flare out a bit? If they know that's what a lolita skirt's meant to look like, why not use a damn petti? >>8640402
>>8640424
This looks like some Threadbangers bullshit.
>>8640455
This, however, looks like something from Cakewrecks.
>>8639199
>kawaii and blue
Well what more could you ask for in a dress.
>>8645206
10/10
>>8641727
Holy shit no.
Not even for free.
>>8639083
Aww that reminds me of a dress my granny made me when I was a toddler that im 99% sure was actually made of her old curtains!
>>8640538
i've seen the same ponies at the dollar tree
>>8647353
>MLP
??? where are the ponies?
>>8647353
Lmao I have this exact same wool and it cost peanuts.
Also it looks like shit made in 5 seconds.
>>8640424
>wearable art
kekekek
I just found this...
Its suppose to be Miku.
>>8647654
The thumbnail looked like jabba the hut wearing a miku wig.
>>8647654
This looks like that Little Big Planet character in the thumbnail
Just saw this in the actual Etsy thread and I think it belongs here instead. Looks like solidified shit.
Took a look at the rest of their shop and it is just badly wired messes.
>>8647717
anon please get the sand out of your vagina
>>8647654
I think the idea is cute, but execution...
>>8647717
I'd buy it at a reasonable price.
>>8639442
first reaction : what they're cute cat ears
click on thumbnail : DID HELLEN KELLER CUT THOSE?!
>>8639456
If I made that I wouldn't put my name on it I'd put someone else's.
>>8640978
these things are not the standard. they are laughable failures. Hence the thread.
>>8640264
>those materials
>>8647840
>with a blouse it looks better.
I highly doubt that anything could make this look better, but why not show it worn with a blouse instead? That bothers me more than the terrible design, to be honest. How lazy.
I was looking for cute sailor uniforms and saw this....
>>8648049
"Miss Alphabet". The reason why "N" and "O" are next to each other.
>>8641317
Oh! Little House on the Prarie-kei~!
>>8648049
The Ghost of Too Much Icecream Past.
>>8647844
I don't Jesus wants to fuck your phone.
That is the least kawaii skull I've ever seen.
>>8648049
i love miss alphabet!
so I just found this thread from the main page and I, not knowing shit about gothic lolita or cosplaying, can tell that the clothes on this thread look like shit
Do these even sell?
>>8648620
>cute stickers pack
>cute
yes let me just stick these weird abstract nude people covered in bugs and ghosts on my laptop. perfect.
>>8648641
It's called regretsy for a reason
Pic related
"Latex lolita nurse"
WHY
even worse it's sold out which means someone bought it
>>8648892
WTF, the worst thing about this is that her boobs are smushed down on her waist.
>>8645321
Her fingernails are bigger than this supposed wolf fang
>>8648620
This is basically one of those tumblr comics on sticker form, complete with saggy tits and weird hair. The pube knees and elbows are new though.
>>8648892
I'm actually impressed. The skirt is the right length, more or less, the bib looks decent, and the overall shape is right for lolita. If the apron was bigger, the cross was on the skirt, they lost the random bows, and it wasn't made of latex, it would be Bodyline-tier and passable.
IDK, maybe I've just seen too many terrible latex outfits to be suitably horrified by this one.
>>8647406
Fakies and legit g1 mlp are different anon, but bait g1 ponies cost a few bucks.
>>8648892
it's perfect for halloween
>>8649718
if you're looking to scare people maybe
i just spent like half an hour tracking down stores on etsy that aren't handmade or vintage (aka the influx of storenvy-like taobao scalpers) and reporting them
feels good
>>8649779
Well, yeah. That's kind of the point of Halloween.
>>8649793
pretty sure etsy actually introduced a new thing to their rules that state those stores are allowed to continue doing what they want
etsy became flooded with chinese replica sellers when they stated those stores are allowed to continue selling.
and let's get real, people have reported shops for stealing pictures en masse and etsy did nothing. they make money off each sale so why would they want to reduce the number of sales?
>>8649793
Waste of time, I've reported the same stores over and over and they never get taken down. Ones selling bootleg pokemon plush (of you go to cons, the same ones that always pop up in the dealers room) and posters that are just prints of official art and anime screenshots. Etsy doesn't care.
>>8648567
>This is kind of cute
Girl them circle lenses must be fuckin up your eyes cuz you seein shit.
>>8649793
It pisses me off that so many people are scalping kawaii uguu stationary and other shit that's clearly mass produced and from China. You did good anon, but I'm afraid >>8649816 >>8649812 >>8649882 are right. Etsy will do anything to make more sales, and even if the original owner reports the shop, they'll only do something if it's someone with Disneyesque influence and lawyers.
It's almost cute.
>>8647717
wrapping wire like thats pretty hard anon they did a good job stop being salty
>>8650905
PT's next cosplay.
Alligator clips are say, 6 for $1 or something at SAS, ribbon from joanns is like $2-3
Does she think we're stupid or what?
>>8650905
All I see is that damn series, The Devil is a Part Timer. Someone will buy it and be the "lolita Devil Part Timer desu!"
>>8652176
But anon, they're 'spoopy' so they're obviously worth more, duh.
Is this the camera or is this fabric off coloured? I honestly can't tell either way it needs ironing
>>8652212
i mean, tbh without the black shirt and under skirt (or w/e is going on there) its kinda cute?
>>8652221
what am i looking at here
>>8652501
My guess is a decoden pill case?
>>8652500
Not really. It suffers from so many beginner mistakes:
- The fabric is too gaudy. The contrast of pink and black in an all-over print makes it very cluttered to look at. Just because a fabric has literal sweets printed on it does not mean it's a good fabric to use for lolita.
- Hot Barbie pink =/= pastel pink. We're talking about the lacing, although the trim on the underdress is equally too bright.
- Conflating several alt fashions together. Metal grommets and obvious faux corsetting with a sweet print? What works for steampunk or gothic does not necessarily work with sweet or even gothic lolita.
- Lack of a decent petticoat.
- wtf is the white lace even
>>8652176
what's SAS because I am gonna make these for myself and didn't know what store would have the best prices
>>8639442
This dosent look that bad--
*clicks the thumbnail*
Holy shit
>>8652176
I think she is trying to be 2spooky by making them such an ~unlucky~ price.
>>8652221
This pill box is the reason people need pills.
why the ppl made those things please
$200... no thanks...
>>8640402
coord with this skirt
>>8652176
>spoopy price
>Not $6.66.
greedy whore
>>8655265
are you trying to blind someone? holy shit
>>8655155
it looks like a piece of some costume/prop from the flintstones movie
>>8655265
I-is the top part of that skirt made from panties?
>>8655651
No one thinks they're expensive. They think they're a rip off considering it's just ribbon hotglued to a clip with a cheap craft store holiday charms hotglued on top of that.
>>8655651
For fuck's sake anon, it's a piece of shit ribbon tied in a bow with a cheap plastic button sewn on. Thanks, but if I'm not going to spend $13 on shit in an artist's alley, I'd rather save it for someone who actually did something creative. I'm more than happy to buy crafts that aren't absolute garbage.
>>8655651
the "charms" appear to be cheap holiday-themed shank buttons. You can get 30 of them for a dollar or two. The ribbon is equally cheap. Overpriced cheap shit is going to get called out. It's not like she made clips with pure silk ribbon and 14k gold charms.
>>8652176
Actually, it was a suggestion from a friend from the theme of the ribbons. i said $10 originally and felt that was already too much.
Considering I've been in the comm for less than a month you could like, give me direction to my face instead of being a bitter bitch on anon sites, thanks.
>>8655280
This is a good idea, and more reasonable. thanks!
>>8655799
Kek.
Brand new to a comm and already calling people bitter bitches.
What a great way to start friendships and get a good reputation.
Take the criticism and don't act like a child over it.
>>865583
Criticism is provided with the intent for the recipient to receive it and learn. this was provided on an anonymous board with the aaumption that OP never see it. How is that not just bitching for bitching sake?
>>8652218
This just loooks like someone tried out a pattern and made a mock up with cheap fabric to test it out. Made with nice fabric, this could be cute.
>>8652218
Yeah but TwoPennyToast always sells shit for like 10 dollars. At least she's not asking for an exorbitant amount for her bullshit.
>>8648620
best product in this thread so far tbh
>>8655799
You need to get a lot better at crafting simple bows and a better eye for detail before selling
>>8648620
the new die antwoord album art looks so good.
>>8656041
Can you be more specific about what i can do to improve them?
>>8656067
I'm not that anon but I think they look somewhat cheap and tacky. I think it's in material and construction, as some look wonky.
>>8656067
Not that anon, but as someone who sold bows
1) not uniform
A) the brown ones literally all have different tightness for your center, the middle one is what you should strive for
B) the ribbons of the rest are twisted and turned, ex. the top candy corn one
2) charms are mostly off center
- this is because of the button backing
Those are just the first things I noticed. They'd be great for your first set of bows you'd ever made, but I wouldn't pay anymore than 4$ for them. And the fact that you can't see what's wrong with them, or your comfortable selling bleh at high prices makes me wonder if you're ready to sell in the first place.
>>8656067
They're just ribbons you've folded. Because they're so thin and long they just look gangly. The only ones that look halfway decent in the pic you psted are the thicker brown ones.
The proportions are all off.
>>8656077
These are the first bows i've made. In an earlier post i commented that i suggested 2/$10 to a friend but felt that was too much, they suggested $13 because spoopy. i already reduced the price to $6/2.
I'll do my best to work on these things, i definitely see what you mean about the tension for the center binding ribbon... though i don't have a solution for the charms looking off center, the shanks are long and move around a lot. I guess get better charms, though i haven't run into any options yet.
>>8656085
Glad to hear, and online is your best bet.
Just keep practicing and experimenting and you'll do great
>>8656085
A $10-for-4 pack would be a good idea! Each one different. I'd buy it.
>>8655155
>$200
holy shit
>be me
>finally decide that sometimes, umbrellas are cute with lolita. especially since it's rained a lot lately
>barely any on LM, none I want
>check etsy, see this cringefest
>unironically saying m'lady and steampunk
>>8656597
omg this is what they have on AE
I'm crying
hopefully someday soon i find an umbrella that is less than 50$ but doesn't look like garbage
>>8656618
I thought these were fleshlights
>>8656085
Don't eyeball your ribbon measurements, figure out the exact amount that makes a good looking bow. Cut the loop of the button off with wire clippers, glue the charm on.
>>8639150
dolldelight got a new job
>>8640264
does she actullly has a tattoo of stitching around her eye ??
>>8656618
I'm planning on getting this.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/htrq/?cpg=fb
>>8658701
That is beautiful! Get it. I don't wear sweet, though. Mostly classic and rococo :( it's hard to find good accessories that aren't brand for rococo
>>8648892
I guarantee you this is a fetish thing.
>>8652500
Anon, the black shirt and underskirt are the least offensive things on that mannequin.
Oh this is just...unfortunate
>>8659069
>the crystals don't even match and one is droopy
I think I'm bothered about that more than anything else going on in that picture
wait the frosting on the heel spikes don't even match.
disregard what I said earlier, I am bothered about everything going on in this picture
>>8658861
Ali Express actually has some okay umbrellas that might work if you don't mind sifting through pages of hideousness and playing the "does this have polkadots hidden somewhere on it for no reason?" game. Not fantastic umbrellas, but decent.
>>8659069
ohgod. Why does she always use such shit lace? She makes good money, she should be able to afford it. I like some of her stuff (not for lolita ever), but it's REALLY hit-and-miss.
>>8652212
Ugh, that print looks so cute why did they have to ruin it.
>>8659077
Do you really think soft lace is part of the aesthetic here?
>>8652500
>>8659089
Seriously questioning you guys' taste right now.
>>8659091
Agreed. I think that print screams ita. It might make a cute pillow case.
>>8655799
well now you know they are shitty. learn.
I almost feel bad about posting this because the maker's probably pretty young but that painting will haunt me.
>>8643856
that's literally a cheap, shitty, off the rack communion gown. god will immediately reject your child if they wear that shit in his house.
>>8659929
The plushies aren't ALL this bad, but the humanoid ones are. I think it might be a marketing ploy- horrify us with the ugly shit so that the rest looks good. It's happynakama on etsy btw.
Also, check out the prices.
>>8641317
>oakville, canada
im more disgusted now that i know im a drive away from this disaster
construction seems good at least. print and that ribbon is bad.
>>8645322
I'm more concerned about her chest hair
>>8660016
I'm confused, are these supposed to be poros from LoL?
>>8656597
Wunderwelt has really nice brand umbrellas for pretty cheap and they've got reasonable shipping prices too.
>>8660455
I think it's from Soul Eater
>this is £83.jpg
>jfc
For only $100, this cheap looking paper hat can be yours!
I'm also wondering if this already counts as a replica, since it uses parts of the Day Dream Carnival-print.
>>8660494
I hate everything this woman posts. She's the main reason I wish LM had a blocking feature so you could prevent certain users' auctions from showing up on your searches; she is a complete waste of bandwidth.
Is storenvy safe to order from? Anyone uses it?
>>8660968
I use it to sell. I love it way more than etsy.
>>8660494
Why is this still here? I reported this listing weeks ago.
>>8655799
Just a tip, then: learn to do bows. You're just tying it like a shoelace and as a result, the bow looks really rectangular and it's not cute.
Do it like pic related.
And go with your intuition when it comes to pricing.
>>8660494
>MADE IN FRANCE
That doesn't make you a couture designer....
>>8660968
yes but be aware it has no feedback system and is flooded with people reselling taobao items at ridiculously inflated prices
>>8660494
This would be really cute as a cupcake stand. Not so much as headwear, and absolutely not for that bullshit price. And how the shit does that thing take a month to make?
>>8660968
Storenvy is aimed at people who don't understand how to buy from China. It's great if you can wade through the masses of super expensive crap, not so much if you don't have patience or impulse control. Good luck.
Thought it would be fun to make coord out of stuff in this thread since a few people have pointed out that some shit eerily matches...
>Easy Mode: Find stuff while just browsing the site
>Hard Mode: Try to match items based on things other anon's have posted.
>Nightmare Mode: Match items in this thread and try to stick with a budget of someone who would even buy these monstrosities.
--Best coord wins :)
>>8662290
>One that I found on easy mode...
>was looking for more and found this gem
I know that this type of thing happens often - but she seriously put the disclaimer after the ©...
>is dis bitch srs?
>>8662294
I adore Luis Royo. This cunt is shitting all over his work.
>>8662291
>Mary Jane shoes with rubber custom platform
Kekkkk holy shit. That price is probably so she can profit off of buying rockinghorses.
>>8643856
What's with the weird rouching one the right
>>8659943
Man I had to go shopping for a baptism outfit for my son. Some of those outfits for baby girls make ott lolita look like nothing.
>>8640516
Why the fuck would they think that ANYONE would pay $30 to put fucking pipe cleaners on their head.
>>8648892
Back in 2005 this would have been the serious shit.
>>8648049
that looks like a beautiful vintage child's bed sheet she's using as a backdrop, and I shudder to think that it will die in vain in her hands...
>>8659465
Could work for pj's or scrubs XD
>>8659069
would love a pair of high heels with stacked teacup heels though
I don't understand people who put craft glitter in soaps.
>>8668254
Also comes in oatmeal glitter vomit!
>>8668257
This is the most disgusting thing I've seen all night and I just cleaned up my dogs explosive diarrhea.
>>8668254
God that looks like some Christmas decoration from the dollar store.
>>8655799
>suggestion from a friend
Sure it was, just like it's always "a friends idea". Get over your self.
>>8668254
All fun and games until someone gets that glitter in their eyes and scratches their corneas.
>>8647717
The wiring looks fine, but I agree that the colors are hideous. Looks like taco meat.
>>8668872
>>8668257
That's... okay when oatmeal is use in soap, you don't pour ACTUAL FUCKING OATS in it. They're usually grinded up or something... ewww.
>>8668884
W-would you use homemade bootleg hello kitty soap to wash your face, anon?
>Pls into skincare thread.
>>8658683
Please nooo...
>>8673708
Absolutely, all that glitter would make me super kawaii with a radiance that rivals my senpai.
>>8647840
>skirt is white with some black, red, purple, a little blue on it
>trims it with ugly-ass mustard yellow
>>8647840
Not gonna lie I'd love a Baymax skirt but not that one.
>>8639277
This is horrifying
>>8675729
Are.. We looking at the same image, anon? There is no red - It's orange, and it's exactly the same shade as the trim.
>Still ugly though.
These are fucking horrifying D: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
>>8639456
Good lord that's so hideous.
>>8666060
I would seriously buy shoes from any company that could make EAH and MH shoes in adult sizes that didn't look like flimsy shit.
>>8681802
i want all of them
the little legs are a+
>>8681802
I like the little ¥65.00 change purses in a weird way.
I will also post something more cgl related when I find it again, but please enjoy this insertable nightmare in the meantime. It is a usable "erotic" piece of ceramic.
>>8639456
Mein Gott. How could anyone think this was a good idea?
>>8656085
why would you sell the first ones youve made... Please anon go do a lil practice, get a technique down so you're not something that can just be made or bought anywhere and find your niche
>>8662294
> belong too
>>8640455
this is what Mr Yans waifu will be expected to wear
>>8681841
For the low price of $33, you too can stuff your child into a sack.
>>8681865
And it's apparently made of felt. Wtf, why?
>>8681869
sometimes kids are jerks and must be punished
>>8681841
Nothing says buttplug like sharp ceramic and an off centered top hat.
>>8681865
is that supposed to be a pillow case dress?
>>8681802
i need all of them, link me
>>8675729
You may want to get tested for color blindness.
