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Why don't we make it's legal to offer a negative wage? Think about it:
>you desperately want job experience or to get your foot in the door
>employers won't take you because you're demanding an obscene amount of money ($15/ hr)
>instead, to break out of unemployment, you pay a business several thousand a year for the opportunity to work for them.
It would be really useful for college interns and NEET's trying to get out of NEEThood. It allows the...
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It's called college
Paying to work
That is the ultimate jewish fetish
>>974312
Isn't that how it works in internships already?
>no need to pay any wages
>no need to pay sick leave or maternity leave
>if a slave dies due to overwork, can just breed another 10 of them like rabbits
>zero costs = maximize profits + increase in shareholder value
>stays true to free market principles
am i missing something here?
>>973998
Empathy. That's what you're missing, you sociopath
>>973998
The Free market requires the freedom of employees to quit. Slavery =/= Free market
>>973998
sh-she's so
>a v e r a g e
>@__________@
h-hold me brah
Small business owners, what would you do if your employees told you they were planning to unionize?
Replace them
>>973150
Pat them on the back and give them a raise.
>>973150
Refuse to negotiate with the union once it is formed. During which time they will not be paid. Being poor people, they will have to find other work quickly. Hire new workers.
Hey guys, I took one of those personality tests and got an ENFJ personality and it is perfect for me. I went to a community college first of all to originally meet people and girls and stuff to get out of the house and get a good college experience. I ended up taking classes to become a personal trainer and I did fantastic all A's and stuff but I ended up failing the certification test because I took too much of a difficult one. So I am moving to tennessee in a few weeks to start over school again in January. I am really excited to meet new people and stuff but I am trying...
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Personality tests are bullshit that only neets care about
this is some goofy as pasta
why don't you just teach yourself how to teach?
Is capitalism fucked?
>>964054
Not if you're on the right side of the chart
I'm gonna need some real numbers instead of a meme chart.
What is the average income of the 70%-90% groups?
What are the most common jobs, education levels, race, and family background of those groups? Same for the middle class
What percentage of the poor groups are generational welfare niggers and trailer trash that got C grades in high school?
Wealth redistribution is a meme. Any politician that promises it or anything like it is just appealing to a retarded voter block that don't even work.
>>964054
More like Human inequality.
People are different, some are leaders and some are losers.
Wealth inequality will always exist, if you created Communism now the Members of the Communist party would be rich compared to the rest.
Canada's credit rating got downgraded in 1995. Our key lending rate was 10 times higher than, what it is today. And our currency was worth much less than what it is even today. But after 3 calls that I made to CFRB (News Talk 1010) AM radio, people got a big kick in the ass and started to move. Now the whole world is coming at me to stop my love for my country's economic health. Till just a year ago our currency was worth more than that of the USZ's. I challenge the world to attack Canada. It's too late. The key move has been made. And you are gonna be left...
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>>976341
Canada is shit, no surprise here.
Literally the most cukkolded country in the world
>>976345
You are gonna eat that shit you pictured while typing it in a decade.
>>976345
You are mixing your Illuminati with a bunch of bozos whose end came after my 3 calls. From now on repeat this in your empty skull: "Canada is greattt!"
Would you hire millenials to work for you?
>>976278
Millenial; my boss seems to be glad I work for him, though I don't know what I want to do with my life and overcompensate by being an overachiever at my min. wage job
>>976279
*Millennial, even.
probably not
The reason that none of us can find jobs is because there are so, so many more people compared to even when our grandparents were born and we're automating so much that there just flat out isn't anything for most young people in 1st world countries to fucking do anymore. There is no demand for more people. These guys that shill the whole NEET bux thing are truly onto something only because they're taking advantage of the fact that there are many, many more people than jobs required in this modern day. I'm not saying that you should get your psychologist to...
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I've spent this entire year of 2015 researching my future and the conclusion that I'm coming to is that it really doesn't matter what you major in at all. You do what you do and the end result isn't in your control. There is no perfect major. Your idea that you have revised many times is more than likely not going to go as planned no matter how smart you think you are. There is this weird atmosphere at the moment in our generation where many of us don't see the need to go to university at all and that isn't normal, or at least that's what the...
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You're never going to make it. Nobody ever makes it. What do you even consider "making it"? Getting your dick sucked every morning by a model, wiping your ass with $500 toilet paper, and driving around people you don't know in your car that is worth more than most people make in 25 years? It all gets old. Do you really want to look back on your life and think something like
>Well, I did everything I wanted to do. It went exactly as I wanted it to. All of my dreams, I fulfilled. I have no more questions or concerns
and...
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>The reason that none of us can find jobs
I have one, OP blown the FUCK OUT
Both the Dow and the s&p have hit a double peak, both of which failing to breach the highs of either index as they were before the massive sell off in August.
Get out while you still can. The crash is incoming. Cyber Monday will be the beginning of the end.
>the end is nigh
/biz/ every fucking day
>>975479
it already happened
You do realize your advice is of no value, right?
Swing traders know what a resistance area looks like and the rest is in the market for the long term, so it doesn't make any difference.
How do i find paid shills/affiliate marketers to spread a promotion on facebook instagram etc?
The hope is it would be cheaper and more effective than advertising, and I'd only have to pay out when a sale was made.
Is this a thing?
It's called public relations
Literally pay people on /biz/ to shill. I guarantee you'll find what u want
>>975353
I can pay about a 12-15% commission per sale, but that only comes to about a dollar/unit. Is that something that bizanons would get involved with? I can probably bump the percentage up if people push higher volumes.
I made a thread about a month ago, talking about how I was attempting to get $3000 in 30 days.
I failed miserably, only made $40 total, and my debt went unpaid.
I also quit my minimum wage job because I hated it.
Is there something I can do online for hours a day to make some money?
Something monotonous and repetitive?
I just need to know a good job to get.
>>975149
Go on a diet & buy womens clothes. You can camwhore your transition for cash.
>>975149
Don't give up just yet. What'd you do to make the$40?
>>975149
You dumb cunt, working for $1/hr beats doing nothing for $0/hr
What is /biz/'s opinion of Black Friday?
How would you handle BF if you were a store owner that was going to participate.
is it even worth it anymore? (fyi, no)
I wouldnt.
I have worked retail management. And while bf is still important. It is diminishing.
Gone are the days of lines at the door.
Now most of our customers buy from us online and then pick it up throughout the week.
Personally REI is doing it right. And has generated a lot of buzz for it.
I would rather be closed Thursday/friday/sat/sun and reopen monday.
No holiday pay, no overtime/ no extra pissed off customers/ no stressed out staff. And much happier workers, that they get the time off with out it counting aganst vacation.
already they are calling it a bust.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/thanksgiving-shopping-at-stores-was-a-bust-2015-11-27
Literally nothing I wanted went on sale online. None of the clothing, guns, or electronics, that I have been saving for changed.
The only things that have went on sale for the past two years are shitty televisions and tablets.
>>975739
Doesn't surprise me at all
Most of the people my age are starting to wise up to cheap ass mall and walmart tier clothing and are opting to spend more money on fewer but better quality pieces of clothing for their wardrobe.
Half of the sales I see are the same sales xx$ off that they had during labor day and the 4th sales.
What Cigars does /biz/ smoke to celebrate a successful sale or other important event?
I've never smoked cigars before and I would like /biz/'s recommendation on what would be best, and what they personally smoke.
>>974983
monte christo edmundo mainly
>celebrating a deal by literally setting your money on fire in order to give yourself lung cancer
>>974989
This desu senpai it makes no sense unless you're 1m+ net worth
So, I've heard a lot about ethical investing, but what about unethical investing? What is the most unethical way to use my euroshekels? Are there any producers of heroin-distributing, babbykilling cluster bombs that above them all?
Pic related
I thought that bizraeliea would be all over this kind of investments.
> volkswagen
> advertising
> pay to win games
> tobacco
> alcohol
> weed
> porn
> big pharma
> weaponry
> instant loans
> fur
> ...
Better to ask what business is ethical, and not just...
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I've somehow found myself with free and unfettered access to a stocked genetics lab (Microarrays, automated liquid handlers, PCR, centrifuges, UV Trans, Centrifuges, etc.), a 3D Printer, and a full workshop. I have a bachelors in Biotechnology, so I'm not an idiot, but I'm at a lack of anything to do with the resources I've suddenly found myself with and feel like I'm wasting the opportunity of a lifetime.
Beyond stealing lab equipment, how can I turn this opportunity into money? What's the best way for a scientist doing the work, rather...
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Turn yourself into a part human part fly.
I was running an ecstasy pill assay business on the side when I was in the lab.
steal lab equipment
