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How do I get a job with a specific company? I've applied directly on their website, reached out to company 'recruiters' on LinkedIn. I have done hours of 'free' work related to their business to show I am committed.
Do I just need to know someone? What is the boundaries I should obey when trying to reach out?
Deliver your own singing telegram
>>977622
This is a good idea but here's how to do it.
Call the person who runs the department you are interested in. Tell that person you want to discuss with him on an idea that will save or make him more money. You will initially state you are a consultant. You have the meeting, avoiding all the HR fucksticks, and you'll state you really wanted to work for the company but figured you could be a consultant or contract worker to prove yourself first. He will be impressed, call HR and accuse them of being goat...
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pathetic self-bump
>23
>starting to realize I'm too disabled to work
>only thing I'm good at is music production and its all I care about
Holy fuck why am I so fucked? I could never just be a normal blue collar person who sets up their own business after. Music production is so all or nothing and I'm no good at talking to people or even making beats. I've honestly played with the idea of just running off in the night to a big city to see if I can break out of being a pussy...
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try r9k
Find a gay guy with money to take care of you. Set boundaries. I don't mind being bottom but I will not suck any dick. It's been a healthy relationship for almost 3 years now. He doesn't even know I'm not gay and have women over while he's at work. I'm 21. He's in his 50s and owns some company with a bunch of Mexican employees (property management or something). He was married to a woman and had two daughters. They are 14 and 17. Gonna fuck em both.
>>977493
>only thing I'm good at is music production and its all I care about
> I'm no good at talking to people or even making beats
>only thing I'm good at is music production
> I'm no good at making beats
The fuck are you talking about?
Also,
>starting to realize I'm too disabled to work
The fuck do you mean? You're...
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What is the most efficient way?
I'm talking about from home, for the couch potatoes like me who doesn't want to pay for gas and end up being wage slave working 9-5.
Le numerous option$:
>spam ads on some website
>stocks
>freelance shiz
>bitcoins (not sure if relevant anymore)
>Be some autistic utuber and beg for dollar
>Hope some1 buys your crappy shirt designs after mass-advertising...
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>>977393
dude, money is so easy to make. Everyone that just leaves there home is because they are a dumb person that loves working 9-5
just sign up for this website and you will make 4k/month easy for just 6 hours a day of having a tab open while you eat and browse youtube
>>977393
Fuck off... You're pathetic
Well I have a friend who is a freelance web designer who works from home.
The point is that working from home is just that, work. You're going to be working 9-5, at least. Odds are you'll be working LONGER hours than 9-5.
>be me
>about to go to university
>cannot afford $250 a week for rent
>ask for even $100 a week assistance from mum
>she bursts into tears, saying how she cannot afford it
>how dad does nothing to contribute and how stepdad puts roof over my head and I don't show respect
>same argument she's been using for last four years for literally any dispute...
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>>977299
Kek. Your mom has $1100 after expenses and emergency fund and you want $600 to $1000 of it? Why didn't you consider all the costs even before applying to the university? Can't you just get a part time job?
>>977299
I was in your shoes man, my parents made too much but I got nothing. You just have to get over it. You aren't entitled to jack shit of THEIR money. If you don't like it, remember it and when you have kids don't do them the same way. Otherwise stop being such a whiney, shitty, entitled brat. Get a job. People in your situation have gone to school and sent their parents money.
>>977299
You sound entitled as fuck. Shut up and suck it up.
What should I expect as an accounting major? What should I expect as an accountant? Any better options out there?
>>977231
Not a lot of income.
>>977231
$40k starting even at a big 4, swamped with work during the busy season and slightly moving up when you get your CPA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y
Tried on /b/ but no bites. So wassup /biz/!!
Does anyone here know anything about money laundering??
I earn quite a lot of money each month, all of it cash-in-hand with no records kept in my real name. I'm trying to save for a house at the moment, and obviously I want to get away with declaring as little as possible so I can avoid paying exorbitant taxes on my hard earned mulah. I'm an ausfag for reference.
At the moment I'm putting a grand in my account each week, but I have a lot left over which is just sitting around. Kinda dangerous, and...
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>>977174
something something drop bears
>I posted it again XD
Does anyone know if there's a way to put large amounts of money in an account without the government becoming suspicious? Especially if the amount going into the account over the tax year is way more than money declared to tax?
That's it, /biz/. I want to get into the most lucrative career I can. Any ideas? I'm shooting for 200k and above. Bonus if:
> you get to travel (i.e. consultant)
> its far from becoming automated or otherwise becoming obsolete by emerging technology
> you can use your skills outside of work to make money or to start your own business
About me: I was originally thinking of going into computer science, but have come to realize it's impossible to get a decent-paying job unless you are a grad from a top college, and even then you are likely to get outsourced and are forced to spend much of your 150k salary living in SillyCon valley or wherever. Also:
> can't get into an Ivy League
> no family connections
> not good looking but also not hideous or socially incompetent. this means I can't be a lawyer or any...
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>>977135
>wants to be top class of society
>cant come up with a strategy to achieve without 4chan
try sales. think dunder mifflin
>>977144
This.
Go to /adv/ then kill yourself senpai
>You now magically own a small business
>You are responsible for hiring and firing, it's a small business
>Ms. Anon is a rather poor employee
>Just isn't getting it
>Call her over to your office to fire her
>She offers to blow you in exchange for keeping her job
What do you do?
assuming I'm married, she would have blackmail to hold over me, so no
assuming I'm not, how bad of an employee is she
>>977048
Not competent, but not so grossly incompetent as to cause a serious disaster through negligence or malice.
>>977047
Fire her and have security escort her out immediately.
The lawsuits alone aren't even worth it
On the off-chance that you find yourself falling for the marriage meme how do you set up a good prenuptial agreement?
There's nothing to fall for if you find an actual woman whose an actual Christian and not a whore of modernity.
Protip: If you're only getting married and having kids because she wants you to, it's not gonna last.
My wife stands to inherit way more than I do and we both are going to be making six figures. Don't need a pre-nup.
If we keep the 99% illiterate and deny them education, is it theoretically possible to create the perfect modern society of a small rich and enterprising elite ruling over the masses who are forced to debt slavery from life till death? This is assuming you can brainwash the children to just be brainless worker drones, and just get rid off the adults if they ever try to question authority. And to learn from past mistakes, any 99% apologists among the 1% will be assassinated just incase they get the idea to free the masses.
>>977008
kill yourself
I really mean it
jews already did it to whitey
>>977008
Why stop there OP? You could implant a brain chip into everyone's head and then control them with your thoughts thus negating the need for a salary, or, going further, you could leave this corporeal plane behind ascend to the Tenth Dimension, which would make existence itself obsolete, never mind production.
Fucking idiot
Does anybody have any good links explaining wtf this is?
I just met some pretty successful guy and he told me he was involved in it.
>>976974
>>976974
I'm off and running.
Thanks.
>>977042
Wut
They changed my savings to everyday checking. What does this mean? Please help.
>>976948
i have no idea but stop fucking using apple
>>976948
It means you should call your bank and ask for more information
>>976948
A) Call your bank's help line (and/or just visit the bank) and ask them what happen
B) Learn how to take cellphone pictures in landscape, it could save your life someday!
C) Stop being a macfag
Does /biz/ teach people shit online over Skype/Apps for minimum wage (~10/hr) with almost zero effort? I've been doing it via a mobile phone app, teaching students from China english, but more than that just talking with them, no actual teaching being done, just talk whatever and try to be interesting to a kid, ask them about video games, Taylor Swift, shitty american shows, etc.
It's basically camwhoring except you have to know english, and preferably have big titties.
>>976758
I'd gladly do this if they were qts
>>976761
Matter of fact - most of the people that call me on the app are university level (although ABYSMAL english) girls. So far 3 cute ones and 2 fat ones, they play the asian qtpa2t virgin flower card and ask me if I'm embarassed for talking with a girl online (even though shes paying me), and then proceed to talk about what they did today.
I'll post the link here if you want.
They're not that cute but its worth the whole thing is worth its weight as an experiment to see whether girls find you attractive....
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>>976774
>they play the asian qtpa2t virgin flower card and ask me if I'm embarassed for talking with a girl online (even though shes paying me), and then proceed to talk about what they did today
OH GOD YES PLEASE
d-do they like white cock?
I'm asking this question on /biz/ because I want the opinion of people who have actual jobs.
If you're using Microsoft Office products, like Word, Excel, Powerpoint, etc, is there any reason not to just switch to LibreOffice tools?
Is there actual missing functionality or is it just too different from what you're used to?
>>976719
No not really, just some proprietary shit but you can save to PDF to submit reports so it works just as fine, but also save to openoffice extensions
also i think there might be one or two proprietary features but they're highly unused so you might not need them(in office i mean). You can do pretty much everything in openoffice/libreoffice, it's just a little different to do the same things.
When you save a file as docx in LibreOffice then Microsoft Office sometimes gives an error message about formatting or whatever when you open the file (despite that it works perfectly fine). People don't want to scare clients with error messages that Microsoft intentionally puts in.
That said, I unironically use Google Drive to write my business documents. Of course I do make regular backups.
>>976723
Google Drive does have formatting issues with tables sometimes though.
I'm fresh out of college. I don't have much to fill up my resume with, so I wanted to put my study abroad program in there. It was just over the summer. I didn't do much, obviously, because it was two months.
Where does study abroad go? Education section? Extracurriculars?
>>976715
did you actually do anything interesting there?
I did some pretty amazing shit in my year abroad that knocks employers off their feet every time, and I put that under experience.
if you just went to a country and sat in lectures you didn't understand and got drunk then maybe you shouldn't put that in there.
>>976720
Elaborate. I want to know what amazing, earth shattering extra curriculars you were a part of.
>>976729
not really, because if you dug around you could probably identify me. and I'm an upstanding sort of person that doesn't masturbate to asian cartoons.
