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Yo /biz/, what can you tell me about opening up a brothel, specifically in Germany?
Many different types here, big flashy whorehouses and FKK saunas, and also smaller private "appartment puffs" for smaller fish like me. Seems like the hardest part would be just to find enough down ass bitches I could call, but then again, I got no biz clue whatsoever lol
>ITT how to run a whorehouse
I don't know, but I would advertise to American tourists.
I have a high sex drive, so I figured out how to get into some awesome apartment style brothels in Berlin, but I doubt the average dumb American could pull that off.
So i would advertise somewhere the American is used to looking, like Backpage.
Dude, HOW do we keep having these fucking threads? I WANT TO OPEN A MASSAGE PAHLAH, I WANT TO OPEN A BROTHEL, I WANT TO OPEN A GAY BAR, I WANT TO OPEN A STRIP CLUB.
Is there a pathology to this? Is there a type of person that posts on /biz/ who thinks these types of businesses are in any way profitable or worth the personal investment?
Horny people the internet is full of them
So I've somehow managed to hit gold with a Kickstarter. I'm intending on turning this into a legitimate business, so I've got a question; how do you approach store chains to sell your product with them? I'm thinking things like Hot Topic or Think Geek or maybe even Barnes and Noble.
Aren't there brokerage firms and conventions/expos for this?
if that's your product just do the con circuit you'll get to travel the world make money and meet tons of furiends :3
>>1063127
yiff in hell furshit
I have a lot of down time (5+ hours a day) that I want to use to make money. I don't have anything but the internet. What are some things I can do to make money? I have no skills.
>>1062256
I know it sounds a bit extreme, but get out of the house and get a job?
>>1062258
I already have a job. I want something that I can kind of work at by myself. Like I just want to be able to work on something whenever I want.
>I have no skills.
Amazon mTurk
Is there any reliable ways to tell if a company is going to be around for a while? Are there metrics someone on the outside can use to tell how they are doing financially?
Like a lot of tech startups give pretty good offers, but they may not even be around tomorrow. I'm talking private businesses, not publicly traded ones obviously.
Also, if a company goes under, do you get any forewarning as an employee or does the boss just come up one day and say fuck off?
This is exactly why I work for the government.
>>1062235
Well, a big indicator of the business being in trouble is when payroll slips. If that ever happens, get your resume out immediately.
Every firing/layoff that I've experienced has been very sudden. However, none were near death, only on a long slide towards it.
Don't wait for management to tell you anything. They've already made their decision so there's no point in dealing with you until the day the company crashes or you're shown the door.
>>1062235
I have a measure, but it's proprietary. Definitely not broadcasting it on /biz/
>doctors work really hard
Where did this urban legend originate from?
My doc smokes weed and drives a cayman. Even though the average moralfag would be triggered by this type of behavior and immediately start a petition on change.org, he told me a lot of docs are not too different than him and have a lot of "secret hobbies" the public would simply freak out if they found out. Is this true?
The sad truth anon, is that this one doctor is representative of the entire US medical practice.
It's all a sham, and yes, you've been lied to.
Time to start buying ethereum.
>>1061427
No, buy Dogecoin instead.
>>1061419
>my doctor drives a 25k USD used car
so what?
Recommend me a broker guys, fees low so they won't eat away all my money, fairly low minimum deposit. I've heard pic related is good but I don't need their quality services, looking for something more basic.
>>1064435
They are good.
Are you a daytrader?
If you're just passively investing then $2 per trade won't matter too much when you're buying one or twice a month.
>>1064447
Not a day trader, couple times a month seems about right.
>>1064447
Also, TD charges 10, which is big enough to matter for me.
Right now ether is getting shilled to the fucking moon on the interweb. please DON'T fall for it, you are making some russian nerds rich, who are going to virtually throat fuck you. Keep this thread alive so everyone won't maybe fall for this ether~shit.
>>1061083
Stay poor and mad. The price will go up for a straight month before you'll see a week where it doesn't rise.
This thread you made is the contrarian indicator that lets smart people know this shit is headed to the moon.
What is ethereum
http://youtu.be/j23HnORQXvs
Ethereum on BBC technology
http://youtu.be/aGYmNidVLWY
Ethereum explained in 100 seconds
http://youtu.be/eRDKP8nCVtU
/biz/ hates Ethereum because it's extremely complicated, and there's nothing that compares to it in finance or undergraduate economics. This triggers /biz/'s classical insecurities about their education, wall street quants, technical trading, silicon valley, and HFT all at once, and in general makes them feel stupid
Every post about ethereum on this forum is either shilling or insecurity at this point
What are the potential gains from breeding a black russian terrier once a year?
Each pup sells for $2,000+.
Litter size is said to be between 6-12.
What are the legitimate upkeep costs of feeding the dog, shots, etc?
Each breeder I've known has not been wealthy and have smelled like shit. Might as well be a farmer. Their businesses sustained themselves well.
I think you really have to like the lifestyle. Or, you have to be really lonely ;)
>>1064885
>7 months single
So lonely bruh.
On the bright side, I can beat anyone in arm wrestling though.
Your comment didn't really answer shit though, can I get a less retarded answer?
My parents breed dogs.
They make ok money.
Lots of fucking weird people try to buy pets. Sell carefully. Make sign solid contract. Spay/Neuter guarantee or you'll have competition on your hands.
Have fun with all the dog shit and barking.
Wageslave here, finally paid off my 70k student loans at the end of last year. Over the last couple years Ive also maxed out my work 401k (in target fund 2050) and RothIRA -- I just followed the reddit memes and kept my head down clearing my debt.
where should I go from here? I have like 3k extra a month and zero knowledge or direction on where to start.
buy a boat
How old you is nigga?
>Where do I go from here?
A) Buy nice things for yourself
B) Open a brokerage account and buy stocks.
C) Buy an investment property and get tenants. Have a management company look after it for you. They usually take 10% off the top.
>>1064131
buy guns ammo and gold and land
Serious question : why do the American markets close?
Informational latency is as mitigated as it will ever be, the infastructure to run 24 hour markets is in place, and America is big enough for liquidity to never get too thin.
Hard mode? Don't say:
>"Traders want to go home"
>"big money wants to trade Tokyo/London/W/e"
Redpill me on 9:30-16:00 /biz/antines
https://www.quora.com/Why-isnt-the-trading-day-for-stocks-24-hours
>>1063538
Because they are stuck in the past. Next question.
>>1063538
You should purchase Ethereum!
Also they close because fuck you!
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Is living in a cheap campervan a liability or an asset?
>>1063108
Depends if you're cooking meth out of ot or not
>>1063110
Mobile casino with blackjack and hookers? Profits.
Just don't get arrested. Those ladyboys don't need that.
>>1063108
http://youtu.be/beuolvPd6KY
http://www.forbes.com/sites/laurashin/2016/01/26/how-will-bitcoin-technology-go-mainstream-an-analysis-of-5-strategies/#2e63ddb33c31
What will you say to your future children when they ask you why you didn't invest in the future foundation of the decentralised internet when you had the chance?
>>1064058
Sorry I don't click on random links to articles and youtube videos on the chans. Nothing against you personally.
>>1064071
T. Future poor person.
just watched it ;)
all praise our glorious leader!
Would taking LSD make me better in business? Steve Job said it was only after he took LSD he started getting all his ideas. Is there anything to do it in that business regard
>>1064679
Well that must be it OP. You just haven't taken enough LSD, that's why you're not any good at business, rich, successful with women, etc.
>>1064679
Nah, I took LSD a lot of times and I the only revelation I had was how shoddily constructed mobile homes were.
Mobile homes are rotting, cheap constructions of toxic adhesives, particle board and rusty ass steel. They rot, rust, mold, every kind of deteriorating effect possible for a structure hits trailers harder than anything else. The carpet is shit. It's seriously like mobile homes are designed to breed mold and mildew, roaches, rats and fungus and oxidation than they are to house humans. Like they're made to make people sick They are made to such shit standards.
But when I came out of the trip, I learned it's really not that bad. They're put together as best they can be with the compromise that they are road-mobile, thus, light-weight.
Other times I just thought I could taste colors or see smells, no marketable ideas at all.
The lead singer of Pink Floyd took LSD for years and then old turned to mush
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let's suppose i pay with a credit card on-line and do not enter my name, it doesn't even ask me to enter it, but the number of the card, the expiration date and the cvv code
does the company whom i paid still know my name from my bank? it sucks if it's so
pic random
Getting that dildo you always wanted?
>>1064608
Probably bought $1000 worth of Ethereum on his parents credit card.
you are both wrong, albeit i like the first idea :3
so, anybody knows the answer? it's actually a serious privacy problem if you unknowingly leave your real name in every on-line shop or on-line game or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfrRzW-Yqog
Brilliant marketing if you ask me
>Excessively stupid video granting them tons of shares and views on social media, basically free advertisement
>Libetard willing to talk shit about trump on video for little to no compensation
>Make t-shirts and hoodies for like $1 in China
>???
>Profit
$23 for a mere $2 shirt is pretty nice profit margin, 5 americunts buy, you net $100 shieeeeeeeeeeet.
Do americans really wobble their heads around like that all the time when they're talking?
>>1063366
Is this a pro-Trump video?
