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How do i become rich fast as possible ?
incase you haven't guessed...
>buy ethereum
>>1086972
Suck penis.
>cmd+f "deutsche bank"
>0 results
Why aren't you jumping into the greatest moneymaking potential of 2016 /biz/?
It's right there in front of you.
>investing in Middle Eastern banks
Fiat is over
Crypto is here
Join the biggest transfer of wealth in modern history before it is too late
Btc eth nxt doge ltc vpn factom
>>1086969
Yea there looking into blockchain technology to be specific ethereum..
Oh I'm not joking either, such a retarded coincidence the price explodes when banks get shit on.
is cloudmining ether a good idea?
100 GH/s
26 USD/month
for example?
>>1086952
Im doing exactly that with genesis mining a very reputable company. But as another anon in the other thread they appear to have sold out of ether mining capacity.
What other companies offer ether mining contracts?
>>1086956
was it profitable?
saged and report everysingle etherum bot, stop fucking with biz with your ponzi scheme fuck u all
![Lying_on_your_resume[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YAw2eR0.png "Lying_on_your_resume[1].png")
Tips on lying your fucking ass off on your resume?
I've got my foot in the door with seven months as OSP drafter engineer, but with no degree and no other relevant exp yet I feel like I need a boost to my chances in getting a new job.
>>1086951
bump
>>1086951
Remember that lying in any way provable can result in termination with cause (which prevents you from collecting unemployment and etc)
Now that the disclaimer is out of the way...
Research what the job does. Try to find common problems/issues they have so that you have some conversation fodder.
An undercover cop trick is 'that one story' where you tell a story that's bullshit with heart, so people who should know better believe it. You're gonna want a 'that one story'...
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>>1086951
Good luck. In meetings, conversation, and work generally everyone there will smell your lack of education
http://blogs.barrons.com/techtraderdaily/2016/02/09/twitter-citi-charts-possible-user-decline-in-q4/
Hey guys, just wanted to remind you that dot com bubble 2.0 is upon us so feel free to sell off all your FANG shit and panic. Alright, that's all I've got, take it easy!
You know, now that I think about it, I DO have an actual question:
How come LinkedIn and Tableau can send out earnings forecasts that aren't great and their value gets fucking TORCHED, but worthless shit like Twitter reports that it's even more worthless before and no one bats an eyelash?
>>1086954
Twitter is something I've noticed a bunch of fucking moron teenagers use. The vest thing to happen was for me to buy these contracts for a strike at $14 on TWTR because twitter is one of those cyclical technologies that disappear with the generations maturity.
>>1086954
Because it's main income stream is selling user data to the NSA and GCHQ via Palantirs PRISM program
I recently got hired at a firm that required an associates degree and minimum of 4 years experience, neither of which I have. I explained in my cover letter why I thought I'd be a good fit in spite of that and it got my foot in the door. During the interview, they asked if I'd be willing to go for that associates degree. I asked them if they could teach me on the job. They said yes but that is have to pay and there would be no degree involved since they aren't a university.
I came from a minimum wage job where I made about $1200 per month. Here I make...
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Having to pay to become a trainee sounds ludicrous to me.
>>1086912
Besides that, for that amount of money you might as well go to a university. It's an absolute ripoff.
I forgot to mention:after the first 2 weeks, he hasn't taught me anything. I've been there for 2 months but the contact includes "supervision of my progress. "
What does one call the practice of buying stuff significantly below the market price on online auctions which received little attention (often using special software to search for such items), and then selling it at the market price somewhere else?
>>1086871
arbitrage
>>1086871
arbitrage
it's literally older than prostitution
Judaism
Which exchange is objectively better and why? Fees? Thanks.
Poloniex. Kraken seems to shit the bed at critical times.
But i wouldn't know I use neither
>>1086870
Bring the jarrito, that jar of olives and that big ass over here, girl
I got an interview at an appliance store in an hour.
I am going to be a wage slave.
Witness me.
I like the confidence. Be friendly and smile. Stress that you're punctual and don't miss days.
you're dependable.
consistent
reliable
and above all else professional.
>>1086827
nice post, go get them warboy
Hey /biz/ I'm looking for a BOOK with this same image but the person is a robot and muscular, thanks
With a 80s era style blue and pink
The Babysitter's Club
Good time to get in?
>>1086756
Yeah, but get out before Elon Muskys bubble bursts. That's all he's good at. Jumping from bubble to bubble, blowing new bubbles when there aren't any to be found.
>>1086756
I don't know. Is it fucking 2005?
>>1086816
No, it is not.
Does Jim Crammer fucking snort lines of cocaine for breakfast?
>>1086735
Probably. Considering how easy he is to influence, how fucking erratic and delusional he is. All the signs of a crack whore.
>>1086735
Yes, I don't think he even knows what he's talking about these days.
I still read his article every morning though.
>>1086735
he sprinkles it on his oatmeal in the morning like it's sugar
Tired of working blue collar guys how do i into rich? Company i work for matches 11% on 401k how do i into 401k?
>>1086731
Put in as much as they match. That's easy retirement money.
Rearrange your finances so you are frugal without being cheap. Save until you have 6 months emergency fund. After that, split your extra money into investments and savings.
The split between investments/savings should depend on your age and health.
Assuming you are young healthy, save 25% and put 75% into investments.
The breakdown of your investments should be (assuming young and healthy), 40% mutual funds. 40% stocks (don't...
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>>1086755
Thanks for the informative reply and yeah i am young and healthy..how much is 6 months emergency fund like 6k? As far as mutual funds and such is all that through my 401k provider or a different broker
>>1086755
>telling people to go near bonds in this environment
>arbitrary allocation between mf and etf, of which ones like VTI are completely interchangeable with their mutual fund counterpart
The rest of your advice is only half terrible so I guess you get a C-
While trading some commodities I noticed how the market suddenly became extraordinary volatile at around 8.30 AM EST - Someone explain an amateur trader? Thanks
>>1086709
always check whats going on in terms of news before you trade. if you're an amateur and don't know how to trade news then it is best to stay out of the market at these times as they are usually volatile and fast moving. Yellen said some shit about the US economy and the markets responded.
Here's a site that has major news releases:
http://www.myfxbook.com/forex-economic-calendar
Something something ftse doyche bank
>>1086716
>http://www.myfxbook.com/forex-economic-calendar
Thank you
What would you recommend in terms of general news updates?
Also, how significantly are oil and commodities such as gold and silver correlated? When oil goes they seem to go up
i have a simple question
how old are you guys and when did you start trading?
16 or something. Yep, it was Bitcoin.
>>1086692
26.
20.
20 and just starting
