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The fuck is this chip shit? I think this proves we're in the mandela effect because its everywhere now and people are acting like its been a thing forever
My card has had that since the mid 2000s wtf are you smoking
>>1141928
In the timeline I'm from we didnt have it, we only 'swiped'
>>1141926
All of my cards have chips, and all of the local stores have chip readers, but they freak out if you try to use them.
The last time I bought groceries, the card reader told me to put the card in the reader to scan the chip. The checkout person freaked out when I did, and all of the registers locked up at once.
If they didn't want me to put my card in the slot, they shouldn't have told me to do so in the on screen instructions.
The new word is that ETH will peak a few hours after homestead and then it will crash to about 1/2 current value. I would suggest selling tommorow after homestead.
It's already crashing kek
>>1141761
"The word" from where lol? You gotta be subtler when you shill.
>>1141765
Just a little "analysis" from the big dogs. I figure I would let my favorite board know so some neets could make a few bucks.
Rent House
Run small 4 man video game development company from the garage
Owner gets house evaluated, some random friend of the person doing the evaluating comes along.
This random extra guy walks though the house and sees my company in the garage.
He asks what we do, after I tell him he revels he is an investor looking to expand into our industry and that he made 100m last year.
Now he wants to have a meeting in like 2 days.
The guy all checks out and I have no experience with investors, what do /biz/?
>>1141600
Its to much info to get through, I need a shortlist major points to cover, I only have like a day or two to prepare.
>>1141600
it's two days until the meeting, i doubt he has enough time to read a bunch of books.
Watch Shark Tank and be prepared to answer the questions they usually get.
>tfw have so fucking much ETH that buying in that dip would have been a waste of my time
feels good to literally be made a millionaire because of /biz/. hilarious, really.
>>1141520
spend some of your millions learning to write coherently.
grats man...i barely have any.....
0xbb9e8ea81697ac5b08efbd9f577fa3766bff0508
ETH is worth, what 14x what is was when you could have bought in.
To have made a million dollars on ETH you would have had to invest over $70,000 in it, best-case.
Either you took an utterly idiotic risk with a bizarre amount of liquid capital or ETH was only a small part of an existing portfolio close to $1m. Either way it's no rags to riches story.
Last chance to get cheap ETH may just be happening. All aboard. Last stop the moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVc_tOyIz3g
>>1141453
but earlier you said i was late for the train
>>1141453
YOU ARE ONE OF THE FAGGOTS THAT SAID THAT I SHOULD BUY AT $14 BECAUSE IT WILL KEEP GOING UP. FUCK YOU.
>>1141462
ETH is one big pump and dump.
>>1141469
>buying at the top
>mfw
Things are always dumped after massive releases, cryptos aren't an exception to this, your fault for not researching what you spend your money on.
> tfw eth shills were right since the beginning
What is the next memecrypto going to the moon ?
none
lisk will go to the clouds at most
Ive made more money trading stocks than eth has risen since january.
People unironically spend hours shilling it too.
>>1141356
Then you deserve to derail this thread
What have you been trading? Wins and losses
Could I theoretically sell homes in heaven? It would basically be selling a laminated card.
>>1141224
Why are you asking a question which is impossible to answer?
I love the way you think.
>>1141228
Would I get thrown in jail for fraud?
I started selling a small number of products 36 days ago... I've made over $1920 profit - $2380 total. Please do what I do... you can build it up so quickly
>>1141094
I don't know what I would have to sell other than some Chinese alarm-clocks or some other bullshit.
Which country are you from?
Hi Biz, I'm thinking about getting a £15,000 personal loan to invest. I've found a number of investment schemes that guarantee 8% net returns. So here's my maths:
8% monthly return on 15k = £100
Cost of a 15k personal loan monthly = £271
Personal cost to me = £171 per month
I therefore loan 15k and it only costs me £10,260 over 5 years. Thus meaning that I've made just under £1,000 per year... For free.
Is this a good strategy biz?
No, a good strategy would be to throw everything into eth and head for the moon.
Up
What investment schemes give a guaranteed 8% in the UK? That's really good.
This is the summer of the hoverboard, the fad has taken root, early adapters have brought it to the mainstream and it's poised to explode- figuratively . So Biz the question is how are we going to make money?
Here is my tenuous plan-
Find retail spot on the boardwalk.
Buy them in bulk from a chinese factory for 120 bucks a pop and sell them for about 385.
Should I also consider doing rentals as well?
My friend has a friend that is a drug dealer and he bought $80,000 worth of these things to resell in Canada.
>>1140975
Who's on vacation looking for hover boards?
>>1140977
How are they moving? Have any blown up?
>literally knew about ethereum in December and thought it was a meme
Just fucking kill me
>>1140927
It is a meme, bro. That doesn't mean you can't make money off retarded bagholders though.
>he missed the train again
>>1140927
>literally knew about bitcoin when it was pennies
i know that feel
>Stockpicking and daytrading is a meme
>Only long term investing for me here!
Do people in here ACTUALLY believe this? LMAO!!!
>>1140841
Yes people tend to side with empirical evidence.
>>1140857
>Empirical evidence
Then explain to me how professional investors and hedge funds make such shopping returns year after year.
>>1140841
long term investing with index funds is a viable strategy for anyone
stock picking depends on the strategy, most don't beat the market and any that succeed might not last when the market changes
http://www.cnbc.com/2015/06/26/index-funds-trounce-actively-managed-funds-study.html
the only successful amateur day traders were autistic savants who used algorithms to find the regular automated trades use by big funds or something, no one here is like that, especially not the shills pushing technical analysis
I'm 27 and I'm going to get an inheritance of ~£300k (~$430k) this year.
I also have £40k (~$57k) in shares which I don't want to touch because they are in a tax free ISA, which I can only add back £15k a year once I withdraw it.
What do I do with this money? Real estate? Index fund? Start a business? Most interest efficient back account?
buy ethereum
>>1140802
Don't know enough about crypto currencies.
>>1140806
What's there to know? You put money in and money comes back out. It's like an ATM that gives you unlimited cash.
Why can banks create money out of thin air back again?
If the economy is all about trade, and money is merely a tool to quantitize those trades and make them more practical, and if all money comes from work, then why can banks make loans out of thin air?
>>1140634
wouldnt you print money out of thin air too, if wagekuks would let you get away with it?
>>1140638
This. Why do you think all these cryptos have sprung up? Someone realized they can act like central banks and just create currencies as long as they get some dummies to buy in on it. The technical features are just selling points to distract people from their main goal of generating wealth out of thin air.
Banks can't make money out of thin air, only central banks can
Hi /biz/!
I make video/photo. I shoot and edit everything myself, mostly corporate video and events.
I live in a shitty country (sPAIN) where is difficult to charge more than 600€ for a vÃdeo.
As everyone here, i m looking my way to retire at 40something...
> INB4: I know, 236€ in the bank ≠retirement
More details:
- I do not waste money in superficial stuff
- I'm a good looking guy, well dressed too
- I can act like a a normie / I'm far from being one
- I make music, musician is my (STUPID)...
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>>1140474
>charges 600€ for video
>236€ in bank account
>claims to not waste money on superficial stuff
>>1140474
33 years old is pretty late to retire at 50 that's for sure.
Maybe you will be able to retire at 65 if you are lucky. Assuming you work two jobs.
>>1140482
Also to add to this your skills are shit.
Learn how to program or do something with technology. Also keep track of your expenses try to spend less then 5€ a day on yourself in terms of food. Get used to living like that for at least the next 20 years.
