robinhood.com

really though you're most likely better off just putting your money into a mutual fund

>>1373687
could you explain why?
i have around 2k im wanting to invest and just want to know more

>>1373781
Robinhood has no fees. Etrade costs $10 per trade so it takes $20 from your profits every time. Unless you put in 10k and get free trades for a while.

No one on this board will tell you to go to a real broker

Either 2017 or 2018.

It won't be as bad as 08 though.

Yea fucking realtors, I want a 80k house that is selling for 150k because of the market.

>>1373814
Try living in Australia, where a small house out in the country with almost no land costs $300,000.

I'm not here too often but even I have seen this before so I'll assume it's a regular thing.

Been there. Parents were quite wealthy until I was about 6 years old and they got divorced which cost my dad his job for certain reasons and my mom is overly religious claiming god would provide so she refused to get a job.

Both of them filed bankruptcy by the time I was 7 and we lived in section 8 housing until I finally moved out at 18.

There's really nothing you can do, they have to make that decision on their own. I've tried multiple times to help my parents with financial sense, even signing my mom up as a trusted user on one of my credit cards so...
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>>1373622
Leave them. Burn the bridge down and don't come back to them. Start your own life. ask yourself, in 5 years from now, are you going to continue bitching about them, or are you going to have already accepted this as part of you and started you're own life doing what you desire to do.

>>1373569
What's your LSAT?

>>1373569
Given an equally good LSAT score, 100%.
Doing well in law school and getting recruited by biglaw is a completely different matter.

None. Admissions will think you are a crazy SJW.

20 yo business administration majors
just kidding

Salespeople

Get it out of your head that great ideas come from anywhere. Even science and academia is all about standing on the shoulders of giants. There might be a novel approach or a new proof, but Einstien didn't just shit relativity out of thin air.
In business even more so. Your not going to get anywhere in life trying to come up with great ideas. Sure, tell everyone your mediocre idea is brilliant, but them put the real effort into excecution. Great ideas are the oldest meme there is.

>>1373558
>Great ideas are the oldest meme there is.
>said on a website, posted from a computer, using electricity, to transfer language, to a screen atop my desk connected to another screen.

why are u asking us? im sure they have an investor relations phone number on the website. if u dont know what that is. you shouldn't be buying peices of companies

bump, would love to have any advice.

>>1373504
RUN THE COMPANY THROUGH THE NASDAQ DOZEN.

>>1373454
>Im poor, and cant afford things I want
>I want more money for what I do.

>>1373584
yeah, like food

>>1373584
The thing is, that's a completely reasonable position if your current wages are literally less than what you would need to cover basic living expenses, but I can't find any evidence that you need $15/hr to do that, which is what the Tumblrinas are claiming.

Completely depends on your location, circumstances and local law. Contact a professional.

>>1373314
amerikkka
joint bank account (just a regular ol account)
and im not hiring a "professional"

>>1373313

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>1373237
>I'm planning to make a website

lol. good luck.

>>1373237
>- authorization through social networks
>- optional anonymity (users can be either anonymous or not)

How can you authorize through social network and yet have anonymity?

>>1373241
>you authorize
>you post anonymously

You are authorized by your IP anyway.

>>1373181
>I will never be this much of a pleb

Feels fucking great

>>1373181
Recruitment Will allow u tobstart a biz in 2-3 y

>>1374989
how?

>>1372979

Why the emphasis on dividends?

>>1372979
Maybe do that after the financial collapse brough to us by a german bank that will not be named? You know that there could be a next 2008 any minute now, right?

>>1373007

I like the idea of passively getting income, hopefully when I can retire I can live off them

>>1373009
I was planning on doing it at the end of this month... I'm not too experienced in investing, would you say this is imminent as in within a month, or imminent as in within a year?

No OP! Never too late! I'm in the same boat, different major (business administration). If you can understand the algorithms, code semantics, and the math (look up discrete math), and, most important, study your ass off, it's very possible. I'm pulling it off, and use most of my time in it (i.e., no time to bullshit/socialize). Go for it. Don't give up. Work really hard. Good luck OP.

>>1372942
How do you know you'll land a job afterwards? How do you know the pay will be worth it?

>>1372928
>He goes back to college in his thirties in order to better his future.
>The fucking Skeleton War begins, and all able bodied males are drafted into the military.
>The following depression leaves no jobs, ruining America, "The land of oppurtunity"
>OP looks back at his decision and wonders if he made the correct one.

lol billionaires don't have time to browse some shit board like /biggots/. we're mostly neets and plebs here.

>>1372798
Hi, Warren Buffet here, I browse /biz/ daily. Invest in Trump Coin for rapid ROI. Good day.

>>1372802

Want me to suck your cock?

>>1372722
Wait until after financial crash, buy the dip of the S&P.

Buy nxt

Invest it into Africa

You could do it based on the dollar too for 15%

Sup /biz/

I found a high interest 2 year Ponzi scheme with an 18% interest rate based on the GBP.

The GBP's inflation rate is at only .3% so this is all raw cash.

Does /biz/ want it?

>>1372677
which country's dollar?