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Can Anyone in the engineering industry tell me if it is worth getting a masters degree (in terms of job prospects)? I'm nearing the end of a mech engineering degree.
No. Geta degree in big data or//oror// statistics
>>1231724
Well it's too late now. I'm almost finished.
>tfw interview for public sector internship in less than two hours
If I pull this off, I'm set for life!
Go get 'em anon, you deserve the best!
All good?
>no response yet
i hope he didnt end himself
What are your thoughts on property investment
I very much believe in it, but only if it's done correctly. The upside is great, but the downside is that it takes more effort to learn about it and people tend to get more emotional about real estate than other investments and it reduces their effectiveness.
That being said, I'm in the US, so ymmv when investing in other countries. And some (like China, Canada, and AUS) are outright blacklisted in my mind since they're in heavy bubble territory.
>>1231624
It's a meme
>>1231624
Depreciating asset for most with huge expenses
>you earn £ 25,000 per year
What do you do to get girls?
>you earn £ 250,000 per year
What do you do to get girls?
>you earn £ 2.5 million per year
What do you do to get girls?
smash your mum init, loads of value
>>1231613
mistery method lol
>>1231613
>25,000/year
hope you're charismatic and good looking
>250,000
just get a decent car and dress sharp, being charismatic and good looking will help too
>2,500,000
girls will come to you
Hi /biz/
What's the best way for me to invest $10,000?
Oil
>>1231602
gold
Oily gold
I'll give you serious, thoughtful business advice while I look for a job
post em
>>1231583
Some unemployed NEET is gonna give me business advice? Don't make me laff.
instead of work a job, I study business. I don't watch tv or play videogames
I'm more qualified than you
>>1231586
>study
So at an actual university? NEET stands for Not in Education, Employment, or Training. If you're a student, you're not a NEET. Or do you just read books and claim you're an expert?
where does your money go after you die?
>>1231541
The Jews, because I'm unable to protect it
>>1231541
I'll have it buried with me so that I can go to rich people heaven.
To whoever killed me in battle. Isn't that how it always works?
Tell me about this "big data" meme and how I can get a job as a "data analyst".
>>1231505
Learn SQL, Python, and take a data analytics course. You could probably do all this in 2 weeks.
>earn 20K more per year
>>1231512
Make sure to exaggerate your experience of course, and be able to make a case for it.
Your job after that is to not get fired then. If you get a position where you're the only analytics guy, you've lucked out.
>>1231512
How much math is needed to be a data analyst? I was under the impression that you need to know calculus, linear algebra, and advanced statistics to be competent.
Is Keynesian Economics the worst meme to date?
>debt
>spending will fix this!
I've been told that Keynesian economics only advocates low taxes and aggressive spending in a recession, and high taxes with conservative spending during economic surges.
Of course the government is stuck in low taxes and aggressive spending full time. What worries me is I never see Keynesians bitch about this, only right wing schools.
>>1231491
It's a medium-long term ponzi scheme, use the new generation of taxpayers to pay for benefit of the old ones.
The great part about it is that it enables stability because the government can control their people economically by providing safety nets.
This leads to huge profits as they're exploit third world labor due to low levels of conflict and eventually control everything.
The financial system is so interlinked now, that billions become victim in the never ending effort to pay off previous debts.
>>1231508
>low taxes
>save up more than 50 thousand
>decide to invest for the first time
>lose it in a single day
I've already called the suicide hotline 3 times. I'm thinking about killing myself There is no going back from this.
What did you gamble I mean invest in goyim
go away iHaz
>>1231329
Ouch.
What in the lords name did you invest it all in?
/biz/ how do I stop being a lazy faggot?
I recognize and accept that I have a procrastination problem. My mom enabled me by letting me be a NEET after I finished high school. Sure its comfy to not do anything but I'm sick of it. I want to grow up and discipline myself to actually accomplish something. Currently working a shitty wagecuck job but I think if I apply myself and put forth more effort I could do better for myself. Maybe I could get around to writing that novel series of mine and make a few bucks from it.
Surely I'm not the only one on this...
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>>1231260
Testosterone.
>>1231260
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning,...
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Holy shiet,
I'm in this exact position. I only get 16-26 hours of work a month as I live in a small town and every penny I earn goes to my parents as rent. I also don't have a license or access to a car so I couldn't even get a job in the city. I've been thinking of joining the military. If you're canadian wanna join with me?
How expendable is the average employee? "Just Over Broke" wageslaves with no college degree deserve to be trimmed from the bottom line, right? Why aren't you offshoring or automating positions at every single opportunity?
>Why aren't you offshoring or automating positions at every single opportunity?
Because then there would be no one to buy our crap.
>>1231186
Considering most people are overeducated for the average job nowadays, I'd say very.
Personally it depends on industry though.
Not a good time to be a wageslave nowadays.
Personally, I'm working the family business and day trading on the side.
I'd probably kill myself if I was salaried and had to work overtime for an employer at some shitty office job.
If you have a choice, don't go the wageslave route.
Also, in terms of Pajeet opportunities, I was strongly...
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>>1231186
You're trying so damn hard to be edgy/evil you come off as an 80s cartoon villain.
>>1231198
>If you have a choice, don't go the wageslave route.
No fucking shit? Can you tell me the sky is blue next? Seriously, nobody ever woke up and said "I want to be a retail/fast food clerk when I grow up". It just happens, usually due to a combination of poor circumstances and lack of ambition.
>hey anon you sure are good with money, can you help balance my boyfriend, Terrance's budget? And mine too, if you want to be so kind.
>>1231156
Yeah, sure that'll be 2% of your combined income for the management fee.
>>1231161
>how about a hug instead?
>>1231156
Just buy Ethereum and keep all your money in that.
I recently got a $6k raise after increasing net income by over $180,000. Also, I don't get bonused out.
Am I wrong to feel unsatisfied by this?
>>1231119
I think so. I mean, they're not going to give you the full amount that you increased. If you're that unsatisfied, just get another job. Quite frankly, employers are cheapasses, so even if you do well, they might not give you anything (since it's considered your "job" in the first place). At least you got something.
>>1231119
If you can prove that you raised it by 180k the rule is you should get 10%. Any company that can make more money from you should invest in keeping you. Fully document what you have done and save it for the next job out there. Or stay there and do another improvement for the company and then move to another company after they give you a raise. So if said job is paying you 50. They give you 56k for the current 180k increase.. then next year you you do another 180k for another 6k. Wait till you get that first paycheck...
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>>1231119
>$6k raise
That's actually too generous.
How do I make money from title? Can I perhaps, just learn how to breed some terrifying thing in a spare room then sell it's kids for profit?
Go to trade shows. Thats where the money is.
>>1231183
i know nothing whatsoever about it though, just struggling for money. if it means having a room filled with horrible shit like this then fuck it, i'll do it, but that's as much as i know about it. when i was a kid i knew a dude whose sole job was to breed and sell lizards and snakes, which he did at home, big house, nice area, nice car blah etc. is it worth looking into?
>>1231216
I guess.
I think there are just better options.
Like a trade or something.
I used to manage a pet store. The good money is in rare reptiles and rare birds. I'd say go for reptiles, birds take a lot of special care and can easily die.
