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How to become an escort agent, Anon? Experiences? It's legal in where I live, by the way.
Find a pimp
>>1249979
You mean a "pimp"? Just call it what it is. I was one and can reply if that's what you mean.
>>1249985
"Hi, I will be your new rival if you'd be kind enough to teach me the job, nice to meet you!"
Starting my first job in July at 22 years. Any tips on how to live the employed life? How do I make friends with colleagues? Any books on management (will have to manage two people in my department).
Also how should I invest my income? I'm reckoning that I could put aside maybe 15-18k € after taxes. Should I look into stocks, ETFs bonds?
>>1249936
>What do?
Identify who's who. Who holds decision power to promote you? Be close to them. Make friends with at least one person in HR. They have information that you might find useful.
>How do?
Small talk will get you farther than you think. /biz/ consensus is that general dick sucking will too. Prioritise whatever your immediate bosses (and whomever is above them) tells you to do. Everything else can wait.
As for investment,...
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solid advice thread ovah
>>1249936
m8 your pic related was filmed prior to your birth
go fuck yourself
>tfw 508 credit score
>tfw discovering i failed a class the day after walking across stage for college graduation
>i already spent two extra years in undergrad
>another year with no career while friends begin lives
Who else no hope here?
>As if your life only begins after college, if and only if you complete college.
Retake the class and stop being a faggot.
Stop thinking everything must be so strictly regimented and occur in perfect sequence or else you are doomed to failure.
>>1249931
That's a pretty shitty situation, try finishing school abroad to spice things up a bit.
>>1249940
Pretty much this. I'm in a similar situation. All my friends graduated in 2014, I needed an extra semester but failed that too. I'm finally going back this fall.
I prefer to see the bright side of it: I get another chance to go out and get laid and have a fun college experience. There is truly no other environment like university, so many passionate and smart people. Real life is way worse, everyone is stupid and hopeless. I felt hopeless too when I first failed out but now I'm just glad to be...
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I have been selling cars for 2 years now and I absolutely hate it. What can a college dropout do to make comparable money ($3k-$5k) a month while working a normal 40 hour work week?
>>1249867
Buy cryptocoins and wait!
>>1249867
As a job where you get to sit on your ass for most of the day and talk? Probably nothing - only entrepreneurship can get you to those figures.
If you're good at selling cars why don't you team up with a mechanic where you buy used cars, he fixes them up, you sell it, and split the profits. Maybe you'll light your passion for it once most of the money goes to your pocket instead of the owner of the place.
Just out of curiosity, what exactly do you hate about your job?
Ask the son of somebody who owned a ten story apartment building in the Detroit ghettos from 2005-2009 anything.
>>1249864
Do you hate niggers now?
>>1249864
How many horror movies could be shot in those buildings?
>>1249864
Can you put all glass block in a ten story building?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aFo_BV-UzI
How do I become as good as Donald Trump? If I could bullshit that much I would be rich too by now.
>>1249754
find an outrageous cause
>flat earth
>the jews did it
>9/11 = bush
defend it for months and be better at BS everyday
>>1249754
No you wouldnt
He had millions to start and got even more inherited
Plenty of car salesmen on his level and they arent rich
>>1249760
>flat earth
>implying that is outrageous
Does /biz/ know any companies that specialize in professional shilling:
i.e. they use sock puppet accounts to create the illusion that a product or service is useful or desirable + keep threads and the like bumped?
Would be extremely interested in this for ah ... research purposes ...
>>1249356
It's the core of every MLM scheme.
>>1249423
Give me names anon, I need names to hire someone good
>>1249426
You're an idiot.
I deliver pizzas, part time. It's shit. I have to wear a fucking black armoured tarpaulin under the sun and sweat myself to death while avoiding drivers who hate delivery guys from crippling me.
I need ~400€ / month, don't give a shit if underpaid hourly, I just want to make it myself under my own conditions.
I have a car.
I thought I could buy and sell stuff on ebay/priceminister-rakuten/french eq of craigslist but I don't know where to begin
I also know how to make websites on several stacks (*NIX-Apache/nginx-SQL/Mongo-Django/Node)...
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>>1249315
There are many new families created every year globally. If you are a Eurofag considr buying cheap old beat up furniture, making simple repairs, stain or paint and resell on Craigslist for 200% mark up. You can do that part time while you deliver pizzas. I make about $400US per month reselling mid century modern / danish modern pieces while I have a daily wage cuck job. Old people die off and give away basic furniture (I specialize in desks, dressers) and new families are trying to save money and buy classic furniture...
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>remplis ton DSE et envoie le eu CROUS
>obtient une bourse et un logement dans laquelle l'électricité est comprise dans les charges
>achète des GPU sur leboncoin et ebay pour miner de l'ETH
>crame l'électricité du CROUS
>crame les GPU
>finis ton master pendant que ton mineur tourne
>revend le matos d'occasion au même prix que ce que...
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>>1249433
That's kinda fighting against IKEA which is hard but it may work, thanks for the idea
Although my only room for a workshop is my attic, 4th floor without a lift
>>1249436
My rent isn't that high, living with GF (inb4 REEEEE) and we have a good housing allowance, also in september I'll get my CROUS scholarship hence why I don't really need more than 400€
How do I be like the young bill gates and study / work for 36 hours in a row?
buy someone else's product and claim it as your own
>>1249313
This. The guy found a untouched gold mine when he bought DOS.
>>1249302
It was a different time with far less distractions. No Netflix, TV games, YouTube, porn was less available as well.
Let's be real: if Bill Gates were born in like the 1990s he'd be on 4chan shit posting with the rest of us (assuming someone else made Windows)
>mfw selling my dirty underwears, socks and t-shirts to degenerate homos
Should I just find a job and become a wageslave?
>>1249232
Nah that sounds like the dream job famelam
how much does your undies retail for and what average sales per month?
>>1249262
I started a week ago. So far I earned 50 euros which isn't much but I'm slowling building my clientele.
I'm pretending to be a black alpha male.
I will be receiving a bunch of money in a year or so and I wanted to practice dealing with the stock market a bit before investing any real money. I found this site called Wallstreet Survivor (hurr durr shilling) and I wanted to invest in an index fund. So I looked for VTSAX under stocks, but it doesn't recognize it.
Is this a problem with the website or do I have a fundamental misunderstanding of index funds?
>>1249150
That's a vanguard admiral shares. You generally buy them at vanguard. Just buy voo or vtsmx.
>>1249156
>You generally buy them at vanguard
I have no idea what this means. How can I buy them AT a company? (I'm a noob) Is that like a primary market vs secondary market thing?
>Just buy voo or vtsmx
What are those and what's the difference? How will buying them be comparable with buying VTSAX stock investmentwise?
>>1249156
it also doesn't recognize VTSMX btw
You have some idle bitcoins? Yeah I know you do from trading cryptos, why don't you just invest them for guaranteed return?
Passive Income General
Share your own ideas/systems
For starters:hashocean.com/signup/?rid=554451
>>1248942
I don't want to lose my BTC in some ponzi, then again, I have like 12, so I could risk temporarily having 1 on there, but who knows if this shit will be around by the time I pay out the initial investment.
https://hashocean.com/repayment/
according to this shit, I would be getting this by investing 1 BTC:
Under the present rate 1 BTC = $451.85
Price: $540.00
Price for 1 KH/s: $0.27
Average profit under 1 MH/s for last 30 days: 0.00738900 BTC per day
Expected earning power under...
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>>1250087
Yeah, that is true. But the roi isn't that crazy. The roi for flipping a house could be 50%, plus initial investment. Hashocean tells you that you will get 66% of your money back in that same time.
>>1250096
I just can't think of any way to achieve "passive income" that isn't renting stuff like parking spots, which require 0 maintainance.
Even renting a house/flat may require some additional investing if the users are shit and break something. A parking spot is just a piece of concrete. My dad has a couple, and we had to lower the price otherwise people wouldn't fucking take them, so now it's going really cheap, 50€ a month unless it's the bigger ones which is like 60 to 80€... fucking hell.
So I got a few ETH a while ago at around 0.018, and while I could only afford to purchase a little over $50 worth, I figured the technology looked promising and whatnot, and that I'd like to be a part of it. Then I learned about the DAO, and would like to buy into that as well, but the wallet refuses to sync.
So, is this just a low energy memecoin designed to build hype and rob people, or is it actually legitimate? The fact that the latest version of the official wallet doesn't even sync, which is preventing me from buying into the DAO, really damages the credibility...
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shady, scammy shit
never gonna be legit, yo.
nigganigganigganigganigganigganigganigga
>>1248881
I'm golding my ETH long term. I think it will break its ATH in August. The tech is there man, just need to wait for the rest of humanity to catch up.
>>1248881
Yet no one actually cares about your eyes and their credibility. You can't treat crypto currencies like a professional government regulated exchange. I mean seriously?
If you want a 99.999% non-risk investment, take your shet, go to a bank, and get that 1% a year.
If you want a moderate non-risk investment, take it, shove it in a blue chip, and get that 3% a year (not counting ups n' downs).
If you want an emotional investment based upon cramps, get into forex, and get that 100% or...
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What is the difference between hxs and hxs.u?
http://www.horizonsetfs.com/ETF/HXS
http://www.horizonsetfs.com/ETF/HXS-U
>>1248834
pls respond
>>1248870
p l s
I'm planning on making a new social network. How do I get the first users on the site when the site launches and there's no users?
>>1248778
Advertise on Facebook
>>1248780
But what I'm struggling with is how I'm going to get people to join a social network with no one on it.
>>1248786
You have to prelaunch and have a huge userbase of interested and influential people. Advertise your prelaunch, tell news sources and reddit about it so on the real launch date, people are excited.
Learn about prelaunching first, and reconsider making a social network. Spend your time targeting a niche instead of giant billion dollar ideas.
