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Guys please help me. I need personalized financial and business advice over voice chat or at least IM. No emailing bullshit. I need help NOW.
I can offer you many things in return: money, friendship, a job, possibly even a fucking gf. I'm not kidding.
my skype is: alovefortomorrow
my AIM is : vgorto
my discord is: clouds12
>>1264537
what sort of advice, exactly? Just because someone sells Taiwanese blowup dolls doesn't mean they can help you start an SEO scheme.
>>1264664
I run a fetish porn business and the admin of the hub i sell on is being a prick and has suspended my account
>>1264537
I can help but how much money we talking? I need at least $100 wired to my bank account or paypall the second we start talking.
Does anyone here know about Wall St speculative hedge funds and how to get in on them?
>>1264527
as oppose to non-speculative hedge funds? get yo shit together jacob
>>1264555
I meant to say derivatives, didn't know how to put it.
>>1264527
>hedge funds
Minimum for entry is usually $1 million, if not 2.
>be me, starting a business
>keep production quality to MAXIMUM FUCKING OVERDRIVE
>keep profits to just enough to be self sufficient
>more happy customers lavish in their well made products and the free shipping is too sweet to say no to
This is the plan from here:
>decrease quality, increase profits
>rapidly increasing income to be spent on marketing and business expansion, potentially...
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>>1264477
>decrease quality
top lol
sage
>>1264477
5 everyday or 100 today
u look full of wisdom already
You're a massive cunt. I hope some product you really like suddenly just gets really shit with no alternatives. It's not nice.
Increase efficiency, don't decrease quality. The amount of well made products today can be counted on one fucking hand, don't add to this shit.
Temp employee at a company, take a test get a contract for the job I've been doing for the last six Months, fail the test. Four months later I get walked out of the building because I failed the test and therefore not qualified to do a job I had been doing for 10 months?
To get the job as a temp I had to pass a test at the temp agency and they placed me at this Job.
>Any advice appreciated
If you're on contract as a temp there is no recourse, even if you aren't in an at-will state.
Just move on, shit in your boss's BMW, and fuck his wife.
>>1264466
WTF really...what if the company I work for OWNS this temp agency.
Thank you for info.
>>1264471
... that's more interesting. Still most likely nothing unless you have some inside concrete evidence of the company somehow exploiting labor or tax laws by routing temp hires through their own agency, or having fucked over multiple people this way. So... not likely. If you had such info you'd have opened with it.
You still failed "the test" which is cause, which isn't even needed as a temp but still solid CYA.
Ask to re-test to get whatever internal certification you need on your...
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Be honest, how many of you guys are losers, or NEETs.
Sometimes I just come here because I honestly don't have any friends; I think I just vent out my frustration here and blame niggers and Jews for things because it's fun and makes me feel better about myself.
Most of the gamers I play with always yell nigger and Jews, and when I look at their Steam profiles they usually have 100+ weekly hours, me included.
I don't have a job, I pretty much just browse here and cycle between four different games. When I lose I always call the opposing team...
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No shame being a neet. Apply for "good" jobs only, until you hit one. Do not lower your standars. Welfare is ALWAYS better option than the shit jobs.
>>1264408
I've been a NEET far too long, it's too depressing. I hate thinking about killing myself because I have no friends and can't make any because I'm incapable of relating to people.
Being a NEET fucking sucks
>>1264423
Oh anon. Why don't you play with me?
Is an associates degree in finance worth anything?
>>1264326
No, maybe it'll give you a better chance at working as a teller in a commercial bank.
no
its not worth a shit
>>1264326
Yes. Bring your associates degree and $4** into your local Starbucks and you can get one tall latte. If you bring a pen, you can even fill out a job application while you're there.
** This may vary depending on local taxes.
How can we profit off this stupid millennial cuckold generation?
>>1264286
ask your classmates
>>1264289
This op
Cuckold idilt desu
If we lose free speech it will be easy.
All the cucks who hear somalia is going to make the next great smartphone/table will go long on the somalian company, while the people from our generation will know better and get rich shorting somalia
And going long south korea/samsung.
The game is win win because if everybody becomes politically incorrect, then we will be super libertarian and it will be easy to get rich everywhere as long as ur iq is above 95
Anyone here have success selling on OpenBazaar? Stories? I want to know if it's worth my while sell services (programming/etc) on there.
Fat bags of weed
>>1264276
I sold 1 VPS so far, and that is still being taken care of. It sucks when the other person isn't online. I bought a Ron Paul 2012 bumper sticker.
ob://b63ee3c0fdcc78dec277124071c3ac05a7ba7d8e
>>1264388
>>1264276
One thing I did to give myself an edge on OB is to make a script to restart the server after 30 minutes. There are a lot of memory leaks in the program, and the first items to show up in the Discovery tab are the ones hosted on faster computers. Since I started using it, I doubled the amount of followers I get a day (was at 2, now at 5 a day)
NEW /biz/ MEME STOCK
TTNP - Titan Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
>But why?
On the 27 (this week), the FDA is going to decide on whether to greenlight one of their proposed drugs which helps against opiate addiction.
>When do I buy in?
At the next opportunity. Just today it went from 6.50 to currently 7.30 (after hours)
All in boys, i'm buying.
>>1264280
>7.35
>it's only monday
unlike mgt, we actually have a deadline for this ride. Looking forward to the $$$
>>1264280
4mins to make an """investment"" or you went in early?
if so when & why
why every HR is a back stabbing, human dumping while smiling asshole?
>>1264274
HR is not in fault, they're just soldiers that pull the trigger under order.
>>1264274
>the problem is everybody else
>>1264274
>why every HR is a back stabbing, human dumping while smiling asshole?
because HR is dominated by females... that's the way they roll nigga
Sup biz
New to this shit, Whats the best way of getting 1k and paying it back about 40-50£ a month? Loan? Credit Card? Sell my body? Im a young dumbass working full time but the hours are slack for the time of year and im just wanting to get a decent PC. If theres a guide on this on here already i apologize and wasn't aware.
>>1264216
Best way: Saving up the money in 3-5 months
Good way: Selling your boiipucci 20 times
Nigger-tier way: Loan
>>1264216
you want something that cost 500bucks, b/c you'r a cry baby and you want it now you are prepared to pay 600$ for it? that's stupid.
1.do you want a decent pc or do you need one?
2.spend at least 1month before starting the search and buying, that will give you time to reevaluate priorities or the all deal
3.find money you already have. meaning sell some shit that will be obsolete after the buy
>>1264216
>working full time but the hours are slack
so are you working full time or not?
DISCLAIMER: I'm a fucking dunce when it comes to these things so don't expect me to know what I'm talking about at all.
So I have robinhood, and I check yahoo finance, but I'm just a student with very little extra money to invest in stock (most would say not enough to even bother) and I'm honestly very ignorant to the market itself. Anyway, I was checking my watchlist this morning before the market opened and saw that SCON was trading for .190 this morning and thought about throwing like $100 into it just for shigs, and I see now that it got up...
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>>1264205
Bump
>>1264205
don't start with pennies fuckboy. 100% capital risk with a ton of volatility.
Don't invest in things you don't understand.
Get ye to tastytrade and fucking stack money
>>1264226
well thank you kind sir.
How do i make some money with bitcoins? I mean, i can buy them for 420$ bucks and sell them for 430$ bucks. But that is not that much. I want to invest 50$ and want to get 5-10$ per month. Is this even possible?
p.s i dont suck dicks
>>1264087
yes it's more than possible.
register here: https://hashocean.com/?rid=470464
you get about $17 per month breakeven is 3 months roughly.
Buy ethereum
>>1264095
Lol
Why do poor people get to live in the best locations?
>>1264078
They do?
>>1264078
white flight bro. because the fuckin' blackers kicked us out of the most relevant hoods and turned them into battlegrounds for the crack war. enjoy your 2 hour commute to work. or gentrify their neighborhoods and price them out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ow5wVv2FNs
>>1264078
they were dumb enough to buy the rip. and well off people were smart enough to sell it to them before the dip
Also by necessity. The poor can't afford a nice house and expensive commute.
Does anyone here know a quick and easy way to make some cash online?
I need 60$ and I need it in my paypal ASAP.
>>1263992
e-pan handling
>>1263992
sucking 60 dicks at $1/dick.
Betterment does loans.
