Hello biz, tell me can you
>describe the perfect business?
>describe the perfect real estate investment?
>describe the perfect stock investment?
>>1265758
If we could, we sure as hell wouldn't tell you
>>1265758
the perfect business is where the demand is inflexible and you have monopoly on supply.
the perfect real estate investment is where you have 0 annual cost and can collect rent or otherwise profit from ownership.
the perfect stock investment is based in insider knowledge.
>>1265775
Thank you anon.
howto make money flipping items from goodwill and i have a sony a7 ii camera i can sell for 1200 what should i do to triple the money fast?
>>1265755
Suck dick
Theres already a flipping thread you stupid fucking faggot
Saged and reported
>>1265141
>>1265755
but im asking what to flip with a certain amount of money to make a certain amount of money
whay can i buy for 1200 to make 3600
Can I show up in a short sleeve shirt to a job interview?
Going tomorrow and summer is pretty fucking hot so I don't want to go full business shirt and tie in this heat.
But on the other hand showing up in shorts and short sleeves may not be the best idea either.
It's an municipal engineering job at a town 1-2 hours away.
>>1265674
no worries, just don't be retarded.
>>1265690
Fuck.
>>1265701
i'm serious a guy can come in in a suit and be a total tool trying hard to play it cool and project self confidence or an other come in t-shirt and be perfectly normal and talk intelligently it's not a hard choice which to hire.
So /biz/, what do your portfolios look like?
I am personally going for a lower risk, decent dividend kind of portfolio (pic related)
Feel free to post yours, critique others, or share tips here!
What? Nobody else feel like flaunting their stuff?
Today was a good day.
no one here wants to discuss real portfolios they want to talk about memecoins and penny stocks
>Look at these materialistic and selfish petite bourgeoisie and pro capitalist scum who browse this board
You disgusting turds make me sick to my stomach.
What's the point of going into finance and banking and investing when the socialist revolution is right around the corner and you petite bourgeoisie capitalist scum are on your way to being hanged?
/biz/ is surprisingly hard to troll
>>1265492
I was with you until you said socialist revolution.
>>1265492
The working class would also be part of the 1% if they bough etherium.
Is this the trigger for the economic "correction" ??
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/sec-investigating-deutsche-bank-over-171752516.html
>>1265442
It will start with something like this eh?
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-05-23/deutsche-bank-post-crisis-mortgage-positions-said-probed-by-sec
>>1265445
Oh b b but we still have your money!!! says Deutsche boss
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/2016-05-24/deutsche-bank-ceo-have-enough-capital-to-repay-debt
>>1265442
Now for the anal probes!!!
It's time to crawl up their ass with a microscope.
http://www.rte.ie/news/business/2016/0524/790512-deutsche-bank/
http://fortune.com/2016/05/23/deutsche-bank-mbs/
What's your job title /biz/?
I call myself a "hedge fund manager", despite the fact that the "hedge fund" I manage is all my own and only about $200,000.
>>1265370
Pro 9gagger. Work from home. Get 25kyr
NEET gambler
>>1265370
Daytrader
I just inherited $10k.
What should I invest in?
No memes pls.
>>1265311
>No memes pls.
Then you've come to the wrong place.
>>1265311
Buy some Ethereum. Probably double your money inside a month.
>>1265311
Put it all in SRND
How viable is flipping stuff on ebay? If i posted laptops with embellished stats would normies notice?
bunp
yeah really good.
i don't use ebay because i don't live in USA but yeah other trading sites. i do it on the side (3-4 main items) and average at ~$30k a year by doing very little.
definitely look into it, the key (in my eyes) is finding a niche item, something potentially rareish if possible. basically just something people will pay too much for, and something that people will get rid of at any price without knowing its worth.
also look at sizing, i think it's much better to buy and sell things that are easily posted, or even palm size. this...
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bimp
Post yfw you realized you could have made 10x your money in less than 5 years just from believing in Netflix.
Post YFW you realize you could have made 5000x your money in just a few weeks by believing in Leicester.
>>1265116
>post yfw this literally applies to anything, and thus applies to nothing
Could've would've should've. If everyone knew Netflix stock would do well, it wouldn't.
Am I on my way to getting rich yet? What coin should I pump when shark gives me 100k?
>wharehouse
>>1265114
What's your point?
>>1265109
SRND is good
Who is your favorite hedge fund manager and why?
Joel Greenblatt. Spinoffs and Magic Formula. Funny writer too
>>1265085
Stan druckenmiller. He's a real nigga
Calamos
Met him personally and got a pretty decent position indirectly though him
I dont understand what the hell is so useful about it. Only a handful of stores actually accept it. IS it worth the investment?
Its a pyramid scheme for meets that can actually work on some degree, but only if a lot of people bite on it. No one will ever reach the enormous growth of bitcoin, but you better believe that every trash out there wants to, therefore the ridiculous amount of Cryptos around today
Use google. Read about the blockchain.
https://vimeo.com/161183966
>>1265006
virtual currency has been popular in the criminal underworld for years - bitcoin, liberty reserve, egold. it's super useful for teenagers who want to buy drugs on the internet.
>18 years old, economics undergrad
>having 2k in my bank account
>wannabe investor, reading books about econ, biz, and finance
>need 30k to move in a business school in three years
Is it even possible to acquire this money with a 2k investement, in that amount of time?
No.
But if you put that $2k into a business. Like home contracting for example. You could turn that $2k into $30k in a year or less.
>>1264995
Don't expect more than 20% gains per year as a medium-long term investor, and don't expect more than to double your money as a daytrader.
Now those returns imply you are god-tier.
You're much better off running a business on the side. If you can figure out a small business where you can work on your own time, you'll be golden.
Maybe e-commerce, mowing lawns, selling a service, etc..
>>1265002
+1 for ecommerce
don't take out any money and you should be well over $30k after 2 years
and there's so many resources to help you (will link a few upon request)
XGTI is looking good. Any other stocks we should be looking at tomorrow morning?
>XGTI is looking good.
You think that. Watch the selloff tomorrow morning, in which I'll buy into for the bounce. Already made a nice profit from the first pump. SKLN and CBYL are about due though. CBYL is on the verge of an acquisition.
>>1264804
bump
>>1264807
This.
It was already bleeding profusely in after hours.