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>nocoiners on suicide watch episode 548
watch the previous episode at:
>>1273620
Isn't it obvious that every one of these threads is you guys coping with missing the original bitcoin bubble?
>>1277817
they are just shilling trying to shake up demand so they finally can unload the bags they bought when they bought the dip at 800-600. ;)
also why would anyone care about the bitcoin price if he doesn't have any i never got this.
if you knew bitcoin will be 500 when it was 10 then sure you can kill yourself if you didn't bought any. if you didn't knew then who the fuck cares right? it's all just gambling. also anyone who says they know it will go up are lying there is no such rule in...
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>>1277817
Invested at $415
Profit: $80,220.65
I'm having a lot of trouble coping. Sometimes i lose sleep at night. Please send help.
What advice does /biz/ have for teenagers like myself? What would you have told your teenage self if you had the opportunity. I am asking from a financial perspective. Life tips are appreciated as well :)
>>1277032
I'd advice you to never take advice from the internet.
>>1277064
I concur
>>1277064
Soooooo i should just ignore that? What a fucking paradox
If the Efficient Markets Hypothesis is indeed true, what does it imply for traders and investors?
>>1276936
>If the Efficient Markets Hypothesis is indeed true
it is proven that it is not true, therefore there is no value in discussing fantasies
>>1276941
Really? Any links?
>>1276936
Welp its true I better give back all the money I have made trading then
So when is the shuttle to the moon leaving?
>stocks
what is this, the 1900s?
>>1276497
It left on Thursday then crashed right back to earth on Friday.
>>1276497
It's not too late to buy a ticket to the trump shuttle. We're scheduled for a 30% uptick on Friday, though we wouldn't recommend getting off as 6k sat will merely be a stopping point en route to Jupiter.
>hurr durr if we wipe out all debt everyone will be finally free
Why are millenials so retarded? Its worrying because a lot of millenials actually believe this
>>1276274
seriously? people asking for global default?
>>1276274
Don't worry, Tendie Sanders will fix everything :^)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_(Christianity)
Never took econ in high school, so what books does /biz/ recommend?
>>1275895
>Macroeconomics by Gregory Mankiw.
>Microeconomics by goolsby Levitt and syverson.
>Money and banking by Mish kinzel
>Financial Economics by Fabozzi
This is a good start. The first three are very easy to understand. They are college level though. The fourth book is a little more involved, but not too bad. I would recommend having a decent grasp of calculus and statistics, but as long...
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I'm a ChemE student in University. How do I study business on my own and use it post-uni?
>>1275917
The textbooks above, supplemented by publicly released (professional) lectures online and befriending an Econ major on your campus to give you someone to hash out concepts with or bounce questions off of.
Might even be able to get a professor's ear from time to time.
This shit is ridiculous. Dude made 150k in a day. Fucking lmao tho found this on /b/ yesterday.
https://youtu.be/i5FsQ0qqrg0
One more thing though. iIt's for a good cause, right /biz/?
Never thought I'd see H3H3 on /biz/
>>1274986
I want /biz/'s thoughts on this. That's some serious money, and it's not like this is the first ever crowdfunding scam. There's money to be made here.
Any NEETs interested finding a job in your area. I'm doing this free of charge out of boredom, and to see where it goes, if it goes anywhere. Just tell me what city you live in, any skills or interests you have job related or not (no need to inflate here since I'm not an employer) animu and vidya counts as interests. Also anything that might prevent you from doing a job, crippling anxiety, physical problems etc.
Chicago IL, zip code 60604
Will do anything over 15 an hour
No schedule conflicts whatsoever
I have a high school diploma and will be a freshman in college fall 2016
>>1270640
Fuck it. Worst you can say is you got nothing and I'll be where I am now.
Zip 01082, just don't want to be stuck in the service industry fellating a bunch of white trash and rich cucks for what barely counts as a wage. Graduated high school, good with paperwork and doing basic research, can handle a lot of simple calculations all at once, and handy at going through a couple billion pages of info hunting for the smidgen of important shit. Blame pen and paper RPGs for that shit. Obligatory animu, vidya,...
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>>1270640
already have a comfy job to get me through college that pays $15 but why not
92802
Majoring in accounting still at a CC
ex disney cm so i have great customer service skills
looking for something in the finance field that isnt selling life insurance (primerica)
do whores find you more attractive now that you're /biz/?
define "being /biz/"
>>1280683
That implies that they even know I'm /biz/.
No one knows my real networth except for me.
>ever using money to try to win over women
You are literally begging them to cuck you.
Truly pathetic.
20 year old with no job. I want to get into the resale game. How much money do I need to start? What is really "in" right now to resale? Is it worth it to resell Supreme or Nikes?
>Tips please /biz/
>>1280632
> wants to resell
> name brand shoes
Stay classy /biz/.
Buy low
Sell high
Repeat
Visit fashion websites and /fa/ to look at what's coming out. Find collaborations with companies like palace, bape, undercover, Supreme, etc (these usually sell out in 5 seconds)
you just need really good bots, atleast 1k, and possibly really fast internet.
I did this in high school with Jordans and sold some Deadstock pairs for double the price on ebay.
Sites I recommend are highsnobriety, grailed, hypebeast, /fa/, r/streetwear
Stuff where the hypebeasts go
Adidas and their collabs probably most popular resale right now though
What's easier: making your firm become a government contractor, or making it win a government grant?
Holy kek I made this awful shit ages ago
What's easier: op becoming a cock sucker, or op convincing anon to let op suck it
>>1280395
It is always fun seeing your own shit being posted on chan.
this one's mine
So, say that through a perfectly valid and legal (just probably scorned) business transaction, I was able to come into $500,000 USD. Not guaranteed, there may be some other people to go through, just a what-if scenario.
From a very bird's-eye view, what would be my next steps, besides setting the tax amount aside?
go to the casino and put it all on black
>>1280368
Try to not look suspicious. Is it inheritance of some sort?
>>1280371
No, no, just a sale of accounts to a larger competitor.
https://www.sec.gov/litigation/complaints/2016/comp-pr2016-98.pdf
Tastytrade's golden girl, Karen Bruton, is being indicted for securities fraud charges.
Here's her segment on their YT channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BquDGE9KxZQ
Here's a profile of her profile on their blog:
https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/karen-the-supertrader?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=annotation&utm_campaign=karen
Sucks to suck, I guess.
>meme trader indicted on securities fraud
I don't know why people are surprised by this.
I like the end of that interview. "the first thing I think of when I wake up is: What are the futures doing?"
"You've crossed over into the dark side"
I'm starting to get that way too. Love it.
>>1280252
The securities fraud is to do with making sure she can charge the clients fees by making sure they defer losses in the next month. Doesn't change the fact that they're able to make sick dosh in the markets on a pretty consistent basis.
Sup /biz/,
I'm broke. What are some ingenious shortcuts you use to reduce the amount of money you spend in costly situations?
I have a mate who uses an app to call Australia, for example.
I train-split from time to time but I'd love to see whether /biz/ has any more ideas.
>>1280108
If you eat only ramen for an entire year, 3 meals a day, you only spend $140 on food each year.
couchsurfing desu
I've saved thousands doing it
1. God tier
Learn how to cook, seriously, if you are not cooking you own meals (and buying cheap produce) you're throwing away money, google "good and cheap" for a pdf with recipes that give you nutrition for under $4 a day
-POWER GAP-
Anything else, really.
>Take shorter showers to cut down HEAVILY in the electric bill, some people take 30m hot showers to "relax"
>In this same vein, turn down the heat and use a sweater
>Put a filled water...
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Is joining the military a good career alternative to standard desk-grade bullshit?
>>1279972
>He goes into the military to avoid sitting at a desk 8 hours a day.
>He spends 8 hours a day in a hot tent in the middle of a desert.
>>1279972
Eh, not really.
Brawling with other servicemen and blowing shit up is fun, but you don't get to spend enough time doing that.
It's mostly just boredom, salted with idiots that you have to respect ordering you around.
Or getting killed, depending.
>>1279972
depends which branch and which job, either or it only takes 36months of service to get them GI BILL benny's and you can also qualify for VA home loans and such.
