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What should I include in my resume when I literally have nothing but a degree?
Responsible, mature, sociable personality.
Fast, imaginative, good decision skills,
Great linguistic skills. Can work in a team and coordinate a team.
Can drive a car, a motorbike and a truck.
Want to advance the ladder of the company.
etc.
etc.
You could you know do something outside of looking for work, volunteer, become part of a club, become involved with a campaign, you know things outside of posting things on a Cambodian cockfighting webzine
1. stay at home.
2. be willing to work for free to get experience (ie internships or volunteer work).
3. build a portfolio if applicable to your field.
repeat number 2 and talk to people about any full-time work, until you find something.
without even internship experience you have no chance in hell of finding a job through an online database, market is too competitive for entitled asshats like you that spent 4 years spending a min. of 20 hrs/wk with classes and schoolwork. unless you have something to show that you did more than that, hence a really good...
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Hey /biz/ i need to know good ideas to make 200$ in a week. Before you start stupid comments, i have a good job (but they are cutting hours). I will also not sell drugs. So whatcha got for me?
>>1284717
>sign up for mturk
>scam some money
>do general labor around your city
>look on craigslist
>get a new job
>buy some knee-pads and put that mouth to work
>>1284717
mturk e microworker, 4 to 6 hours everyday.
In a few weeks youll make 300 to 500$ every month. To me it's not worth it.
>>1284717
Buy $100 worth of Trumpcoins. They'll be worth at least $300 by end of next week.
How can I short the human race?
>>1284600
Get a bunker, or a place remote in the country. Stock it full of food, water tanks, tools, seeds and anything else you'd need to survive.
Congratulations, you're now considered one of the 'wealthiest' people in the event that billions of people die.
That chart isn't accurate at all
>>1284602
Simply having more than $10,000 sets you in the wealthiest 30% of mankind.
More than $100,000 and you're in the 10%. More than $1,000,000 and you're the 1%.
I'm really into the idea of paying shy/prudish girls do things to themselves that make them genuinely humiliated. I've recently scouted 3 promising candidates, and I'd like some thoughts on how much I should be paying.
One of the girls will be in person with my girlfriend. Would like 3+ hours with her.
The other two will be do as they're told over webcam. Probably ~1 hour sessions.
One of the girls who will do webcam is very well off and 'not interested at all', but offered to do 30 minutes for $500 when I told her to name her price. I'm down for this, but I don't expect to pay as much for the other girls, as they're younger, and really want the cash.
How much do you think I should be paying per hour? Keep in mind, there will be a pretty big premium over slutty girls/whores, as these girls are shy/prudish/innocent types who would never dare to do this stuff (ie. 19yo Christian who isn't even comfortable being naked in front of someone else).
I am very wealthy, so money isn't an issue... but I'd still rather not be paying more than i need to. Plus it's more appealing making them do it for less, as it's more humiliating.
>>1284591
>how much is it worth
Is your soul to much?
Would also appreciate just some general numbers for how much prostitution/strip clubs/etc cost at their various tiers, just to work out a base line.
>>1284622
Hey, they're choosing to do it, no pressure.
>>1284624
I have a girl I see for a few hours once a month and she charges $200 an hour. An extra $150 an hour if I want to make her do really degrading stuff. Like, eat dog food out of a bowl on all fours sort of stuff. Piss and shit on her if I want. I got some crickets from a pet shop once and inserted them in her vagina with a funnel once.
Why did the two largest real estate companies reach a peak on May 8, 2015 while the rest of China was tanking?
https://www.google.ca/#q=Shimao+Property+stock+
https://www.google.ca/#q=Evergrande+Real+Estate+Group+stock
http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/08/investing/china-stocks/
Most other Chinese stocks were shit. What gives?
>>1284547
Self bump.
>>1284547
Chinese real estate is the most clear-cut textbook example of an artificial bubble you will ever see.
All actual actual Chinese economy is tanking because it is entirely based around cheap labor and they are running out of cheap mainland labor to move to the big cities in hopes of making big money.
what's your market cap prediction on this?
300-400m by the end of summer?
I currently don't see any reason it would appreciate in value yet.
ETH was tiny until it had the Homestead update, and in the month(s) prior, it shot up, gained huge attention, and is now doing well.
In short, you need to wait for big news before it will have big movements.
>>1284637
Eth paved the path for this type of tech, lisk is noticed right away, so yeah,
>>1284533
Lisk dapps are mostly useless. ETH dapps will be better because it's like BTC all over again.
zero money down real estate investing = rags to riches
>is it real?
bump
bump again
anyone alive out there today?
Is this for real. Can I put money "on the street" make 15% interest and compound it and in 10 days make 100% ROI - has anyone been scammed with this?
>>1284299
idk bro but if anyone knows any sites where I can lend my bitcoins please post them here. I'd love to get in on that.
Xcoins.io - when you bed your woman tonight - think of me fondly
>>1284322
not tonight. tomorrow night though. right as I'm finishing, I'm gonna stare deeply into her green eyes and say "This one's for McButterpants."
Lol bitcoin rises $130 in a week and there's hardly any threads on biz
Nocoiners salty and in denial general
>>1284277
bitcoin is a joke get over it
>>1284277
the fuck are your talking about. i already hid 3 of them. coinshills are the worst. endless fucking threads. at least stock pumpers keep it in one thread.
and you're legit fucking stupid if you can't see that USD dropped a fuckton against all currencies due to the job report. USD/CAD dropped dropped 53 basis points in a single minute. woulda made an easy $1500 with 10k leveraged 40:1 with an existing short position. and if you were a genius and held short for another hour, it would have been a $5000...
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Oh my spleen.
Product: A shooting range timeshare. Cheaper alternative to private owned.
Market: 25 billion spent in privately owned gun-ranges!
Team: a solo-founder; current army. Experienced with guns and stuff.
>>1284246
Coz gun clubs don't exist where you can book in a particular lane/time in advance
Set them up between the vaping store and tattoo parlors and you'll blend right in.
Idea: Weight loss business.
People pay me money to follow their unaware spouse and shout fat abuse at her as I drive past, eventually leading to her losing weight.
You guys do know that there's only three ways to really "get it" don't you?
>Go to college for something useful
>Join the military
>Learn a good trade
I know that you're about to say.
>"m-muh business"
>"muh investing"
Assuming that you don't have a trust fund and don't have an interest free loan from mommy and daddy, where is that startup...
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>>1284232
>where is that startup money going to come from?
selling drugs
>>1284232
>where is that startup money going to come from?
A normal dead end job
It requires leaving your basement to go to work, daily
>>1284343
>implying any dead-end job would hire a basement-dweller post-Obamacare
This is honestly not me trying to troll, I made some really good money off some meme stocks this year (GXY, TTNP [sold early], TLOG and NVDA) and I've managed to fully pay off my student debt (UK student so it wasn't as high as Americans have it), so I've invested most of it into blue-chips and ETFs but seeing as I graduate in a few weeks I want to blow like 2-3k in one day. I've never spent that kind of money before in one go and I honestly don't know how to do it. I study in Manchester (born in London) and so drinks aren't very expensive (even...
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I'd personally goto the best restaurant I could find, have a really really nice meal, go bet like $1500 on black, and then film yourself giving a bum $1000 or paying for him to have a haircut and a tailored suit or some shit and post it to youtube and hope it goes viral.
Buy a decent wrist watch, a good Swiss watch will last you for years and commemorates your graduation as well as solid gains.
You have no hobbies anon?
>>>/adv/17216794
So /adv/ is kind of dead so I have to ask this here. I'm thinking of taking my life. Deep down I want to have faith that there's still hope for me but at the same time I'm just fed up with the pain and want to end it all
This is a serious question by the way. I literally don't have anyone to talk to about this.
>>1284044
The question for /biz/ is should I take my own life or should I stick it out a little while.
If I should still have hope, what other things can I do with my life right now. I don't have the motivation to work out at all or do anything productive. I know that's bad because normies always do productive things when they're out of employment like hobbies and excercise but for whatever reason; I feel like my life is dependent on a job
I live with my parents for context
go on here https://fetlife.com/ find the sluttiest girl in your area, and fuck her while beating the shit out of her.
It'll help you get over your depression.
You're gonna die someday anyway and it's gonna be just as much relevant as if you died now. Once you die you'll never be alive ever again. Compare your shitty life with not existing, only you'll stop existing anyway at somepoint whether you want it or not.
Thinking this kept me from doing it long enough to recover. Good luck anon
hey /biz/
Is is true electric car mechanics/techs will be in high demand and getting paid a lot cuz there will be so little and there will be so many electric cars in bout 10 years?
>>1284036
maybe
First time on /biz/, and I want to ask you guys, how can I start a tobacco company of some sort? I've always been interested in business, but I've never decided to really pursue it before. Do you guys have any advice you can give me? And perhaps maybe just not a cigarette company, but perhaps I could create other products as well. I have lot's of interesting ideas, but I'm not sure to even where I should begin.
Can you guys help me out?
>Pic related; What the cigarette box would probably look like
>>1283976
Motto sounds gay desu
Well the first question is
Do you have a tax id number?
>>1283993
Agree. I've come up with brand names for a million dollar product and I would say a better one is "never take off your kneepads"
