That's insider information, and illegal. You're going to be arrested.

Only double? To DA MOON it will go bro.

>>1300342
How do you know?

>>1300149
>Philipines or Thailand

Meme plan

Current situation
>23
>1.5 yrs away from completing accounting degree
>10k in TSFA
>5k in stock market
>Own 5k in Magic and Pokemon cards

Plan
>Do my 2 slave years studying under a firm and become a CPA
>Earn enough money from being a CPA to continually invest in stocks (mostly dividend ones)
>marry my gf
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>>1300149
>currently highschool graduate
>going to Uni for Biology in a couple of months
>have $2000 in my checkings
>getting a summer in a week or so, it pays minimum but we get tips
>just opened an account with RobinHood and Acorns
>planning to bust my ass in Uni to get above a 3.8 GPA and a high score on the MCAT
>go...
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>>1300038
0/10
bait harder

>>1300039
No I'm actually serious this is the first time I've been to this board

>>1300038
>>1300038
Anyone?

dont do it unless you are under 24 or have a lot of money to put in. 1$/m fee but if you under 24 they waive it. its simple but doesnt do too much. i am up 1$ in 3 month and that shit fluctuates alot. dont do it faggot

>>1300045
Freshman undergraduate currently. How much did you put in?

They're the seeds of Oak trees.

>>1299891
First question. Should I open a new bank account to link to robinhood? Who should I open this account with?

>>1299895
No.

>>1299891
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=+where%27s+a+crash+course+in+day+trading

too stupid to learn by yourself, too stupid to be profitable.

semen

>>1299788
Drinking a good whiskey should be fine

johnny walker blue

>>1299755

Just don't open one near another laundromat.

Laundromat owners are very territorial.

>>1299776
I really meant being part-owner of an already existing one.

>>1299781

What's the neighborhood like?

>>1299665
why not just keep it as BTC? it's better for the economy. once you spend it the problem becomes someone elses problem, then hopefully they decide to spend their BTC and so the economy grows and the price of BTC rises.

>>1299669
I'll probably keep a sizable chunk of it in BTC because I believe the price will likely rise and also for future transactions, but I really want to cash out so I can start investing on the NZX and ASX.

>>1299665
I don't know tax law in your country however here's what you'd do if you were in the US.

Generally, the following gifts are not taxable gifts:[5]

>Gifts that are not more than the annual exclusion for the calendar year (For the year 2015: $14,000 per recipient for any one donor[6])
>Gifts to a political organization for its use
>Gifts to charities
>Gifts to one's...
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>>1299560
They gave you credit. Just run that shit up, man.

Fuck the oscilloscope and just read a book.

>>1299569
I've read too many books I need to apply that shit

>>1299538

Launch a missile at the San Andreas Fault, but only after luring Superman to your lair so you can drape him with Kryptonite.

Start a tumblewerd farm

>>1299538
Grow trees and then process them into biofuel. Or maybe closed loop algae farming to produce biofuels if water is too expensive.

>>1299486

Absolutely retarded. The market will be flooded with other morons doing the same thing (and people who just sell the games they already own / don't want)

>>1299486
you obviously have not done any research how many ivans sell cheap games

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Ok guys hear me out.

Humble bundle montly from march costs 12$

one game in it ARK: survival evolved sells for 17$+ dollars

I am just stupid or cant you sell humble bundle keys anymore?

>>1299317
How do you sleep at night

>>1299317
please explain why a plane manufacturer or an airline operator would buy a chemical/fuel company?

>>1299317
>2 shares
>2 shares
>1 shares

who else is waiting for the crash to buy so we can make 5000% return by buying low lol

>>1299353
Some financefags (like Bill Gross) are saying we are not going to see the returns of the past 40 years again in our lifetimes, for as long as interest rates remain low. It's almost mathematically impossible because of how much assets would have to appreciate in order to generate those returns at this rate.

Kind of depressing. It's not like we'll be poor, but none of us may ever be as wealthy as our grandparents unless we take CLUTCH yolo shorts right before the next recession.

>Everyone is predicting it now

It probably won't happen then

>>1299256
Depends on where you live, how many people in the house, the quality of the house. I wouldn't expect the cost for an 8,000sf house would be 4x that of a 2,000sf house. Prob between 2-3x.

>>1299256
about 3 fiddy mate

>>1299256
My parents live in a 10k sq ft house and it's about $1800 total for utilities. Property tax and repairs included, around $3000 per month.

>>1299217
They don't work

It's literally Utopian fantasy.

>Anarcho capitalism will work because muh non aggression principle and all this other theoretical bullshit

>Communism will work because everyone will share and be kind and innovate with no incentive!

>>1299217
I want to acquire power in order to dominate others to my bidding.

Where do I stand politically /biz/?

>>1299232
>Where do I stand politically /biz/?

You stand as a fedora who will never get rich