Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
we picked up a massive new account, 1900-2000 locations, and i was given some wrong information on how to deal with some of their signals and no one corrected me, so i was fucking stuff up for weeks.
the supervisor who told me made it sound like my manager was going to fire me; spoke with my other supervisor the other night, and he said she was mad, but not enough to fire me
go in tonight expecting the ass chewing of the century, ends up being a 2 minute conversation and everything's back to normal
I know I can't wait!
What are you studying?
How are you?
Ohhhh! Was an odd way of sayin it!
Damn. Mine are royal purple. They look 10/10. Maybe I'll put em full blast and take a pic.
Mech-e . Engineers rule
Oh, so everything is not that bad?
Also, what do you so for a living?
the usual usual?
im alright, just living the usual
what is it then?
Holo or Horo
Fuck off mai
No I do not! If i acted tsun, wouldn't I have to like it first off?!
THIS FUCKING RIGHTEOUS FUCKING NIGGER, MI LIU, IS DOING THIS SHIT!
MI LIU YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
Reputation will take some time to build back, but i'm not in hot water anymore as far as I know
I work for Stanley Black and Decker in their alarm monitoring devision, basically I sit at a computer and dispatch the police and wake people up in the middle of the night to tell them that I dispatched the police
I'm cleaning my house for the first time in...weeks?
found a bunch of mouldy food under some dirty clothes
I'm officially that guy
I am not! This conspiracy is getting out of hand.
Everyone type in the chat: Mi liu is a stupid nigger.
The usual usual usual.
Basically the same
How are you?
Yeah, so just be a bit careful for the next month or two
Sounds kind of boring to be honest, but I'm sure you have a few interesting stories from it
Holy shit! I'm not the neatest person but I don't leave food out
Don't correct, embrace, and then disprove through action
Mind you, your neck still requires some support; I'd be happy to help
We will be kingz and stuff and things
How's the day for ya
That's the plan, going back to being the perfect worker that made everyone love me in the first place
yea, people do some crazy shit, I've had more than one person drive vehicles through the fronts of stores to break in, we had some guys go through the ceiling of a pawn shop last week and steal a bunch of guns, cops caught 2 guys, 3 got away
I usually don't either, but I don't remember the last time I did dishes or laundry
Not even me, gicktard
Edh night was pretty fun, I almost got to do some pretty gross stuff with my mazirek deck, a diabolic edict with a butcher of malakir and an It That Betrays, but someone, the asshole who only plays mizziks, blew everyone out with a replicated miracle bonfire of the damned
That's good, any plans for the week?
And own the assholes who bullied us in highschool!
Fuck you Greg!
Shit, breaking into a store that sells guns? Pretty ballsy
That's not a good thing...
You now realize that there is literally this one guy who spends 18 hours a day 7 days a week on /b/ making Waifu Claiming Threads.
How does this make you feel?
But I don't know how to disprove it when it's already being disproven!
Ah always a bummer to have a big game end by burn.
Oh well though.
>I almost got to do some pretty gross stuff with my mazirek deck, a diabolic edict with a butcher of malakir and an It That Betrays, but someone, the asshole who only plays mizziks, blew everyone out with a replicated miracle bonfire of the damned
what that mean
I want to be abused by Katja sama and then save her when she's in trouble only to be abused more because of her embarrassment. Is something wrong with me? Also claimed
yea, people do some crazy shit
yea, everything blends together when you work all night and are strung out all day
Well, I was about to do a bunch of gross stuff, basically be in magical Christmas land so I was a bit salty
Its about Magic the Gathering. Nerd shit.
~I know a way you could eat me~
Any other dumbest things people have done?
Have you just been using dirty plates and wearing the same clothes?
Blel, fucking Greg that tool
It's a long process since you're way of disproving is instead proving it. Patience my strangle lacking friend, patience
Anyways off to running! It's been a blast everyone
Enjoy your run!
Full homo though
I wear a shirt and tie to work, so just been re-wearing undershirts, eating stuff that doesn't need plates
when my supervisor was an operator he had a couple of 12 year olds with a handgun on a video account, he still has the video saved, it's hilarious. I once had a guy smash out the front window of a big lots, run inside, and steal 3 blankets and nothing else. the other week I had someone smash through the wall of a sport's authority into their cash office and break into the safe, 99% chance it was an inside job
My waifu will always be Nui. Literally perfect for me. We are similar in many ways that's why she is perfect.
Well that was no sleep
So you arent completely disgusting then, good
What happens in the video?
Sometimes you need those blankets man
Good, sleep is for the weak
I really enjoyed this one.
You cant go wrong with this.
I need it. Im on a long ass week and I need to somehow prep for a massive week next week.
yea, dishwasher's going now, got laundry collected
just a couple 12 year olds running around with a handgun, trying to open up doors at an equipment rental location
I guess so, seeing as he broke into the same big lots 3 more times to steal more blankets. the legend of the Blanket Bandit lives on.
Going to get food. BBS
Magical christmas land is a nice place to be. Always a bummer to get shut out of it.
I had a game where i spawned ~100 100/100 oozes, only to have someone board wipe that turn. Sad day.
Well I'm extremely annoying or so others say....
I still have my arms which is a nice thing.
Try warm milk?
HOLY SHIT HE HAS DONE THIS OTHER TIMES!
Blankets aren't even expensive
That's why my Rith runs a Rootborn Defenses and Avycan, for the board wipes that will totally happen
Enjoy the food
So you are both made of fabric, and are annoying?
I want to pet the yuri.
But I'm not proving anything other than how stubborn and annoying I can be!
Have fun with your run!
In other news, bike is all shiny and clean now!
You may pet the yuri.
While I touch the cow.
yup, at least 5 times total at 2 different big lots in georgia
My new least favorite exercise is bicycle crunches, not fun
I would have guessed Florida, since that's where dumb shit like this happens on a regular basis
Im an hour away from my alarm. No point in trying.
I need to put mine in for a service. Got a big one looming.
>low impact consensual cuddling
Oh boy, what's wrong with it?
>Decided I'm gunna change the oil next week
How is everyone doing this fine evening?
Yeah that's one of those things that hits you immediately.
Tender hand holding.
Glad we're on the same page.
>give me a smile
to be fair, it was southern georgia
a lot of our actual break-ins come from texas and california
Chug energy drinks and coffee
Good, how are you?
Anaerobics in general really
Where do you live?
Hey there Fran, how was your day? Cookanything lately?
Minnesota, the alarm centre is in Plymouth, about 40 minutes north of the twin cities
This is why you're cute!
Oppai, I am good, how are you?
What are you, not gay or something?
Just some Mac and cheese with bacon, a Wisconsin classic
Oh, another Northerner
You know I'm right when I say the south is the garbage can of the south
>Gay and dangerous
Just my type
born and raised, ice in the veins
florida sucks noodles
Sounds nice. You from Wisconsin, or just felt like some Wisonsin cuisine?
I'm a transfer, born in Memphis and moved to Green Bay 5 years ago. Woefully unprepared
You can't go wrong with any Fallout song.
Is it nice in green bay? I think I heard that they are getting some heat. But I might be wrong.
It has beaches and strawberries and oranges
pft, they like to complain about the cold and snow a lot more there, here we just grin and bear it, it was warm last winter, only hit like -15
Tyre walls are nearly flat while middle is still alright, oil needs a change, brake fluid, chain needs a tighten, clutch needs to be looked at and the clutch and brake handles need a checking.
Mild door holding
If that were an option. Nothings open at 5am.
I mean who here isn't?
Decent, but not good enough.
Because I am bi.
I guess some people aren't.
Are you sure? :^)
By heat if you mean upper 80s
It's a nice place, but the winter is killer
I'm just saying it is famous for some less than savory people
We don't normally complain till it hits -30, but a few years ago it was -50 for a week straight
Any at your house or the restaurant?
Me. Fully gay
>Flat at the walls
>Will never know that feel because no good twisties near me where I can get low
Also, should ask them about new clutch cables so yours stops freezing.
>Not doing your own oil change
You have a standard with no fairings in the way, there is no excuse not to do it yourself!
and niggers, and illegals, and crime, and humidity, and weird insects, and alligators
alligators are dinosaurs for christ's sake
yea, it's pretty much the same here, except we all make fun of your state
Gee I wonder who could it be behind this post.
They're missing out.
Well, I just got done with a 'romantic' poke-walk, so I would do anything right now.
Alligators are awesome
I live in a black neighbourhood
And we make fun of the Yoopers
Just don't like the female figure in that way
That's not too bad I guess. I usually get around 18 C over here.
Is the winter bad enough that you need a generator, or does it not snow much?
That's disappointing for me. I will have to commend you on your great choice though.
Oh wow, lewd.
Bi is enough to describe how much.