g'morning b,
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
>>690745300
somehow managed to get a girlfriend
>>690745424
congrats anon.
is she a cutie ?
I don't know why I should
My roommate is a piece of shit.
This is just one of many examples of his shit:
>the boys are having a party
>10 of us all chip in for various alcohol
>shitty roommate named matt says he doesn't want to chip in because he doesn't want to drink
>say whatever
>after the party there are lots of various bottles left
>take home bottle of jameson, kraken, and tequilaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Fuck him in the ass, brutally
>>690743384
Kick him out you beta piece of shit.
AND THIS >>690743555
>>690743555
TRIPS!
Get a new place as soon as you can, obviously do not include him in group purchases anymore if he steals your stuff take legal
Action or just rape him.
Gf is asleep and I got boner
Wat do
>>690744105
jerk into her face
>>690744105
Gf
>>690744199
put your damn cum on her
weirdest things you do/did, that nobody else does.
Eat my poop. Dream of being on display
>>690741703
sauce?
bump for justice.I'll start.
>be me like 16yo fag
>make my neighbour which was like 13yo or so to give me a handjobs with all kinds of gloves
>satin, latex, etc
>feel super horny
>cum all over his hands/my gloves every time
>nobody knows about that
pic related, his hands in communion girls gloves
Who would you fuck and how left to right Taniesha,Madi,Kiarna and Brooke let me know if you want to see more of any of them
>>690743466
I wold fuck the girl in the back. I want more of them tho
>>690743820
Name? I have named them left to right
If you could cum any colour, which colour and why.
>>690736184
>>690736319
rofl
uv green
ITT:
Phat asses.
>>690745686
inb4 disgusting fake kim retardian diaper ass.
>be in 60's
>jacked to the gills on steroids and HGH
>have own harem of loli gf's
Why arent you Slyvester Stallone yet /b/?
What does that ass feel like?
>>690746983
jesus christ
what movie is that from?
whys his dick so big not being erect?
must have used penis pump or jelq'd for months before shooting
Let's play a game.
Guess how old I am.
18
40
25
Drawthread
ZanderZone edition
Second.
send boober
>>690746833
>that symbol
wait a fuckin second
how long have I known you for...?
Pics you shouldn't share and favorites you saved from other anons.
>>690743766
>>690743946
Nude game. Let's play
1 for her
>>690740229
Let's see her ass
>>690740229
Rolling again for ass
Fuckin Fluffy Thread You Fuckin Fucks
too early come back later
Roll trips and I'll chop it
Rolling for autism
op will not deliver, op is faggot
Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to an absolute minimum
>Naps are NOT a good idea.
>Post fitting, no over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Best Demigod Claimed
Friendly reminder that Chen is the most hated guy on /waifu/.
>>690744119
>
>>690744119
i like chen
He posts with an image.