Ask an Australian what we call things.
What do you call a ute?
what do you call a knoif?
Why are Australians so far behind on trends?
Pictures you weren't supposed to share. My ex.
>>535687418
Her vagina looks like a willy
Another
5/10 would bang
ITT: Megan
If you have any pics, vids or gifs of this perfect specimen please post.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob9N0r2vE6M
I know she had a bunch of vids she deleted, just wondering if any kind anon has any.
Hi /b/, why can't i find a girlfriend? I mean, I'm good looking; handsome and so on. I got everything a woman wants.
Bitches always go to the douchebags and ignore quality guys like me -.-
pic related, that's me
>>535577713
http://tee4u.de/cousin
Not all about looks.
get bigger eyes.
Find a more impressive pair of natural tits than these. You can't, they're simply perfect.
>>535536785
uhm yes i can
>>535536785
another one
>>535537165
>>535537038
too small
Whoever comes up with a sexier gif wins nothing!!! Try your luck now faggots
another one
And another
Easy
where were u when jennette naughty pics leaked?
she dissed her ex bf this weekend on a podcast and tmz went with it....
now this pic leaks.
It's too bad she played such a cunt on iCarly. I always found her attractive, but hated the character at the same time
I bet she has a nice butthole
As you can see, both of those bedrooms have doors.
It's real.
So this nigger pissed in an olive oil bottle and is serving it to customers.
lets fuck up his life
>>535259047
yes pls
>>535257331
ive done worse things at mcdo
ITT: I tell you interesting stories I’ve been through/seen while being a chemistry teacher at a boarding school for 4 years.
Background info:
> I’m 28
>Dad was the previous headmaster, which explains why I could work here at 24
>Teachers have their own quarters which are nowhere close the student dorms
>pic unrelated
>>535207610
#1
>Explaining how to do a lab report to sophomores
>This one girl cuts me off mid-sentence and asks to go to the bathroom
>donteverfuckinginteruptmyshit
>I glare at her and continue explaining
>She raises her hand eagerly
>Asks again
>Decline, break was in like 10 minutes anyways
>After about 5 minutes her face is pale as shit
>Looks ridiculously uncomfortable
>fine go
>She scurries out, but one thing everyone notice was the stream of red blood soaking the back of her skirt and literally streaming all the way down her leg
> even her white sock was fucking red
>literally left a trail behind her and a puddle in her seat
>the boys expressions were priceless
>>535207738
#2
>I’m passing by the boy’s dorms ‘cause it was my turn on duty
>Smell the familiar smell of weed
>Knock on the door and wait for him to answer
>I hear a panicked gasp before he opens the door 2 minutes later
>room is full of smoke
>if you’re gonna smoke in a fucking boarding school try to be smart about...
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#3
Now moving on to stories in the lab,
>We decided to give the students the freedom to decide their own experiments
>It’s much easier to just grade them on the quality of the lab report
>One kid missed the lesson where said experiments were made
>It’s okay, just do it in your free lesson
>Usually have to be directly supervising students during time in lab
>But he was only...
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Your thoughts about my gf
I can't share her face nor her name.
Besides that, you can ask me anything about her...
nice boobs!
>>535211143
sure! i love her nipples!
>>535211310
is she indian? or south american?
Can bump /10
wouldberrymydickintoher/10
underage &b
WINCEST THREAD
POST YOUR INCEST GREENTEXT STORIES ITT
ENJOY!
I am waiting for a anon-mother story continuation
Please for god's sake continue :3
Does step sisters count?
>>535133140
continued
Pictures you promised never to show
If >>535000000 is in this thread, Moot must bring back dubs on /b/ and the mods must ban anybody who uses thumbnail sized images
excuse for poor english
'no'
>>534992775
this
>>534993150
Somebody apparently likes thumbnail sized images but hates dubs
OP where are you?
new thread
OP's coordinates
Bump
Keeping this thread alive for guy recruiting people to investigate OP and for OP