So, /b/, have you ever done anything sexual with or had sexual thoughts about your mom?
>be me
>be 15
>rock-hard boner for mom as long as I can remember
>mom is solid 8/10, huge tits, huge ass, small waist, always wears clothing that shows off her figure
>pretty face, profile looks a lot like pic related
>single since dad left her a year back, doesn't bring around a lot of company...
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>>540657034
>after I've gathered myself and made sure she's still asleep I open the door ever so slightly and walk in, cock in hand
>some precum spills on the floor
>coming closer I see her left tit is hanging out, uncovered
>dick somehow manages to get even harder from already near-adamantine state, can hardly contain orgasm
>mom shifts ever so slightly,...
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>>540657163
>start making for the door as stealthily as I can while still being scared out of my mind
>get a mental image of sam fisher trying to sneak away after fapping to his own mother, infusing humor into the already tense as fuck situation
>not a good mix, both scared shitless and trying not to giggle at this point
>by all my stealthy powers I manage to sneak out of the room without waking...
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>>540657286
>"anon?"
>she's obviously confused as to why her son is standing outside her door pointing at her with a dick so hard it can substitute as a tool for use within structural engineering
>suddenly and spontaneously regain sapient control over my limbs as I skedaddle the FUCK outta there
>retreat to my room, close the door and throw myself on my bed, expecting a big-titted...
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Come on /b/ no teens whats wrong with you?
>>540616192
bamp
I've been having sexual relations with my cousin for the better part of a decade. It all started in a water park.
>be me @ 15 years old.
>at water park with older brother, some cousins, and mom.
>I'm at sexual peak. Masturbate at least once a day on the toilet, or in the shower, or in my bed into a sock that I stash away just for that purpose. Fantasize about fucking girls from school and church all the time. Still a virgin and lvl 99 nice guy. I even fantasize about fucking...
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obv continue
>>540574330
You have my attention...
go on...
ITT: we summon moot. I need to ask him a question.
pic related
captcha: respect comrag
>>540507727
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>>540508603
>>540508724
I hope he bans both you faggots for spelling his name wrong faggots.
Hello /b/,
Today we are writing an open letter to Natalya.
Remember. Only one word per post. If you write more, only the first word will be taken into account.
After 100 posts, I will finish the letter with:
"Sincerely yours,
Your true love - /b/"
And send it to her office.
Ok, I'll start:
Dear
Comrade
pussy
It's
http://shirtmockup.com/
Haven't seen one of these threads in a while.
>>540370236
#normalisenudity continued here:
Suggestions:
• Spam the hashtag with hardcore porn/gore/old man porn
• Piss off the hambeast @MxLaudanum
• Spam their tumblr - normalisenudity.tumblr.com
>>540378679
>Google old man naked.
>Holy shit that's allot of grey dick.
Tumblr I'm gonna break your submit system tonight.
>>540379080
Glorious.
Someone should also register http://normalizenudity.tumblr.com and try and get people to submit stuff to it.
>>540378562
You sound like a faggot with this muh misandry talk though
If your going to fight then at least don't use the same stupid language as them
Next thing you're going to do is pull out the muh matriarchy card like them
New Zeaand thread? NZ thread.
mid canterbury here
shits boring
why are IDs even back?
Chch-fag
>>540271257
Problem with IDs is?????
ITT: Perfect Tens
Whatever your idea of female perfection is, post it here.
>>540265185
Perfect body, for damn sure
itt: pics you promised you'd delete
bump
>>540271871
>>540271871
moar/info on her?
t33ns teens
bump
>>540249812
>>540249812
Teens
>>540220935
.0005 seconds before falling in love
>>540221174
posts 1 picture
Test
ITT: Selena Gomez
mmm
>>540199336
Brisbane nude thread? Brisbane nude thread.
Last nights one was pretty decent so lets get another one cranking
sarah phipps
bump
Keep posting OP
Calling anyone that was here Sunday morning (night in aus) that saw the thread with the ausfag who found out he was being cheated on, and then caused a royal shitstorm on Facebook... Anyone stay to see the conclusion?
Have some fucking tits.
>>540110673
Bump
Bumping for curiosity.
Story?
>>540110673
Ugh