Who can beat my beta-ness
I'm staying at my mums tonight so my girlfriend can bring the guy she's cheating on me with to sleep at our house, (well my house, i pay all the bills and the mortgage, and was living in the house before i met her)
They are going to watch the new Paranormal Activity which i downloaded and burnt onto dic for them (blu-ray file of course, don't want it to be a shitty picture). They'll probably watch that then fuck in our bed, you know what girls get like when watching scary movies.
She agreed if i stay at my mum...
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If this is real, kill her. Then kill yourself.
>>546725836
dude.....
i wanna say something but you're only doing this to yourself. fuck off.
Serious feels...
I just took my sister's virginity. She's 18, I'm 20. Wut do?
>InB4 pics or it didn't happen
Pics or it didn't happen!
Pics or it didn't happen
pics or it didn't happen
Oedipus Thread - Tell me about how you want/ed your dick in your mom /b/ (father killing optional)
Whenever I got out of the shower in my ultra-horny teen years, and I knew my mom was nearby (kitchen, watching tv, getting mail from foyer etc.), I would make sure to jack off a little so I was hard and leave the bathroom towel-over-the-shoulder, dick in the wind. I'd make like I was going to walk straight to my room but then double back towards the living room/kitchen and ask her some inane question about recent whatever doesn't matter make shit up.
I'd...
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Any more stories OP?
I devised a plan to hide wireless hidden cameras in the master bathroom, but it never came to fruition due to lack of funds. I had control of the router, so it was possible, but the logistics of a power source / discreetly ordering spycams didnt work out
New Pawg thread 3
PAWG= PHAT ASS WHITE GIRL!
>>546670262
>>546670429
Can I has more if her?
>>546670595
i don't have anything else encoded
in the meantime..
Teens
So /b/,
I'm staying in a hotel room with my sister tonight. How do I convince her to fuck?
>>546645635
Rohypnol
Don't do it man. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
>>546646289
/thread
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>>546578420
To death and beyond brother
>>546578541
To death and beyond father
BOTH ALPHA AND DELTA DIVISIONS WILL LAUNCH THE ASSAULT AT EXACTLY 9 PM PCT WHEN THE ASSAULT BEGINS BRAVO WILL SPEAR HEAD THE MAIN FREQUENCY INTERRUPTING BOTH SECURITY LINES AND THE MODERATION OF THE LINES IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THIS MESSAGE YOU SHOULD HAVE NO WORRIES DELTA TWO ONE ROMEO TEN PERCENT TO TUNNEL INTERCOMS SEVENTEEN FIFTY DELTA TWO ONE BRAVO TWO PERCENT TO SECURITY LINE A NINE DELTA THREE ONE ROMEO SIX PERCENT TO SECURITY FREQUENCY ALPHA ONE SPEARHEAD FIFTY PERCENT TO THE MAIN PROCESSING GRID AND FORTY PERCENT TO THE BACK UP GRIDS OPERATION PAID...
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Okay, here I am, providing information of a Hot Girls Facebook and yahoo. My only request, demolish it, do whatever you want, but make it unrecoverable.
The Yahoo security questions will allow you to change the password and take over whatever you want on the account.
[email protected]
First Security Question: peanut
Second Security Question: Rebel (not sure if thats capital R)
Have fun, don't fail. Hopefully this gets in the hands of one of the best.
Facebook email is [email protected]
She is 18...feel free to entertain me...
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Already entered the account, changed the password and sent an email to Renee's alternate gmail account which I found a link to in there.
In the email I sent her the new password to her account along with updated security questions. I also sent her a screen grab of this thread along with notification that someone she knows has done this.
I expect she'll know who you are anon...
OH SHIII
>>546575443
good guy anon
Milf Thread
Is no bueno OP
>>546561743
Schwing
>>546562241
5 decides.
This guy replies pretty slowly, so just be patient.
Wait, he just sent this too.
i want a puppy
>>546578254
want nudes?
Hi. I'm new(er) to 4chan and got pointed here by my best friend who knows my secret. He said that I should post it here as WINCEST. After watching updates during the past couple of weeks, I 've decided to tell my tale. The best part of the Internet? It's all a lie. This, too, is completely a lie because it's on 4chan. The photos? My half-sister.
Or not.
Because everything on the Internet is a lie.
Or truth.
Here goes.
>Be 16
>Have older half sister. She's 29Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>546544629
>The next weekend, sis and I are both home. Mom and dad are out for dinner.
>Small talk about dinner and bullshit. She needs the number for the local pizza place to deliver since we don't want to cook.
>Picks up my phone. Looks up number in my contacts. Calls and orders pizza.
>I'm watching TV. She's in the kitchen making the call from my phone. It's quiet after she makes...
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>>546544697
Fuck yes. Do you really need to ask?
>>546544697
>My sis gets back about 30 minutes later. She's picked up some beer (and soda for me).
>We watch TV and eat pizza. She slams down the whole six pack really quickly.
>"Where's your phone," she asks.
>"Why?"
>"I want to screw with your idiot friend who took the photo of me."
>"No,"...
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Hey guys! Loli-chan here. I ducked out
a little early on you guys last night,
so I am going to take a few requests.
I would love to keep it as clean
as possible, but if you are dying for some
smut I may make an exception.
Request away! <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RfCCGyFXnV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxPn8M1jo0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15UyWdmIXzG
loli-who? Whatever just post tits or gtfo.
>>546501210
i didn't see the thread last night.
what is this?
>>546501320
>>546501337
>not knowing who Loli-chan is
>Summer is rather early.
ITT: pics you weren't supposed to share.
I'd hit it. Even though she is a dirty mac fag
Sure the cock
Sup /b/
Im going to share the story of how I fucked a girl who I thought was my cousin.
First some backstory, my whole life I thought that this girl was my cousin. I never thought otherwise because we were so close, I also thought that her Mom was my aunt and her Dad was my uncle(obviously). Turns out they were just family friends but, lets not get too deep in.
>Be 15
>"Cousin" texts me
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>>546474474
indeed
>>546474474
>2017-3
>not having this shit pretyped
>>546474474
Proceed
webm. thread
>>546468396
that's hot, sauce?
bump
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