FEET THREAD
No Pedoshit Edition
Dirty feet welcome too.
The DnD thread rises! DM is not needed, just 4-5 players!
Respond to this post with:
>Name
>3 Skills
>Equipment
>Backstory (Optional)
Also, sign every action post with:
>Name
>3 Skills
>Equipment
0's are auto-wins, 1's are auto-fails. Otherwise, higher roll number = better outcome
>>551937538
OP himself will be:
>Ian the Tech Guy
>Ian is your average nerd. He's tech savvy, and he's into things no average person is into, like comic books and cheesy board games
>Spellcraft, Tinker, Butthurt Rage
>Polo shirt, Khaki slacks, throwing pens, Digital Sword
For those who may know me, I usually play as Thodan.
>>551937538
DM here, please consider the time put into these. These often last 5-6 hours. Do not join if you do not plan to stay.
HEEELLLLL YEEEEE
>Beelzeclaus
>The ability to summon random gifts whose contents are dependent upon the roll, deception, and an overwhelming stench of candy cane.
>A Santa Demon from the nth demension, born of coals, and the evolved form of beelzeplum.
>Giant candy cane sword, ornament bombs, and flight using christmas miracles.
I'm serious.
Today, my doctor told me I masturbate too vigorously and have to stop jacking off or else I will cause even more damage to my dick.
How was your day /b/?
>pic related, basically what my doctor said
Not bad, pic related
>>551941206
not nearly as funny as yours holy shit good show OP
Horrid. I was chased around by some retard with pants on his head.
So... I'm bored. Rate my body /10? Ask me anything. I'll reply a photo of my face. Rate that too. C'mon /b/. Entertain me.
fat/10
>>551933754
7/10
I can't see dat butt, so it could change.
>>551933754
Here's my face
11/10 faces.
Post them.
>>551937521
bump
Post the fucking sauce or I will cut you
>>551936551
NIECCA, U BLIND?
Ask a guy who just was George Zimmerman's waiter anything
>>551930301
Did you leave him a tip?
>>551930358
He tipped me 7 dollars
>>551930301
Implying Zimmerman is even a real human being
>2014
Still believes in Zimmerman
Can /b/ please help me? Im fucking depressed... I played runescape for about 6 years and finally got torva chestplate/bandos and sgs recently. I had 100m carried wealth. I went into low level wilderness, not expecting anyone to be there, but a few guys were waiting for me (because ive been going through there more than that one time) and ganged me. I lost everything, and that was basically my whole life. Im fucking sad and depressed. Can anyone PLEASE help me out? 1-100m, anything. I basically have nothing left in my life... my rs name is "schmitty249"
>>551936285
i dont play runescape sorry
Just waste another six years of your life, I already gave all my wealth away.
Just get 99 smithing.
can you give me more xray penatration pictures, please?
>>551933751
bumpo
>>551933751
id be afraid to break the glass.
bompan
ITT: grils
>>551927136
22 yo on holidays
>>551919139
bump
14y/o on school days
There's a party in my pants and everyone is cumming...
Funny autistic stories thread?
Funny autistic stories thread.
>Me
>In grocery store getting dinner with girl
>suddenly a wild autist appears
>little boy like 10 or 18 or some shit
>running around yelling "PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE PLANE" over and over again
>mother frantically trying to calm him down
>"JEREMY! Remember your calm...
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>>551925523
you're just a bad person OP 0/10
>>551925701
nerd
We need more like OP.
Fuck retards.
ITT: If your ID contains a + or an x, you must post a pic of your ass and other anons rate.
Timestamp if possible. Easy mode: just your bare ass. Hard mode: sharpie in pooper.
>>551914657
post ass OP
>>551914657
rollin
>>551914785
Wait a sec for timestamp
loli continuation thread !
Continuation of thread from 7 hours 40 minutes ago. A thanks to those who helped me.
>ITT: I reveal the rest of the details of this plan. Preparations have been made so that those who join have to do less work.
interedasting
I have already created some sample lines to use, and some fake accounts. Sadly google though I was spam (which I was), so I was only able to make 2 accounts. Find this at paste bin 1iTQ6VNh
If this actually somehow works, it might just be the greatest thing /b/ has ever done
Let's get an odd/strange image thread going. Weirdest pic wins