will delivar
Make the bird eat the salmon, and then brush its teeth with the toothbrush
What are you, 12 faggot? Your penmanship is horrible ffs.
>>552494959
>put toothbrush in ass, use salmon as lube
>cum on bird
90's Nostalgia thread
if you haven't played gooey looey you haven't truly lived
>>552491667
ah man that looks so familiar
>>552491667
Well that's obvioulsy a fucktarded american invention.
Fucksake.
R 34 thread? nickalodeon stuff please if you have any
>>552480270
shrimp
>>552480270
Damn.
>>552481395
bump
Let's run a little experiment. /b/ is going to raise a child and we can see how his life turns out.
5 or 0 picks his name.
Opis Afag.
>>552489240
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>552489240
Ha!
Post slim amateur girls with extremely big boobs. G cup and below are not allowed.
well she's far from slim but got dayum.....
god damn. More please
>>552473270
Relatively compared to her boobs. No girl with a massive, natural rack is going to be a stick.
Young woman thread
>>552482675
we need to go younger
>>552482675
OP beginning dump
uh-oh
Loli thread
>No love
>>552470413
then you'll like this anon
https://mega.co.nz/#!NEME1YAY!TYAGbGeq_IS7u_LyguEjORcKb-SBfJNSlJyWmGRvVPI
you're welcome
>>552470532
first for stannis
>>552470532
foreskin chewing really kills my boner.
Making GoT House Wallpapers. Feel free to request
>House name
>Motto
>Logo type
>background color
I must remind you, OP is drunk
>>552436413
how are you making them dude?
example. You got 1 hour
>>552436671
Photoshp[
Tumblr plans to fuck with us on the 4th of July /b/. So what are we going to do about this?
>>552460590
Give tumbler this.
You mean we're going to be overrun by retarded faggots? Gasp!
>Your mom
There's a troll brewing in my mind. Why shouldn't/can't we use this whole "#ShutDown4Chan" thing to our advantage? See pic related, why can't we do the same thing, make it look legit, but rather than posting real DDoS and proxy software, link them all to a virus in our picture. I have little to no knowledge of how any of it works, but if I did, that's what I'd start doing. If you make your own, post it here and link it, I'll start sharing it around on every social media I can.
I keep seeing these with different IP addresses. Just change IP address to Tumblr.
>>552460010
Self bump
>>552460608
Ohh. Very nice plan. I'd like to see tumblr crash and burn, but I'd also like to see it's users computers get fucked with my original plan. Tough choice.
Alright, anons. 3 of you will get a game of your choice from me. To win, roll doubles, 12, or 69. First three to do any of these things will get a game. Post your id when rolling. I'll be watching.
>>552465071
http://steamcommunity.com/id/clrk/
rollll
>>552465071
skyrim legendary
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067004592/
>>552465342
rerollll
Pic not related
>be 17
>not really a loser but never had gf
>never even really touched a girl before
>have step sister three months older than me
>she’s pretty popular at school
>hot but I knew her since she was little so im desensitized
>we mostly get along
>end of 11th grade
>school...
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>>552459314
Continue...
>hear front door open
>immediately the air is filled with girls voices mid-conversation
>must be step sister and some of her friends
>turn head around
>front door is visible from where im sitting
>its maybe 14 feet away
>sister is with 2 friends
>one I’ve seen a lot before, she comes over to our house a lot, named emmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>from this angle I can tell she’s got a nice tight ass
>thin figure but she’s a little curvy
>no question she’s at least 9.5/10
>think anything else and u must be a fagboy
>sister sees me and says “hey anon”
>I say hey back but can’t take my eyes off this girl
>sister says “this is lauren”
>she smiles and waves...
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Awesome tits thread
I got you OP.
>Be me
>be 19
>Be an occasional viewer of CP since 17, than feel guilty about it weeks later and delete everything i have.
>Working at RadioShack for 6 months, and have a boss who is severely obese and a chain smoker.
>Being a retail slave for 6 month i was on edge and not watching CP for over a year, but i kept remembering all of the content that i end up calling my boss a child molester.
>Boss...
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dude, what are you even talking about
2/10 waste of my time
Any thoughts or similar habits /b/? Anyone man/woman enough to come clean about their cp addition? Please don't post anything dumb.,
Can we have a rage thread? I dont have much at all. But this shit gets my blood boiling.
>>552444703
wow... just fucking wow...
fuck
>>552444931
Im hoping to get more, but thats all I got right now.