I just jacked off after cutting a bunch of habaneros and my dick is on fire. How do I stop the burn. not even trolling right now.
>>552610794
dip it in milk? it's worth a shot
wenis in glas of milk
>>552610794
I've been in this exact situation before, dip your cock in glass of milk.
go ask your sister or gf if you can lick their feet. post results.
>>552579000
bumparooni
Any little feets?
>>552579629
Delicious loli bread! Come and get a slice.
5/?
ITT: God Tier Shows
/thread
>>552594475
Finished watching Friends yesterday.
Definately one of the best shows.
Any new photos / source of this little thing?
Man she's great.
Saw a pic of her married and pregnant. I didn't save it.
ex-vlad model Tanya y157
>>552601649
yeah, any new pictures tho? Name?
I only have the old ones, like this one
ITT: Best of 4chan
>>552582491
>>552582575
Creep Thread pt 2
>>552592772
nice
Anyone ever actually have a real, legit incest experience? If so, share! Pics also if you dare
Fuck off fag
>>552583516
I have sex with myself on a regular basis
Here’s what happened to me back in January. My long term GF cheated on me.
>Be 22
>Skinny fit
>Over 6 ft and semi-confident
>Quite subconscious though
>Studied astrophysics at uni
>Went to university two years early because I was pushed forward two years in school
>Get a good job in research
>Working for my Ph.DComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Used to be bullied quite heavily in school for being so young
>No one cares now
>Life is going great
>Gf moves in
>Year forward
>Still going strong with gf
>We have date night every 2 weeks
>We do a lot of things together
>Our families are very good friends
>Always...
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>At work
>Finish a task very early
>Boss is out
>We all decide to go home early
>Drive home at 3pm
>gf has a day off and was expecting me back at 5:30pm
>I went to buy flowers for her as a surprise
>She loves white roses
>Get elevator to my apartment at 3:30
>About to enter I heard her laugh
>I knew it was her but it was a type of laugh I have never heard from her before
>It was like she couldn't control herself
>It was very deep and obviously not fake
>I enter with the roses in my hand
>She and he are there sitting on my sofa
>TV is off
>2 wine bottles and glasses are on the table
>She has her feet up and faced him
>”Hi Anon, I thought you were working today” she said
>”I was, who is this”
>The biggest Chad Thundercock I have ever seen stood up
>I could tell he was ripped
>He has a chiselled face
>Wore a suit
>In a deep voice he said “My name is Oscar. Is this your boyfriend?”
>I told him I was her boyfriend and asked who is he
>GF at this point is laughing and smirking but trying to hold it in
>He has a huge smile on his face
>I said what are you doing
>They were just discussing work apparently
>Chad looks at me, mockingly says do I have a problem with that?
>He comes towards me, flexing his arms, trying to be alpha
>Gf is completely silent
>She doesn't even look at me
>I was quite angry at this point
>I asked him to leave
>gf lets out little laugh and says "anon its nothing, seriously, we're just hanging out and discussing work"
>"yeah we studied some biology earlier didnt we, ahahaha” Chad Said
>she laughs in her hands as my stomach drops through the floor
>"....look, Oscar, I'd like you to get out of my home now..."
>I could not believe what had just happened in the last 30 seconds
>My life was upside down
>"no, get out!" I say sharply
>he gets up and casually heads towards the fridge for another beer
>gf is just staring at TV smirking
>"I'm calling the cops, this is fucked up"
>"you call the cops and I'll beat your faggot ass, anon, you got that?"
>ignoring the fact that he could clearly kick my ass, I yell “Good, Ill have another reason to call the cops”
>he walks straight up to me, gets me in headlock and then floors me
>I manage to punch him in face to which he quickly responded to with punching me three times and then holding my arms down
>he shouts "YEAH, WHAT? STUPID MOTHERFUCKER" before picking me up my scruff of my neck and pushing me outside of the apartment.
>gf just sits there not doing anything, why is she doing this.
>didnt have phone to call cops with because I foolishly put it on table next to door
Self harm thread
What are your experiences with self harm, your opinions on it, and general thoughts.
How deep did you go? or still do?
Bumping with pictures
pics your not supposed to share
>>552566909
What the fuck gross, nigga
>>552567068
nice
> I pulled out and rested a second.
> looking at her, I took in the entire moment
> her face, the pure bliss was unforgettable
>I had gone to long though. I was passed the threshold and I was going to cum
> shoved it in her ass as hard and fast as I could
> didn't expect it to hurt me too, but I must show it
>I could tell she loved the pain
> I came as soon as I was inside, but kept fucking anyway.
> pulled out
> she looked shocked... "well...that didn't happen...umm your tv... just tell mom you tripped on the cord and it busted..."
> I nodded
> "okay..." She said "let's do that again later.."
> 20 now, she's 21 and engaged
>we still have sex all the time and I am no longer a cringe beta faggot
>>552568998
Thanks for remaking and not being a faggot op.
>>552568998
Really that's the end?
>>552568998
thanks for finishing op my bump was too late to save from 404
creep thread
Bam
>>552552221
Awesome job whoever made that one.
Have you ever took some?
>>552552291
Thanks for sharing!
I'll post some of mine, too.
l0li thread
Fulfill both my fetishes.
loli feet. go.
Don't have feet but.. Bump.
>>552542484
>>552542581
bump