YOU'RE NOT LARFING NOW, ARE YAR???
>be Nigel Farage
>go to EU parliament one day decades ago
>get laughed at
>get feelings hurt
>devote 20 years of my life to being butt hurt
>convince UK to vote out of Europe
>crash financial market
>weaken euro
>divide my nation
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>>692174981
Top kek
>>692174981
It's the equivalent of the bullied sullen kid coming back to school with AR-15
drop or trust? 3 year relationship, Marshall was one of her HS friends, we're in our mid 20's.
She said she didn't want to hang out, I checked my calendar and saw she should be on her period so I figured I could cook some of her favorite treats and put some BJ points in the bank for later. Went over there and her friend was there and wasn't dressed in better clothes than normal for just chilling in the house.
>>692187149
Or I guess we can do the "dubs picks what I say next" game too.
>>692187149
She definitely got dicked down
>>692187452
yea probably.
What does /b/ think about the Istanbul airport shooting?
horrible
>>692187895
>shooting
They used bomb vests.
Sorry, but you can't try to spin this one into a gun control issue like usual. Islam is the common factor with these, not guns.
>>692187895
remove erdogan (no joke kill him)
UK thread, where all you Brit fags from? Also UK sluts.
OP here, Wolverhampton (WV8)
>>692173467
Jesus Christ, no moar
glasgow
I need a little help, I need to know more about this meme, can you guys help?
sleep tight baby baba
Sleep tight, baby baba.
Sleep tight, baby Baba
Women being humiliated
bumpin
>>692191304
sauce?
bump
I'm not attracted to my gf in the slightest anymore. The thought of having sex with her bores me, and she wants it every day and gets very upset if I don't provide it.
I love her and feel great affection for her but sexually it's just gone for me. We've done everything there is to try sexually, she's a nympho and is up for anything at all. But I just don't want it and I feel bad about it.
What the fuck do I do?
We have a 12 month contract on a rental house together, only just moved in, so 'just break up with her'...
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poor you
Too much porn, testosterone deficiency or you are a faggot.
Let's make a deal I'll pay the half of your rent you introduce me to your girlfriend to give me her number I'll make it to her and I'll take over for you I have no problem making your girlfriend now everyday I make that bitch cum everyday
ylyl
Bumping the thread for you OP :)
teens 18+
>>692185776
So what I'm getting from this is that I should put it in her ass roughly?
Celeb Fap Thread v2
feet goddess where you at?
>>692182571
where are you queen of /b/?
bump
waiting for femanon
ITT we post girls we know and other anons yell you how they'd fuck them. Pt 2
>>692188503
Gangbanged by everyone on that train.
What would you do to these 3? Want more of any?
>>692188442
Trying again for the rest of these two
>>692188562
The other one I have. They were posted earlier.
I will post more if comments / rates are there
deutscher faden
wann habt ihr mit dem rauchen angefangen?
schon mal bei einer nutte gewesen? (preis?)
was haltet ihr von veganern?
>>692182626
>Ich sags mal so, ich spiel hier ein paar verschiedene Charaktere. Und ich lurche hier beinahe jeden Abend rum.
Hallo Haley
>>692182581
>wann habt ihr mit dem rauchen angefangen?
Mit 9
>schon mal bei einer nutte gewesen? (preis?)
50 Euro halbe Stunde GV
>was haltet ihr von veganern?
Sind besserwissende Arschlöcher. Sowas sollte man zwangsernähren.
>>692182581
>wann habt ihr mit dem rauchen angefangen?
Nie
>schon mal bei einer nutte gewesen? (preis?)
Nein, zahle nicht für Sex
>was haltet ihr von veganern
Deppen
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>692173949
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If...
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>>692183899
Hey, I waited to post it in thread until image limit hit.