cock-a-doodle-doo motherfuckers
It's time for a good morning sh0ta thread
O boy.
Okay, faggots - I need some advice!
How the fuck do I become "fun" at parties and large gatherings?
I'm a normal guy, who has a great sense of humour and I find it very easy to talk to people and to make people laugh.
My problem is that it seems like "fun" means dancing like a retard and finding levels of physical energy that cannot be reproduced in a lab-setting without a metric fuckton of cocaine!
I'm not very physical, since I'm kinda clumsy and shit - So I often tend to end up on the outside, when the party moves...
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drink a bunch, talk to people, don't care for anything
Remember that no one apart from you is important.
>>558096271
I already do that.
When it's just a relaxed setting i'm usually the center of attention, but when it's a "real party" with loud music and dancing and shit, I don't really feel comfortable.
I want to learn what to do, since most of my friends loves this kinda shit.
And also, I want to put my dick into more girls, and it seems like clubs and concerts have a higher slut-yield than bars and pubs.
Wallpaper thread
Bump
Haven't got many so far, but will contribute what ever is wanted from here.
>>558086036
Will just start from random
Bored, so lets do this
Ask a hobby crossdresser anything
>>558068201
SHAVING. How often, how much, how to, how to explain?
What's a hobby crossdresser?
>>558068201
>ask
>anythig
i'm asking for pics or it didn't happen
this gif. i like this gif. is there more of this gif?
>>558078210
this is heartbreaking to me
>>558077527
Thanks OP. Saved that gif so hard!
ITT: Autism and cringe
Post your cringe
Help ruin a sluts life
Itzel Reyes
OP, y u got to be such a faggot to a perfectly normal girl?
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Anaheim ca
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>>558052030
Requesting Reverse Cowgirl
does /b/ want more of my OC?
dom with a couple of subs i use for fun here
>>558061151
Go for it. It's generally enjoyable to watch other Doms with their subs.
>>558061151
Contributing OC.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22239389
No, not really. I already jacked and even if I didn't.. your shit's neither personal to me or weird enough, I'm sure. Just post your pictures on facebook so your family can be proud.
>be me
>19
>bigendered omnisexual fem-presenting fat-positive catkin
>on my way to work
>decide I want some starbucks
>go inside the shop
>go up to counter, cisgendered scum standing there
>"Good morning ma'am! What can I get you today?"
>ma'am
>I...
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10/10
10/10, would read again
>>558056137
From which tumblr did you steal this? Will follow, 10/10.
post anything thread
go
You know the drill she's a girl that's all you're getting
>>558062039
fuck your shits nigger
>>558062039
D
Shit forgot win numbers - odds to get this started
Not as good as it would feel if YOU were giving me oral sex.
ITT: post things that changed your life/world view/approach of religion and people etc.
Anything it is - books, movies, music and even games.
When a psychologist explained to me how it's mostly thoughts that lead to feelings and emotions, and not the other way around. Think about it.
>>558060669
the movie yes man had a profound impact on my life
>>558060669
When the priest who was raping me ejaculated into my ass.
I need a sad anime on par with Clannad and Angel Beats.
Self bump of shame
bumping for interest
also similar to Toradora and love Chunibyo
>>558055234
bump for same needs