teen feet
last one died way too quickly
also, why dont you just herpa derpa derpy derp?
i cant figure out how to fuck annemarie in unteralterbach
>can some1 plz help?
OP will deliver
1/10
ITT: we sum up a board with 1 picture
>/v/
/b/
>>558297507
/fit/
this is more accurate for /v/
I've always thought my sister was hot, but she just posted this picture on her fb, now I want to fuck her so bad, wat do?
/B/rah now i want to fuck her too... maby some more pics
>>558287447
>>558287819
Yeah, we're going to need more pics. For science
Dont be shy just post them
Lifehack thread.
Requesting those relating to food or cops.
Okay, /b/, you will follow me from now on my journey from shit to awesome starting today
I will be your game, sometimes i just tell you some of my stories, sometimes i will make decision threads and the first decision that gets 10 votes will be that i will do in my life. Sometimes i will deliver pics/vids too, but only if i want.
You will recognise me by this drawing, it will follow me around from now on
My base stats:
>age:18
>Sex: m
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Okay. What now?
No one cares about you or your shit drawing op.
Become an hero.
An hero
YLYL
>>558286070
No fuck you
>>558286189
No, fuck you.
>>558286548
No, fuck you.
new webm thread
>>558285535
>That toilet brush.
Sup /b/ros. Just got kicked out of house along with my brother. He failed his college class and i passed all seven of mine with a's. Anyway i just got thsi appartment and i wanted to share some highschool stories with you guys.
>>558276683
Hey good for you man. Leave this board and don't ever look back
First one
>Be me be 17 US gov ap class
>Teacher is a 22 year old bitch who is still taking classes on teaching
>always gets mad if you interrupt her or say somthing happend anyway other then hers
>One day im doing my work just looking down when all of a sudden "Hey sleepy wake up"
>Not knowing who she means i just ignore it She repeats it 4 time and keep in mind i have a pencil in my hand and i am taking notes...
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>>558277223
Go into class
Handcuff bitch teacher
Rape her bitch ass
????
Profit
Today, while I was riding in a bus, a totally random girl fell asleep on my shoulder. I was confused at first, and too shy to wake her up, but after a while I decided that it made me feel objectified and violated.
I was one of many unsuspecting men subjected to shoulder rape. We must put a stop to this. Victims of shoulder rape must speak out and end this cursed atrocity; a vile act still permitted in our 'civilized' societies.
#EndShoulderRape
>>558281949
>implying we're not serial shoulder rapists
you'll have to bring your complaint to tumblr
>>558281949
Brilliant make it trend!!
>>558282143
You disgust me, you.... shoulder rapist. That vile and cruel act not only produces prolonged severe shoulder pain and cramps but also reduces the PERSON, whose shoulder you slept on, to a pillow, a tool, a sleeping object. WE ARE NOT TOOLS for you to use whenever you like!
/b/ can't count to 10, prove me wrong.
1
2
3
Hello /b/, would you like to take control of someone's life?
Here's the deal, I'm bored, depressed and without any aspirations. I need some excitement in my life but I'm just too boring to live an exciting life, so I decided to let you guys run it.
Your job, should you decide to take this up, is to make the decisions in my life.
I will post a little bio on me after this, but not too much because it seems like the OP can no longer bump his own thread, so in the interest of keeping the thread alive I prefer you ask specific things you want...
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How old are you? What is your level of education?
>>558273190
I’m 22 years old; I’ll turn 23 on September 11.
I am currently not working, but I am in college, my mom and dad are paying for it and I feel like shit because of that.
I’m from Panama, the country in South America, so my native language is Spanish but I learnt English when I was 10 so my English is quite OK but still with a heavy accent. (I tell you this because of the recordings I will be making)
I’m single, I had a girlfriend for 4 years but she dumped me because she saw that I couldn’t...
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Show us a picture of urself
>ITT: Post the car you'd use for a Batmobile if you were Batman.
>Must be available in black.
>Your Batmobile, not Bruce Wayne's - don't post it if you couldn't afford it.
I'd use one of these.
Someonw wanna fap to my ex?
>>558264548
i'm not horny right now, nonetheless, post pics
bump
Is that all you got? Show some of her beaver and I might give it a pull.
no thx
non-porn .webm
Can we get a work stories thread, /b/?
I'll start with a short one.
>working at Menards
>standing under sign pointing to the bathrooms
>nigger walks up
>"hey muh mayne wheres da bathrooms be at?"
>don't say anything, point up
>"oh, okay"
>get a call later from GM
>nigger filed a complaint...
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Hah. niggs can't into white boy humor
>get job
>get pushed around
>get annoyed
>get angry
>get fired
Story of my life
>>558231878
No stories?