Rule 34 Thread?
Rule 34 Thread.
>>561058319
i dont feel like posting
Devin is kill.
mods deleted last thread, but devin must be kill
>>561067104
yes
Devin is kill,
Devin is kill,
Devin is kill,
Devin is kill,
>>561067104
bump
IT'S FUCKED UP, /b/. IT'S FUCKED UP.
NO I'M FUCKED UP.
IT'S ALL FUCKED UP, /b/.
>Be me getting home from work.
>Still lives with parent at 22 years old.
>Gets undressed because hot as balls.
>have shower.
>Go to room and lay down.
>Start rubbing my dick.
>Going to jack off.
>Need to find pen first to write something down I just thought of.
>Go to mom's room.
>Know she has a pen always on her bed side table.
>Turn around but bump into her pillow.
>Bottle falls and rolls on floor from under pillow.
>Pick bottle up.
>"Bad Dragon Cum Lube"
>Pause
>Pause
>FUCKING PAUSE
>Cringe and put it back and go to room.
>Get back up before sitting down.
>Got back to mom's room to pick lube up.
>Go back to room and use lube.
>Best fucking nut I've had in ages.
I WANT TO DIE, /b/.
I USED MY MOM'S LUBE.
BAD DRAGON CUM LUBE.
>Keep still after nutting.
>Staring at ceiling.
>Look down to lube bottle beside me.
>Clean off hands and dick.
>Put lube back where/how I found it.
>Mom still isn't home.
>Definitely understand what bad dragon is.
>Want to throw up a little but goes back to mom's room to look for dildos.
>>561057563
FUCKING PICTURE IS RELATED, /b/.
IT'S FUCKING RELATED.
IT'S ALL FUCKING REALLY FUCKING RELATED. /b/.
FUCK.
MORE PICTURES FOLLOWING.
WHAT THE FUCK, MOM.
WHY DO YOU NEED THESE FUCKING THINGS.
NICE FUCKING LUBE THOUGH.
FUCKING SERIOUSLY FUCK THOUGH.
FUCK.
>>561057614
SHE REALLY FUCKING OWNS THESE FUCKING THINGS.
Posting in a potentially epic thread
lucid dreaming thread
tips on how to induce it and experiences while lucid dreaming
>>561057593
Actually, I'm glad you brought this up. It helps to have a "trigger" that lets you know it's a dream. For me, it's usually rainbows (extremely vivid ones), but as of last night, it's also when everything starts to go grayscale. The most important thing to do when you realize you're dreaming is to remain calm, and quietly understand what's going on.
>>561057806
i always read its necessary to fall asleep on your back but my problem is i can never fall asleep and end up getting frustrated and turning on my side which is how i usually sleep
>>561057806
Last night, I dreamed I was fighting a guy with some kind of Kung Fu in a bamboo forest. Everything started to go black and white, and that's when I realized it was a dream. I stopped fighting, everything went back into full color, and I finished him off with a Galick Gun. I then flew away to go meet my friends, who were fighting someone else in a hallway in a hotel. They were all in costume, so I decided to transform into certain anime characters by using "keys." The same method the Gokaigers/Super...
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Hey /b/, listen to my movie idea.
There's this small girl, around 7 or so, who's single father cannot take his daughter to school because of his work schedule, so he asks his neighbor to take her and pick her up from school. So the neighbor is a pedophile. Naturally, the pedophile is planning on kidnapping the little girl, but the day before he's going to, she gets kidnapped by another pedophile. So, our original pedo decides to do some detective work to find out who kidnapped his princess. Of course, the police are contacted by the father, so the police...
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>>561052924
interesting snuff film idea.
good job.
shameful self bump
>>561052924
This is literally the stupidest thing I have ever read
Sage goes in all fields
Hey /b/ let me tell you my incest story. Pic unrelated
I'm 21 sis 18. Sis is 8/10 and I have wanted her ever since she hit puberty. We have been very close ever since we were kids. I frequently have vivid incest dreams about us having regular casual sex. My most deeply secret fantasies about her play out in my dreams regularly. I have always felt that she secretly has similar thoughts and feelings. Turns out I am right and this is how it plays out.
>be home for the holidays
>staying in my old room next...
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>>561045743
Proceed
>>561045743
>Cont?
Why do you even ask, just do it.
>>561045743
Eunitnoc
Can someone make her cross eyed with stars circling her head?
Let me guess... "Do it for the feet"?
fuck you and your foot fetish
THIS IS NOW AFEET THREAD
>>561032457
you seem mad, here let me make you better.
trap thread? trap thread.
hi
SISSY FUCK SLAVE CUM LOVER THREAD
Yeah I mean.. maybe that's hot. But no one likes black dudes even in animated form. so...
put some mints up your ass
dont eat so much cock
>OP is a faggot
>>561041592
>>561041781
good advice guys thanks
>>561041472
When either of my cats are sitting in my lap i try extra hard to make it extra loud and extra smelly and they usually crawl between my legs to get a better whiff...then walk away.
Let's try this:
Your dick gets hard, you lose.
Go.
Start the thread, faggot!
everyone gtfo
I guess I'm going to make a thread about this. There might be another, but I'm getting serious lulz just from reading this tumblr:
http://pluandfawn.tumblr.com/
Will be posting screenshots and text if you don't want to soil your computer with Tumblr.
First bump: Some new gender definitions to start us off.
"modoromantic/sexual: an orientation that is constantly changing; changes may include fluctuations between romance/sex-repulsion and ambivalence to romance/sex. distinct from adfectomantic/adfectual in that these changes are not dependent on one’s state of mind. from latin (modo…modo = at one time…at another)."
And some triggers.
Her Metric system trigger:
>>561022635
>segways
wut
Had an incestious relationship with my brother and cousin.
AMA other than personal information
what's your full name and home address?
>>561016017
post a pic of yourself and the names/facbooks of your brother and cousin.
>>561016149
Maybe another time.
ITT 10/10
>>561004973
>>561004973
>>561004973
>that nose
>10/10
I hope there's enough oldfags on here to get a 4chan's greatest hits thread goin on in here.
>>561019769
>>561019769
I people watched with my bros for five hours one day waiting for OP to never delivar.
I refuse to believe the people in that thread are the same people on here now.