I need sauce on this /b/
Also new .webm thread cuz it just 404'd
I second that, sauce ?
>>561093469
>filename.jpg
>>561093687
file name doesnt really help
hfur
Also ded?
not if people start posting
>>561118790
Reading some story thread inspired me to share my first time fucking a girl in the batty hole. It's embarrassing so bare with me.
>be 15
>had a crazy slutty 9/10 dutch gf that I'd managed to keep since the age of 13
>was on her bed making out, feeling her up
>both horny as fuck she wanted the D
>she be on her period
>goingtoshootmyfaceoff.jpg
>still...
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Go on, anon
>>561117465
im dutch go on anon
>tfw mom asks me to give her a footrub
It's so wrong but I want to lick her feet so bad.
>>561113537
Do it while she sleeps
>>561114181
That's sick.
But not a bad idea.
>>561113537
She want the d.
I mean which mom would ask their son for a massage ?
Unless you are under 10, it's so 'wrong'...
Omegle thread. Time to fuck with these dumb autistic faggots. Use MLP as topic. Bonus points for including ayylmao.
and part 2
>>561112089
B u m p
ITT: We all work in the same office.
The dildomatron 6900 is broke again, someone call an IT guy to fix it.
>>561109339
IT guy here, have you tried turning it off and on again?
IT guy here, have you tried exiting from the building through the window?
>>561109657
>>561109525
I've tried both, but I think it's a mechanical problem.
top kek youtube videos pls
>>561099021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYHAR8Xzsyo
Its just so hard for him to remember it all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zzs6-lfgyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jJ0wlA2R80&index=3
C'mon, you know what to do
>>561103126
Damnit Hernandez, drop and give me 20
>>561103365
> close
reroll
Guten Tag, sie Scheißenhans.
OK, some shit's going down and Devin is in overkill.
Greetings.
Please do not be alarmed, you are not under threat. I am an alien intelligence, acting as representative of my people to yours. As such, it is important that I learn the languages, behaviors, customs, beliefs, and ambitions of your people. We have been in contact with this planet for approximately 12,500 local years, studying you and, occasionally, interacting. You are a fascinating and complex species.
I have knowledge on a wide breadth of subjects that might be of interest to you, so ask me anything you like. I will answer to the best of my abilities,...
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I'll bite tell me about the true nature of the universe compared to what various human religion and science says
We welcome you sir.
Guess I'm biting too..
How to volunteer for anal probe?
New feminist hate thread.
>>561090012
>>561090153
Where are our "20" feminists from the last thread?
think the troll from last thread will return?
i hope so, he was amusing if a bit sloppy
respect the commitment to the shtick
Devin is le internet maime
>>561082517
>>561082517
bump for new thread
devin le cont
I want to get fucked hard.
>>561080208
You and every other bottom male in the history of non-heterosexuality.
Location?
Who doesn't?
Last thread died at the good part, heres pt. 2 of the Omegle Thread
What was the PW to the last mega link that was posted?
>>561061520
moar
I didn't get the mega link. The thread 404d before I got it. Can someone repost?
Rule 34 Thread?
Rule 34 Thread.
>>561058319
i dont feel like posting