Ok, guess my shit got deleted, no matter. Its all saved.
>be 13
>at my house
>cousin and family come over
>parents getting drunk, watching land before time with younger siblings/cousins
>ask if cousin wants to play nintendo, says yes
>play donkey kong country, better than she is
>beat a couple levels, her turn, keep doing this systemComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>be 15
>be at school, end of the day
>ride cousins bus home, was gonna help uncle re-roof the house
>get to cousins house, uncle is already on the roof
>tells me to grab a pack of shingles and come up the ladder
>grab two, trying to impress uncle
>start to climb ladder, shaky cause im scared as fuck, dont do heights
>get to top,...
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^^ (continued) ^^
>realize i love anal, squeeze on her ass and tell her im coming
>says she is too, nut hard in her ass
>makeout with her as she's still slowly grinding out, wishes me well and hopes i get better
>pulls off of me, my limp cock falls down on my legs, cleans me up and buttons me up
>she gets dressed, sits next to me in the recliner and we fall asleep watching inyuyasha
May have some...
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>be 17
>cousin and I on regular fuck basis
>at school, tired as fuck
>suprise math test in 2nd period open book
>shit, forgot book
>excuse self to bathroom, say i have the runs
>call dad and ask to bring me my book, won't
>call sister, also wont
>call cousin as last resort, picks up, says...
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ITT the yiff intensity of each image increases as we get closer to image limit.
>>561682302
SLOWEEER
Time for the nightly loli thread!
god-tier body thread. go
> god-tier body thread
> Post a fucking skeleton
let's not post any more old bitches with loose skin and no definition
>>561682301
did someone just say...
hi /b/
I'm too sad to sleep I tried and couldn't stop crying, so instead I am going to start a feels thread and greentext why I am so sad.
>>561685915
bumping
God here. Ask anything. Except boring shit like 'is she the one?', I'm not a fucking two-bit fortune teller.
How were you created?
Prove that you're god.
i like dick
am i going to hell
comic thread loli maybe with story (color)
Lol no
>>561663610
Hey good job OP, you posted 1 image.
>>561665362
And a tiny one at that.
Hello, /b/. Your trolling days are coming to an end soon.
I'm an Operation Internet Justice activist. We activists keep track of as many trolls as we can find and add them to our own lists, using a handle, IP, or whatever we can find to identify you.
I was told to make a list of YouTube trolls. My personal work is posted at http://www.youtube.com/user/OpIJ2014 - We as individuals can't do anything right, but as a group, becoming successful in what we do, but we have a big problem. You. 4chan doesn't use handles, so there's no way we can list...
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>inb4 hinest replies
>>561683134
top kek
what are you waiting for /b/?
>>561685175
Terminal illness.
you need the money to build a containment area though. Plus you'll probably die in 10 year and if you have kids they'll be autistic mutants.
>buy 50+ acres of land 10 miles away from your house
>surround in fences
>make a concrete room underground
>store extra nuclear waste
>profit
Time for a Fallout roll story thread!
5 decides what number the vault is.
9 decides the name of the Overseer.
3 decides the vault's experiment.
Go!
Rollin for vault 517
Rolling for name - Faggot Von Dipshitsu
>>561679751
Rerawl
Out of trees :/ About to smoke this mix of bud and kief scraped/banged out of my grinder. What are you guys smoking?
General stoner thread
>>561667769
ayy lmao
>>561667769
>tfw out of weed, and no money
Fuck.
Smoking my saved up kief is quite tempting
>>561667769
ayy lmao
teen panty thread!
>>561676712
>inb4 404
A girl at my school who's obsessed with tumblr made this song...
I have no words.
Just watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-2SMDzSH4
I cant even.
>#reblogged
>>561663716
christ, thats a girl?
fuck I'm only 24 and I think society is just going downhill rapidly
fucking nigger homo lesbians
>>561664145
>That feeling when you're in your mid-twenties and already feel like an old man commentating and society.
Something's wrong with this picture.
IN A WORLD
WHERE THERE ARE NO FAGGOTS, OP IS STILL A FAGGOT
WHERE 4CHAN RULES THE INTERNET
>>561655141
Where niggers, jews, mexicans,feminists and tumblr doesn't exists
idk what this is called but let's get some more of it