ITT: times we've hit people
>Be me
>23
>Fiancé (been together 8 years) is about to start a new job
>Her anxiety problem is driving me crazy
>Tells me to do the laundry
>Do laundry, finish paying bills, and play xbox
>She comes home
>"Where's my swimsuit?"
>"Where...
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>>563508351
monitoring
>>563508351
go on
k
>be me
>never had a girlfriend before, hardly any friends
>it was during holidays
>first week of holidays passed with me staying home almost all the time, was getting pretty tired of this
>one day my mother interrupted me while i was playing starcraft just as usual
>'anon, your friends want to talk with you'
>ohshit.wav
>i...
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>>563508791
>i didn't know the guy who organized this party. his house was huge and there was like fifty people inside already
>i knew some of them from school, never even talked with most of them, though
>'welcome to the party, anon,' said mike and hit me in the back a little too much. 'just do whatever the fuck you want, be yourself, anon,' he then said, leaving me alone. the girls went with him of course
>there was of course this one girl already at the party which stood out from the rest. she was a beautiful brunette and everybody knew her, even me, which is weird because she wasn't even from my school. her name was Lisa
>i didn't want her like most of the guys, probably because i didn't want to delude myself that i had any chances with her at all
>i just wanted to drink something as fast as possible to gain some confidence and maybe even try to have some fun
>suddenly my crush
>oh my god what is she doing here?
>she was just sitting there and talking with her female friend. i don't think she even knew who i was at that point
>meanwhile Mike was trying to pick up Lisa. he wasn't the only one of course, but one of the more successful players from the whole bunch
>'hi anon, you here?'
>it was David, one of my actual friends
>'yeah'
>'here, have a drink,' he gave me a beer
>'let's talk, anon,' he then said. 'come on'
>we sat at the same table as my crush
>she didn't seem to care, no one did
>meanwhile Lisa and Mike started dancing, she was wearing sexy black short dress. most of the guys just looked at her for a few seconds, then we all pretended we don't care
>after several minutes of meaningless talk with David i started to feel a little drunk
should I continue?
hahaha look at all dem words
cool beans mang
Because apparently no-one else cares, new loli thread!
Requests are welcome, but I can't give any guarantees.
LEMME GET SUM POOPING LOLI'S
Katy Perry thread
newfag detected
Katy tittles - can almost motoboat
sup /b/
I'm trying to come up for names for my kid (due in a 4 months).
How Jewish is the name Max? Its origins aren't Jewish at all from what I've read, but it seems that some Jews are named Max and that makes me uncomfortable... So if you met someone named Max would you be like "huh, that dude might be a kike."?
gif unrelated
name your kid mohumad, noone will think he's a kike
I never thought of it this way OP,thanks for crippling my view of the world yet again.
>>563502807
It just makes me think of 'Headroom'.
Next try.
If your ID contains + \ or / you have to post a pic of your dick, your vagina, your tits or your ass
>>563503470
sure
ok
yolo
Hey /b/ did you know that the average 13 year old girl's vagina can accommodate the average adult male's penis?
The More You Know
you tried?
>>563491290
Eh mostly from tons of illegal videos involving 13 year old girls and older men.
>>563491128
>>563491450
You really want a CP thread, don't you?
>inb4 hurr stop being a little pussy faggot
This isn't really a thread about being scared of the water, more about the fucked up shit that could dwell beneath.
Well I don't know why this thread is going crazy, isn't every terrified of the deep sea?!?!?
>deep water
>no control if you can't swim
nopenopenope
Just going to get this thread started.
1/4
> check /b/
> no eugenia thread
>>563480508
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bamp
In this thread, denial about wanting to fuck traps
Hi b! Your camwhore here again!
>>563477607
Robin Williams?
>>563477680
Someone call me dadchan
>>563477832
I feel awkward being the only person here, if it makes you feel better jumanji was a great movie
ITT: We act like it's Youtube comment section.
First.
"ITT: we act like its youtube comment section" xD epic
Can someone tell me what the first song is? Not the one that fades out, but the first song that fully plays.
>le fail green text maymay xD
Hey /b/, does anybody else shit in the shower and then press it down with their feet down the drain? Or is it just me
Pic related
I do this with my cum
>>563466016
Just you. Time to an hero.
ITT: this type of picture, only as a pirate. i'll start
>laughing heartily with me mateys
Pic related
>shivering me timbers with the lads
>>563446501
you're gay. just fyi.
>>563446986
takin a swig o me rum
new Rule 34
old >>563451845
>>563461079