We discuss the inner workings of the mind.
Hey /b/, its storytime. I can’t not brag about my weekend it was just too mindblowing.
>Be me, a little above average looking 23yo metalhead working at hot topic (I know its faggy but its fuckin money)
>Get a call thursday night from aunt, she’s going out this weekend, wants me to watch my 15yo cousin to make sure she doesnt have a house party and wreck the place
>Say sure, cousin is pretty cool, we smoked pot together once during thanksgiving family get togetherComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Buy a ton of mikes hard because they’re high school kids all they need is cheap pussy shit
>Over $20 left in change, keep it, say nothing
>”Can we drink it in the car”
>”Are you retarded if a cop sees you my ass is a chewtoy”
>Girls laugh, we joke around, they’re actually pretty chill
>We get to the party, this kids place is in the middle of the woods but its huge and has a poolComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>564857062
>23yo metalhead
>Party goes on for like 4-ish hours
>Meet dyke chick from the car again, we’ll call her Nicky
>She ditched the sweatpants and tank top and is in the pool in a bikini
>BANGING FUCKING BOD
>She’s mad short, mad skinny, perfect pale skin+freckles, blue eyes, all the shit I’m into
>Nerd kid who drove us keeps showing up to flirt with her, she seems disinterested
>Hope...
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Be honest /b/, she's the totalitarian ruler that 4chan deserves.
hey /b/, whats your first thoughts when you see someone in public with dreadlocks? its for scientific research purposes please respond
Usually think they're a pre chill guy unless they're a smelly hippie
>>564844736
>girls
would bang
>guys
yoga, vegan
if they're done well i think it looks great and im jealous and wonder what they're doing for a living
if its badly done or hairline isnt dreaded i think the person is chill and knows drugs
nigger dan second thread
http://logs.omegle.com/697940f
Joined
roleplay furries disgust me
new fap thread lets go
>>564834832
>>564834956
>>564835051
> add cutie.sophia on snapchat
> refresh
> check story
> thank me later
Can confirm is legit.
Today OP was not a fag.
>>564828312
Thank you, later
>>564829354
I an cutie.sophia ofc i'm not a fag xx
Not for a long time, sorry
>>564832017
Can you write: ''Monks Ken'' on a paper and make a cute pose?
I'd be forever thankful!
Hey...
catch a fart in your hand then quickly smell it.
Dont be shy
I'm in a horrible depression tonight /b/, let's have a feels thread to sob over.
Maybe I'll tell what happened.
>>564808736
I'll join in with you OP
gets me everytime...ill cry with u OP
>>564808736
Sounds like someone needs perspective.
Golem 6b time.
Hey /b/
I turned 21 today
How about a trap/she male thread
It's my birthday and I want it
bamp cuz your birthday man, im here for ya if ya need a friend
What's the time? Diaper time.
>>564809232
bamp
If you say "OP is a faggot", your eyes will be clawed out by your pet hamster and then skullfucked by your dad while your mom is ducking your next door neighbor who happens to be the most Niggerish nigger in existence. Bet you fags won't call me a fag now
I have no eyes, no skull & no mother, faggot.
*fucking
>>564815551
I don't own a hamster faggot, because I'm not an aspie 12 yo like you
snapsforb thread, if anyone's interested. I'll also be putting pictures up on my story on snapchat.
>>564810128
lets see that asshole
>>564810764
finger up your asshole
s/fur
Katia-raps-her-way-to-page-10-edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHWV5hl1uy4
Hello everyone
Any more questions? I feel like answering some for no reason because I like multitasking while watching movies and such
>>564806260
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>>564800878
Fuck you, Trott