I'm so fucking lonely. I'm autistic, or some shit like that. Diagnosed as "aspergers". Basically, my brain doesn't connect to people. Like, I see them, I understand them but I don't feel them. But the parts supposed to feel people are still there. Sometimes I dream, and in my dreams the connection works, and I can 'feel' people in that weird way. Like they're actually there. And I wake up and for a few brief moments I'm happy, and I want to do stuff and say I'm sorry for being such an ass to my family, and I want to be nice......
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>>565385793
...bump...
>>565385793
Find a hobby bruh. Give it all your time and kick ass at it. Nothing wrong with aspbergers
Chess here. It's fucking infinite and completely creative
If any anons can rip iCloud backups, i have a potential win.
Backup is 3 GB though.
Here's the info..
First Name: Ruby
Last Name: Nunez
Bday: jan 11 1992
Email: reyesruby1110 at yahoo com
Parents met: delano
First job: mcdonalds
The third question i don't know the answer to so you might have to try a few times to get these two
If you find any win, post here or send to manicpuppet3 at gmail
I'll post them if emailed to me. Hopefully /b/ can enjoy this win.
Bump for potential
>>565365905
>>565366045
Thanks for the bumps guys, hopefully someone can get this. My download speed is too slow for 3 gigs n shit
>>565366434
No clue how to do it so I'll just keep bumping.
>>565375656
My opinion is right. If you disagree i dont care unless its about my past. then ill kill you.
Continuing thread.
>>565376005
I was making this thread just now!
Thanks based god OP
I can't do that.Playing something requires knowledge of an instrument.Singing isn't something you do quietly and I would like my wife and my 2 year old to stay asleep.I can't write unless I actually want to and have an idea or else it's forced shit and makes no sense.
>>565376005
Did 5, going 7
People defend their opinions of things because to them its a fact.
>>565376150
No problem man. Was a random anon, who wanted to finish.
>>565376150
Rollin'
Would you pay $200 for an hour with this whore?
Depends what the front looks like and if she's clean
kill it with bullets
>>565357643
She's clean.
ITT: feels
I'll start.
My nuclear family feels like it's on the brink of collapse. We're all at odds with each other. Mostly, my kid sister has been really bitchy and a hindrance to our family healing. When I was seven, my mom died, and about a year ago my dad began dating again. My sister can't bring herself to accept a new woman in her life so she takes it out on us. In return, my dad, my other sister, and myself find ourselves easily agitated by her. She plays victim even though she contributes the most to our suffering. I'm tired of being angry...
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>>565363956
Post pics of your sister and anons will help
>>565363956
Tits or deal with your own fucking problems
Love to cross dress but whenever i buy clothes and panties and stuff I can never control my spending.
It tears me apart because it's something i love doing but I just can't control it.
It also takes a lot of time away from school. I find that whenever i get even slightly horny, il go put a bra and thong on and play with myself for at least an hour. It's been very detrimental to my grades in the past and will probably be so this semester too
Porn webm thread.
No others in catalog right now.
Self-bump
Listen up, Marines. The Japs on 2chan are up to something, and I aim to find out what. Your mission is to infiltrate 2chan and bring back anything you can find.
Good luck, and Godspeed Marines!
>>565350373
HEY SARGE GOT LOST LOL FOUND THIS U WANT IT?
Wut
>>565350373
Mmmmm
So would it be possible to convince some feminists to shave their heads? Like saying something along the lines of "getting rid of the leashes attached to our heads" or some shit among those lines. Also some way to convince short-haired feminists to do it.
bump for potential
I say we give it a try. Sounds like it could work.
I have done this since I was 13 or so and I don't remember how I started, I wish I would never have! I found some kind of pleasure in making myself poop bc it was convenient for me to poop on my time. I was in dance, tennis, drama club, chorus and many other afterschool activities and pooping was so annoying. So I guess I figured out how to "make myself go" when I was at home, comfortable. I did this by squatting in front of the toilet and inserting one finger into my anus, this gave me the feeling of having to go, and miraculously, wiggling it around "tricked" my body into helping me trigger the "gotta go" gland and made my muscles easily push and out came the poo and I was relieved. I continued to do this for the last 9 years, and I am nearly 23 and can't make myself poo any other way! I have tried eating lots and lots of fiber and my stools are soft, but over time that I wore that "trigger" out! So now, my was is THE ONLY way I can poo! It is sooooo bad, I can't go ANYWHERE in public like an airplane, etc. I have classically conditioned my body to avoid long gatherings in case I get the urge to go and can't bc the stall's walls don't go all the way to the floor or someone will notice that "distinct smell" on my hand eventhough I scrub and wash my hand with hot water and antibacterial soap for atleast a min after I go. Does ANYBODY else have this sort of trouble? Please Help me! How am I going to work? School is hard enough, I have to schedule my classes in such a way that I can go home often. Help me, this isn't a prank, or a lie, or a joke. I am serious. It is ruining my life. I have tried to sit on the toilet and push, and push and push, and sometimes it works, but most of the time I can never "finish" with that "refreshed/relieved" feeling like I did when I was a kid. If there is anyone out there that has/knows of/ etc. this problem. I am all ears. I feel so bad, what have I done to my body?
>>565328801
I have done this all my life and thought it was the norm, I do however rap toilet paper round my finger first, if I don't use this method I feel my rectum is not clean,am now 49 years of age and get no pleasure or relief from it, it just feels cleaner, I do find some times I have to go again a bit later, It does not spoil my life in anyway, if anything it convenient because as you pointed out you can go when you want and not when it suddenly comes over you.
I did read a post of one here ,,that talks about...
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>>565328801
>>565329043
Maybe you just shouldn't put your fingers in your ass
>mfw the whole thing
>>565328801
I do it a well but I use tp so I don't have to get out on my finger. I get about 4 sheets and fold it where it tears at nice and near and use it that way. I have done it since I can remember and it really does help! Glad to know i'm not the only one.
round 2. don't fuck it up
>>565316062
Moar
Why are girls such emotional crying cock suckers? Why can't they learn how to suck it up?
>inb4 fedora white knights take over this thread
>inb4 OP cant inb4
Girls just want money
>>565306346
Because then they would be men. Why do want women to be more like men, faggot.
Because they all think they are superior to everyone else and having a vagina magicaly makes them fragile and rare. They also tend to want people who care about them in their life yet still decide to go out with the buff assholes who do nothing but try to fuck them.
im obsessed with the thought of sucking Bowser's dick
stroking his strong legs and slowly parting them so i can get my face right in his crotch
caressing his fat koopa balls, feeling their weight heavy with sperm
squeezing the girth of his thick meaty cock in my hands
tonguing his dickhole and savouring the taste of his precum
wrapping my lips around his swollen dick-head
facefucking myself on his hard cock until he spurts his hot koopa goo into my stomach for me to digest
>>565316557
what the fuck.
>>565316557
Do you like him now, OP?
Ask a male escort anything.
FAQ
1. No, I don't fuck men
2. My penis is 7.5 long, but I bill myself as 10
3. I get a "new" client about once every two weeks, but lots of repeat business
4. Average age is about 27
5. Yes, most of them are married
6. No, I don't have any STDs
7. Yes, I have a list of "extras" like fetish shit that I charge extra for.
8. Yes, you can take pictures, just no face unless I give permission
9. No, I don't have a pimp
Fire away.
>>565291487
How long have you been doing this, whats your average income, and how populated is the city you live in?
what are the most requested fetishes?
sure, I got one.
why don't you like food?
can u guys make me look cooler
i need a new photo for my facebook profile
yung lean pls
>>565308785
There you go, at least 20 degrees cooler than before.
>>565308785
bump
what's his name again?
>>565311305
worm food
ronan will.i.am the acuser
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