I'm drunk again bitches.
Seeing how bad the last NZ thread i made went, Lets try again.
Get the fuck in here nzfags
>>565578887
Fuck John Key.
>>565579043
I don't even actually know where I'm sitting for this election. I think It's safe to assume you're either Green or Labor?
>>565579149
Fuck jon key. Labour wants to legalize weed aswell as raise minimum wage and not sell us to china
Hey /b/
What was your paranormal experience?
>lived near house that was said to be haunted
>woke up at 3:00am
>door handle tries to turn
>stops
>room turns cold
>80 degree night
>>565564624
Lived in a haunted house. Occasional loud banging noises. Rattling/scraping noises on the ceiling that would go on for hours. All roomates (6) agreed house was haunted. Denied everything and ignored all noises.
>phone call
>noone call
>hang phone
Masturbate till the ghosts leave.
Share your Skyrim wife/girlfriend/slave.
For those wondering: Yes you can fuck them, yes you can kill them, yes you can get them pregnant, yes they cook you dinner, and yes they look THAT realistic.
>>565586825
what the fuck is wrong with its legs
>>565586825
Praying 4 u op
Last night with her.
Story of button continued
>turn around to see button walking with a look of bloody fucking murder across her face
>she plants two hands on my chest and WWF style slams me into the bathroom door, nearly busting it off her hinges
>she’s small, but has some serious firepower to her, she showed me that when we first met
>she must have given her brothers a run for their money
>I imagine this is what it feels like to get...
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>>565586848
>”loose the teeth…” I quickly point out, trying not to kill the vibe
>but lets face it… a toothy headjob doesn’t make anybody happy
>she spends the next minute or so working her way around things, figuring how fit me into her mouth without getting her teeth in the way
>I help her out a bit by showing her how to use her hand to work the shaft up and down at the same time as she...
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>>565586848
Damn it, OP, you must keep going! For the greater good, you lucky son of a bitch. And again, I must ask: Steam? TF2 or some other casul game? DotA?
>>565587001
bumpin
ITT: We list our 3 favourite movies, then someone else recommends a good film that we might enjoy
Ill start:
>Oldboy (God-tier original)
>The Raid 2: Berendal
>The Man from Nowhere
So get in here /b/ros
The village, Forest Gump and Dark Knight
>>565576151
Hey OP. How familiar are you with Korean movies? I can recommend many.
>>565576151
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance blows away Old Boy.
> 2046
> Chungking Express
> Shaolin Soccer
Do any of you fags have anymore pics of /b/ri chan?
I'm pretty interested with her, because we're almost the same age.
Who is she
>>565557254
Some cam girl that posted on /b/ a while ago, I haven't seen her with my own eye though. I was just wondering if I could get any if her pics.
>>565556118
if you're almost the same age, that means OP is 15. >inb4 underage b&
Sub b… So my best online friend of 4 years turned out to be a grill, only found out shortly after christmas when she turned up on my doorstep.
Grew up with 4 older brothers and just wanted to be treated like on of the dudes, used a voice masker I assumed because whiney teen voice. Planned to stay at mine for few weeks while looking for job/apartment for uni, was expecting dude… not grill…
Anyway she ended up moving in and I became her first at pretty much everything sexual. Wrote it all down at the time and recently decided to go back and edit into greentextable story, interested?
>pic slightly related, she looks similar but no injun
>>565577023
proceed.jpeg
Go on, OP.
>be fresh out of school, young apprentice, get treated like shit, escape through vidya
>playing wow, hook up with friendly social guild
>4 brothers run guild, all older than me, coolest down to earth blokes you will ever meet
>one day they introduce new underage member (guild is 18+), says its youngest bro, only about 14 so like 8 year age gap between youngest bro and second youngestbro
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I got video of Sharpie in the pooper, foot job and much more
Problem is its 640+ mb how do i share this /b/
no grabs?
bump
Someone in the chat said they were uploading to mega
>>565569445
If it's too long, cut it to 1-2 mins and convert it to WebM.
Dworcs 5: Can't believe this is still moving
I accidentally put the last thread on another board. Official new thread.
Sound off!
>>565557307
Sometimes you're retarded op.
GROGNAK THE POON SLAYER.
>>565557415
The diplomat is here
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
>>565557415
I'm always retarded, friendo
4chan adventure: OP is kinda drunk edition
You are on a dirt road in a thick forest. There is a fork in the road. To the left there is the village of Grendor; to the right lies Aldabad. You're not sure where the path behind you leads; in fact, you don't really know how you got here. You are wearing a chain shirt, leather britches and simple hide boots. You have a satchel that contains a few silver coins and a piece of parchment.
What do you do? Odds decides.
kill self
>>565535459
>>565535595
Get resurrected by an eldritch pact and gain power over death. Read the parchment.
>>565535882
kill eldritch pact and kill self.
Thread.
>>565556931
Anyone here?
Contribute
>>565556931
great work anon
Well, about 33.5 days ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 68 million dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a child. After a good amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now that everything is clear.. I may just make some dreams come true. Roll 11, 33, 55, 77 or 99 and you get 1 million, PayPal. Good luck.
>pic related, it's my uncle
Lol what the fuck
>>565554541
why not.
I BELIVE THIS 100% TIME TO WIN 1 MIL NERDS
Continued?
>>565553795
bump i was in last one
>>565553795
go away
Dworcs 4: OP is blasted
I want a role call before we start.
>Anyone new: this is the continuation of a Civ thread, feel free to join.
>>565513323
Bump
>>565513323
>>565513323
A what? I´m glad you´re back OP
Top snake reporting in
I'm back again, /b/. In a different McDonald's. Still need to head south, been walking for quite some time. Crazy shit has gone down this first day.
So how long until you prostitute yourself?
>>565540237
fak u tam dis is oskr
>>565540237
fuck a trucker
post pics