ITT: We list everything that have been shoved up our asses.
-gf fingers
-own fingers
-doctor fingers
-suppositories
-thermometer
-enemas
-sharpie
>>567696820
ur mom LOLLOLLOLOLOL
>>567696820
dicks?
toothbrush, candle, fingers, handle of a razor, pens, other toothbrushes..
ITT post pics of sexy mouths
C'mon guys, I know some of you are into this!
I fucked up guys
>be me tonight
>at a party
>first one in....ive ever been invited to
>qt3.14 from work is there
>small town
>she smiles when she sees me
>good sign right?
>we talk for a short while
>"you know anon, you're actually pretty handsome."
>she...
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>>566294853
>"did you guys hear what anon just said?!"
>she still laughing
>i put on that half smile while i look around the room
>you know the one. the awkward one
>"HE SAID HE WOULD CRASH MY BOOTY!"
>some people laughed. some whispered
>i try and walk out
>drunk...
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continue op.
If this thread gets any interest I'll dump a few embarrassing party stories
loli thread
Runescape Bread
If you played this shit, get the fuck in here.
06 oldfag
Started in 01, one server and always the same people running around xxBlueRose13xx had like 40 mining. Oh and the great raid of Al Kharid that shit was the best, to be 10 again.
>>566295931
I remember getting the rubber chickens back in '05.
Literally nothing but non stop smacking for WEEKS everywhere.
>2014
>The Fappening fappens
>every article on the internet is discussing the flaws and backdoors of iCloud, gives advices on encryption and preaches about the sanctity of internet privacy and how we should respect it.
>every news report on television talks about the scary world we live in, and how every sick fuck can ''le hack'' your passwords and post your nudes online for thousands of pervs to see
>mfw...
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>>566297232
they did see this comming and this is a mass media scare like 9/11 to get people to enforce rules on the internet.
>>566297232
>We discuss how every single one of them bitches should have seen it coming.
Nothing to discuss here, we're all agree.
>>566297232
Anon, people not taking the victim partially liable and not bringing up what they did wrong helps people like the hacker in the end, because no one learned anything, which in the end, really helps us, doesn't it?
There's always a silver lining.
Well, about three months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 82 million dollars from my pervert uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to get 12, 32, 97, and trips get $90,000 to their paypal accounts.
rollin for dat money
reroll
Bullshit
Cute thread get going...
=3
>>566290376
bumpin and hopin no one fucks it up this time
All I got is naughty photos or I would contriboot.. =x
Found this thing in the garden, 45 decides what I do to it.
>inb4 set on fire
Love and cherish it.
>>566281193
hit it with a hammer and post pics also post a timestamp with todays date
Love it, pet it, and call him George. Then raise him as your own son, teach him Kung-Fu, and then battle him against your Foot.
Dumping ex gf set
i'd appreciate if other people could post similar shit
Jennifer Lawrence please. I missed out.
>>566264607
Too stupid to use Google, you do not deserve to be here in the first place, have a nice day.
Next time you see your mother remove the black cock from her mouth and slap her for giving birth to you.
>what is google
http://imgur.com/a/FIe37
mckayla maroney is the best gymnast out there right now. /b/ tell me which gymnast is better than her.
picture on the right isnt even her..
>>566260863
Did he fucking say it was faggot? No he fucking didn't Why dont you shut your stupid whore fucking mouth you mother fucking retard
Rate my ex /b/
Also, femanon here.
This bitch was actually my first and only gay experience, and broke up with me by saying how unacceptable in god's eyes our relationship was.
Fucking cunt. But she was at least quite good in the sack, and loved sending nudes.
Just revenge dumping her pics
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>inb4 bitch is such a landwhale
>>566258778
These are her older pics, we dated for a year and she did got slimmer
blackberry/10
>>566258778
fap/10 tits plz
porn webm thread.
gifs welcome too.
>>566254860
who is she, moar
FUCK JENNIFER LAWRENCE
This fucking whore copywrite claimed all the leaks of her, making it impossible FOR US IN PARTICULAR to post the originals.
MIND YOU, this is 4chan only, if you want to go on reddit and post or imgur, if youre lucky, it's fine. BUT NOT 4chan.
This cunt targeted us directly.
Are we really letting this happen, is this bitch really gonna get away with this?
No way.
Let's not let this cunt win, not this time Bros.
>>566259745
link or it didnt happen.
>>Not this time Bros.
not like the last time jlaw pulled this shit and got away with it
4chan should sue her